Naruto: In Konoha, living with the girlish Naruto and Sasuke

Looking at Tsunade who was pressing on Shen Yunhan, raising her beautiful eyes with amazing light and looking straight at her, Shizune, who was holding Tuntun, was stunned.

"Sister Shizune, save me!"

Shen Yunhan, who was pressed to the ground by Tsunade, heard Shizune's voice, and quickly raised the hand that was not pressed by Tsunade, shook it, trying to make Shizune notice him, and spoke.

It was just because his mouth was kissed by Tsunade at the moment, so he could only make a "wuwu" sound.

"Lady Tsunade, Brother Han..." Shizue was about to ask Tsunade to let go of Shen Yunhan, but Tsunade instantly gave her a terrifying look.

Shizune, who had been with Tsunade for such a long time, had never seen such a terrifying look in Tsunade's eyes before. Shizune was shocked and shuddered, then she ran away with Tuntun in her arms.

"I'm sorry, brother Han, it's not that I don't want to save you, it's that Lady Tsunade's eyes are just too scary." Shizune apologized in her heart, and then quickly approached Jiraiya's bedroom, while murmuring firmly:

"But don't be afraid, brother Han. I will go find Master Jiraiya to help you. Just hold on. I will make sure you keep your innocence."

Perhaps she herself did not even realize that when she said the four words "innocent", her expression became extremely solemn and her tone was very serious.

In Tsunade's bedroom, Shen Yunhan used one hand to push Tsunade's shoulder hard, trying to get her to leave.

However, Tsunade's weight at this time seemed to have increased countless times. It was impossible for Shen Yunhan to push her away, let alone push her.

"Damn it, is this strange power so strong? She is obviously over fifty years old, although she still looks like she is in her twenties, but she is still a woman no matter what? I, Shen Yunhan, can't even push a woman away?"

Shen Yunhan said indignantly.

Perhaps sensing the resentment in Shen Yunhan's heart, Tsunade moved her body and spit out Shen Yunhan's arm that was engulfed in her surging waves.

——It was indeed spit out.

You can even hear a "puff" sound.

"Does this woman want to let me go?" Shen Yunhan was happy in his heart, but soon he became sad.

It turned out that Tsunade didn't want to let go of his arms, but wanted to free up her own hands, grab Shen Yunhan's wrists, press them to the ground and suck them hard.

Shen Yunhan was depressed.

Not only was he unable to push Tsunade away, he didn't even have the ability to use the Flying Thunder God Kunai.

"I can only cast a hand seal to let the shadow clone take away my Flying Thunder God Kunai and then let my Flying Thunder God escape."

Shen Yunhan thought secretly in his heart, feeling that his tongue was about to be sucked away by Tsunade.

Just as he was about to form a seal, he suddenly felt his palms being held by another pair of extremely delicate hands, preventing him from forming a seal.

There was no need to think, the hand naturally belonged to Tsunade.

Tsunade knew that Shen Yunhan could form seals with one hand, so she caught Shen Yunhan's fingers off guard.

At this moment, Shen Yunhan felt that not only his tongue but also his Yang Qi was almost sucked away by Tsunade.

——This is the real way to absorb Yang energy!

"It feels good, but I'm going to suffocate to death in a moment."

Shen Yunhan was speechless. He communicated with the MOBA space elf in his mind and said, "I want to collect my salary now. Let me see the salary I can choose now."

"Manager, you still have a signing fee for a mid-level manager that you haven't collected yet. Do you want to collect the signing fee first?" the space elf replied.

"Come on, let me lead!"

"Perfect Thousand Hands Physique, Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, Wood Style Bloodline Limit, Hidan's Immortality, and full mastery of the Eight Gates of Ninjutsu."

"Fuck, this is fucking terrible, I'm drooling just looking at it!"

When Shen Yunhan saw the signing fee for the mid-level manager listed by the elf, he was immediately amazed and even forgot that his tongue had been sucked into Tsunade's mouth.

In fact, Shen Yunhan was very envious of Feiduan's immortality and his mastery of the Eight Gates.

But these two things only appear invincible when put together. Without them, they don’t seem so invincible. However, they can indeed be called powerful.

As for the Eternal Eye and Wood Release, although Shen Yunhan was envious of them, he didn't particularly want them.

After all, as someone who possessed a primary sage body, he could already use the Mangekyō at will. As for Wood Release, Shen Yunhan believed that it was not impossible for him to develop it himself since he possessed a primary sage body and a perfect whirlpool physique.

Even if he couldn't, Shen Yunhan would force himself to think that he could.

"Give me a perfect Thousand-Hand Body." Shen Yunhan talked to the elf in his mind.

——How could he, who possesses the basic sage, perfect whirlpool, and Thousand Hands physique, not be able to master a bloodline limit of Wood Release?

Is it that Shen Yunhan lacks confidence, or is it that the salary of a manager is not enough?

Directly upgrade to the Thousand Hands Body, then you will not only have the Thousand Hands Body's thick blood and strong attack, but also the Uzumaki clan's large amount of chakra and strong vitality, plus the full-attribute chakra of the primary sage body.

He can also master Wood Release and Hashirama's Unsealed Healing Technique. Isn't this much more attractive than the other four signing fees?

"Ding, congratulations, you have obtained the perfect Thousand Hands physique, which has the characteristics of extremely strong destructive power, extremely high defense, and extremely high self-recovery ability."

"Just like the Perfect Uzumaki Physique, you only need to keep your body healthy, without any special training, to gain the abilities associated with this physique."

After hearing this, the space elf Shen Yunhan suddenly felt that his body was full of strength, and his physical condition was much better than before.

Although he didn't know how strong he was, he wouldn't be afraid even if Tsunade wanted to suck his yang energy for a day.

"Tsunade, what are you doing? Yun Han is just a child!"

Jiraiya entered Tsunade's bedroom, pretending to be extremely heartbroken, and continued:

"Tsunade, have you forgotten your age? Yun Han is not even fifteen years old yet you attacked him. Be a decent person. You are breaking the law, do you know that?"

Tsunade, who was enjoying the inhalation of Shen Yunhan's Yang Qi, heard Jiraiya's words, and her pretty face suddenly darkened. Although she let go of Shen Yunhan's mouth, she was still holding his hand, with a gloomy face, and said to Jiraiya with suppressed anger:

"I don't know if it's against the law or not, but I know if you don't leave, you'll end up in trouble."

"Hey hey hey..."

Jiraiya didn't say anything, just smiled obscenely, looking extremely mean.

"Jiraiya!" Tsunade stared at Jiraiya and said with gritted teeth.

"Flying Thunder God!"

When he saw Jiraiya, Shen Yunhan suddenly remembered that he had left the Flying Thunder God Technique on Jiraiya's clothes, and he had not yet helped Jiraiya wipe off the Flying Thunder God Technique on his clothes.

Therefore, Shen Yunhan used the Flying Thunder God technique left on Jiraiya to leave Tsunade and appeared beside Jiraiya.

He chuckled and said to Jiraiya, "It's a good thing you're wearing the clothes I left for the Flying Thunder God Technique today instead of throwing them into the closet, otherwise I might have burst the small closet in this hotel."

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