Naruto: In Konoha, living with the girlish Naruto and Sasuke

"Boom..."

After a loud bang, the blue team's crystal hub exploded.

【The game is over.】

As the canyon prompt sounded, the scene in the canyon changed dramatically. A huge stage rose in the center, surrounded by seats like steps.

There is no doubt that the punishment against the blue team has begun.

With two "whoosh" sounds, the five contestants from the red and blue teams all turned into five blue and red lights, landing in the center of the stage and seats.

Then, countless white lights transformed from the light balls of consciousness of everyone in the ninja world came from all directions and landed on the seats on the steps.

In an instant, the entire staircase was filled with seats, and countless people's ideologies were transformed into their own appearances, with excitement on their faces.

The entire blue team is a very prestigious existence in the ninja world. Now that they can see their embarrassing appearance, how can they not be excited?

Just kidding, if it weren’t for the MOBA space, you would probably never see these strong guys make a fool of themselves in your lifetime.

If you miss this, you will really regret it.

Everyone was in high spirits, and they all spoke to the people next to them:

"Hey, what kind of punishment do you think they will face this time?"

"As long as you don't wear stockings while doing pole dancing, I can accept it."

Someone said weakly: "Actually, I really want to see them dance this in stockings..."

"You're playing really perverted!"

"Perverted indeed, but Shunshin Shisui is dancing in black stockings, don't you want to see it?"

"What are you guys thinking about every day? How can you be more perverted than a pervert like me?"

Many people in their seats were talking, but Shisui and others on the stage had only deep fear in their hearts.

What kind of weird shit is going on in these people's heads?

How come five of us, grown men, are worse than dogs when we have to wear black stockings and do pole dance?

"It would be better for me to die than to let me wear this!"

This is what Shisui and the others thought in their hearts.

Sitting in the center of the seat, Shen Yunhan was startled at first when he heard the conversation between these ninjas, but then he started laughing and thought to himself, "When it comes to torturing people, you guys are the best."

"Dear Administrator, what punishment do you have for them?"

The voice of the MOBA space elf sounded in his mind.

"Since so many people want to wear it, let them wear it..."

He was just about to obey everyone's wishes and let Shisui and the others wear black stockings, but his heart suddenly shook, and he had a flash of inspiration and thought of other punishments.

Shen Yunhan suddenly had a few playful smiles on his face. He looked at Kirabi and thought to himself, "I remember you really like rap, right..."

He communicated to the MOBA elf in his consciousness.

"Kirabi raps 'Just because you're so beautiful'."

"Ai and Fugaku are playing basketball on the sidelines, while Shisui is dancing on the sidelines. As for Ōnoki, let's give him a clip sound at the end."

"Understood, dear administrator."

After the space elf responded, the MOBA space prompt sound rang.

[The random penalty has been determined, and the red team is now informed of the penalty content. ]

After the MOBA prompt sounded, the punishment content appeared in the minds of Shisui and others. Looking at the punishment content, Shisui, Ai, and Fugaku's faces were normal, but they frowned and felt a little embarrassed.

On the other hand, Ohnoki and Killer Bee had faces as black as the bottom of a pot, and their hearts were filled with anger.

"What kind of fucking punishment is this!"

Killer Bee and Ōnoki cursed in unison.

Then the two of them looked at each other, and both thought that the other's punishment task was the same as their own, and they couldn't help but reveal a look of sympathy in their eyes.

But at the same time, he felt gloating in his heart.

"Hehe, although the lyrics of this song are terrible, so bad that I can't even watch it. But if I let this old guy Ohnoki rap with me, his tongue will definitely be bitten off by himself."

"Haha, it's hilarious to think that a big Kumo Ninja like Kirabi speaks in this so-called clip sound."

Just like that, as Kirabi and Ohnoki were gloating over each other's misfortune, four huge speakers rose up on the east and west sides of the back of the stage, and then a huge display screen rose up in the middle of the back.

"boom--"

The entire Ninja Canyon darkened, and the stage was illuminated by neon lights and shining colorful lights.

The blue team players all had their hair parted in the middle, wore necklaces around their necks, wore black turtleneck sweaters, grey pants with white suspenders, and high-top black lace-up leather shoes.

The audience was shocked by their sudden change of costumes. They sat in their seats with their mouths open, motionless.

Shen Yunhan was sitting in the MVP's seat, trying hard to hold back his smile, his face almost twitching from holding it back.

At this moment, Kirabi, who is 1.92 meters tall and has a middle-parted hair, has a microphone in his hand and uses lightning to rush to the center of the stage with uncontrollable force.

Ai and Fugaku, who also had a middle-parted hair, appeared on his left, each holding a basketball. One of them had lightning flashing on his body, and the other had fire flashing on his body, and they were facing each other.

To the right of Kirabi, a middle-parted version of Shisui with green gas surrounding him stood there with a look of despair on his face.

At the back, his hair, which had originally been very thin, suddenly became thick and parted in the middle. The 1.3-meter-tall Oonoki floated in the air, looking as if he had lost all hope in life.

At this time, a noisy accompaniment sounded from the speakers. Kirabi held the microphone and rapped quickly along with the accompaniment:

"Just because you are so beautiful, baby, ah!"

"Just because you're so beautiful, oh, baby, uh!"

"Yeah, because you are so beautiful, baby!"

"Yeah, just because you are so beautiful, baby!"

As Kirabi rapped to this point, Ai and Fugaku started dribbling the basketball.

The two men moved in unison, dribbling the ball while sliding backwards and forwards, and the basketball made a "bang bang" sound.

"Chicken, are you too beautiful?"

In the middle of the audience, on the far left, Hashirama Senju was puzzled by Killer Bee's rapping too fast and asked:

"What kind of lyrics are these? Are they talking about a beautiful chicken? Why is it beautiful? Is it because it tastes good when cooked? It is indeed beautiful."

"I really don't know if he's singing about roast chicken, steamed chicken, or chicken soup. I think it should be roast chicken. Yun Hanjun has made roast chicken, and it's really great!"

Not far away, Mingzi in the audience muttered to herself, thinking of Shen Yunhan's roast chicken, and couldn't help drooling at the corners of her mouth.

"Roast chicken? Where's the roast chicken?!"

Jiraiya and Choji both screamed, drooling at the corners of their mouths, but unlike Choji who was simply eating, Jiraiya's face had a somewhat obscene look.

On the stage, the sound accompaniment became louder and louder. The fire and lightning on Fugaku and Ai who were dribbling the ball shook, and the amplitude of their dribbling became larger.

The middle-parted hair moved again and again, and the two middle-aged men's faces raised again and again, biting their lips with their teeth, looking extremely strange.

Meanwhile, Shisui at the side also started to move, with his back to the crowd, moving his shoulders back and forth following the music.

"puff--"

Shen Yunhan wanted to laugh when he saw this scene, but he managed to hold it back.

He thought the scene would be joyous, but he didn't expect it to be so joyful.

At this moment, Kirabi's voice rapped again:

"You walking towards me make me so ready to move."

“I’ve never felt this way before.”

"Cause I got a crush on you who you."

"You are, mine, I am, yours, who?"

"I have never felt this way before. Should I eat butter as soon as possible?"

In the audience, Hashirama Senju heard Killer Bee's rap and muttered, "Does that mean eating butter after roast chicken? Is that delicious? Won't it be greasy?"

"I feel like we should just brush the butter on the roast chicken before eating it?" Naruko muttered.

Not far from her, Dingci also nodded and said, "Yes, brush it before eating."

"Butter?!" Jiraiya was shocked and asked, "There is such a good thing?"

"Where's the butter?" Kakashi asked from a distance.

"whoosh"

On the stage, Shisui, with his back to the audience, bent his left arm, straightened his drooping right arm, slipped his feet, turned around and faced the audience, his face turned into an intoxicated expression due to the irresistible force of the MOBA space.

But in reality, he already felt like he was going to die of humiliation.

"I never thought that one day I would do such a thing in front of the entire ninja world..." Shisui's heart was filled with depression.

On the other side, the basketballs in Ai and Fugaku's hands were each shining with lightning and fire.

They clapped their hands, slid their feet, moved the basketball under their crotch, clapped again, and slid. At this time, there were sounds of fire and lightning around them.

"I feel like even though our moves are simple, our punishment seems to be simpler than the ones given by Shisui and Hi." Ai whispered to Fugaku who was doing the crotch pass with him.

"More than simpler, we are much simpler." Fugaku responded in a low voice, thinking to himself, "It would be best if I don't have to make such an embarrassing expression."

As the patriarch of the most famous Uchiha clan in the ninja world, it was really unbearable for him to make such an expression.

At this time, the accompaniment became more intense. The basketballs in their hands stopped moving. They suddenly threw them lightly to their chests. Their arms shook as if they were electrocuted, and the basketball went down their chests to the other hand.

Then, both of them threw the basketballs in their hands to the ground, and both basketballs bounced into each other's hands with a "bang".

Following the music, the two dribbled the ball again. Originally, there was only one of the two lights, fire and thunder, on each of the two basketballs, but now both the fire and thunder lights were lingering on the basketballs, which looked very dazzling.

“That’s kind of cool!”

Many people think the same when they see the basketball with double lights of thunder and fire.

On the other side, Shisui, who was dancing intoxicated by the irresistible force of the MOBA space, jumped again, and the straps on his body fell off, but he was still dancing intoxicated.

"Null, numb, am I the only one speaking with that so-called clip sound?"

Oonoki was floating back and forth in the air due to the force majeure of the MOBA space. He wanted to look panicked, but he could only look intoxicated because of the power of the MOBA space.

"One more look, one more glance, and it will explode!"

"A little closer, a little closer, I'm about to melt!"

"I want to keep you for myself, baby bae!"

“No matter where I go, the person I will think of is you you!”

Killer Bee's rapping came again. This rapping was even faster than the previous one, which stunned Hashirama, Naruko and many others.

"Want to squeeze you into chicken fat? Despicable and mean?"

"No matter what you do wrong, you always think about it?"

Hashirama and Naruko repeated the lyrics they heard, becoming even more confused, and muttered:

"After eating the chicken, you still want to deep-fry it into chicken fat? That's really not very refined."

"You're still going to get into trouble for squeezing the wrong oil? That's horrible."

On the stage, Kirabi was still rapping.

After Ai and Fugaku exchanged the basketball, they both turned around and then spun it on their index fingers. But after a while, they started dribbling the basketball again, and their expressions became even more strange.

On the other side, Shisui was intoxicated by the dance. He suddenly jumped again, and after a set of dance moves, he held the connection between the sweater and the trousers with one hand and stretched out the other hand, twisting continuously.

"What should I do with you?"

"uh everyone is looking at you."

“My heart is always uneasy!”

"Oh I'm seriously ill now."

"I'm having an affair with Pinru?" In the audience, when Kakashi and Jiraiya heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they seemed to be thinking of some amazing scene.

The other male audience members all laughed in unison, while the women all spat, secretly cursing Kirabi for being indecent for singing such an embarrassing song in broad daylight.

"eh eh Am I really crazy because of you?"

“I’m not that kind of person.”

"Because you become a strange person."

“This is the first time I’ve become like this.”

"No matter how much I deny it."

When Kirabi sang to this point, Shen Yunhan in the audience finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

When he laughed, others started laughing too, because Kirabi's rap was so funny.

Looking at Shen Yunhan in the audience, he thought speechlessly, "I am really drunk. My rapping skills are restricted by these lyrics. Bakayaloo, kunoyaloo."

In fact, there is no problem with the lyrics of this song, and Kirabi's rapping skills are also very good, but just good.

If you want to really rap the lyrics of this song clearly, you either need to have strong rapping skills and find a way to sing every word and fit it in with the accompaniment, or slow down the accompaniment and speaking speed.

Otherwise, if you sing too fast, it will sound like weird rap.

Kirabi's rapping continued, and the lyrics at this time had entered a relatively slower period of time, so it didn't sound as strange to everyone as before, but they still couldn't help laughing.

And Ohnoki, who had been floating in the air, had his expression gradually changing as Kirabi was about to finish speaking. By the time Kirabi finished speaking the last word, his face had turned purple.

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