Reborn to refuse to be cuckolded! I remarried my ex-husband's mortal enemy
Chapter 256: Wife, why do you look like a female spy?
Chang Yunfei was muttering to himself, but his hands were not idle either.
In a blink of an eye, he had filled seven wine glasses.
He raised his hand and picked up the wine glass: "Hanzhou, Lao Chang toasts you. Our brotherhood is all in this wine."
Lu Hanzhou picked up the wine glass and without saying a word, he gulped down all the wine.
Good brother, that's very nice! "
Chang Yunfei shouted with joy...
After Lu Hanzhou drank the glass of wine, he felt relieved.
Everyone came and went and drank a lot.
Ding Hongyang, Wang Jianqiang and Jin Yuanzhong blushed and were very excited.
After shaking for a while, Wang Jianqiang stood up and said, "It's rare that everyone is so happy. Yongjun, open another bottle and we'll turn the spoon."
Jiang Yongjun knew that every time this happened, Wang Jianqiang would definitely do something new.
This is a lottery-like game, where a bowl of food is turned upside down on the table.
Put some soup at the bottom of the bowl, place a spoon on it, and turn the spoon vigorously. When it stops turning, whoever the spoon handle is pointing to gets to drink.
While Jiang Yongjun opened a bottle of wine, he also completed the preparations skillfully.
Wang Jianqiang looked at everyone with interest, then exerted force with his hand and the spoon began to spin rapidly on the bottom of the bowl.
The spoon turned a few times and pointed steadily at him.
“Hahahaha… everyone laughed happily.”
Wang Jianqiang picked up the wine glass with a sour look on his face and drank it in one gulp.
"Come again."
This time, before turning around, he glanced at Lu Hanzhou out of the corner of his eyes.
Perhaps it was because his hands were unsteady due to the alcohol, the spoon turned a few times and then pointed at himself again.
“Hahahaha… everyone burst into laughter again.”
"What the hell, that's a piece of crap. I don't want to play with it anymore."
Wang Jianqiang was so angry that he sat down.
At this time, Jin Yuanzhong took out a harmonica from his jacket pocket.
"Come on, let me help to cheer you up and play a song for you brothers."
Jin Yuanzhong is learning to play the harmonica, but his level is really not that good.
Zhu Chuan curled his lips and said, "Come on, every time I hear your piano playing like a donkey in spring, I feel like vomiting."
"Please don't let us ruin today's good wine."
Hahahaha, everyone burst into laughter again.
Jin Yuanzhong didn't care about all that. He put the harmonica across his lips, trembled, and started playing it in a self-intoxicated manner.
"There is a little poplar tree growing next to the sentry post."
"With deep roots and strong trunks, we guard the northern border"
"The breeze blows, making the green leaves rustle."
"The sun makes the green leaves sparkle silver."
"Come come come come come come come come come come come come..."
Listening to this familiar melody, everyone started singing along while tapping the rhythm on the table with chopsticks.
However, when it comes to the high notes of the chorus, I basically scream at the top of my lungs...
Xu Zijin was a little worried about Lu Hanzhou. He was really afraid that he would have problems from drinking. Alcohol is not a good thing.
After the three sisters walked around outside for a few rounds, she suggested going back home, but when they got home, the men had already dispersed.
After seeing this several times, Xu Zijin became more and more familiar with the drinking style of these men.
When these men sit down at the table, they become more and more arrogant.
However, Xu Zijin knew that being a soldier was not easy. After fighting for ten days and ten nights, it was normal to get drunk once.
But she never expected that Lu Hanzhou was not normal this time.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw a man with red eyes sitting on the ground with his eyes wide open.
What is this for?
She frowned and walked forward: "Why are you sitting on the ground? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Lu Hanzhou tilted his head, squinted his eyes, looked at Xu Zijin, and shook his head: "Who are you?"
Xu Zijin had a gloomy face: "..."
——Is he drunk and stupid?
——You don’t even recognize people?
"You don't recognize me?"
Lu Hanzhou looked again and again, and finally shook his head slowly: "I don't recognize you, you are so beautiful, are you the White Bone Demon?"
——You are the White Bone Demon, your whole family is the White Bone Demon!
Xu Zijin was about to vomit blood.
How can a drunk man be so scary?
"I am a fairy from the ninth heaven, and I am here to deal with drunkards like you, do you understand?"
Unexpectedly, Lu Hanzhou shook his head and his eyes became more blurred.
He waved his hand and grabbed Xu Zijin: "No, no, you don't look like a fairy."
"I will never catch a fairy! I've heard from old people that fairies cannot be caught."
"Your hands are so hot and you're so pretty, you must be a female spy!"
"The female spies in those movies are all very beautiful women, and they look just like you!"
"Tell me! Who sent you here? Where is your organization? Tell me the truth!"
What?
Blood was about to gush out of Xu Zijin's throat!
She felt like someone had stuffed a ball of shit into her mouth - oh my god!
——I am a female spy?
——I am a female spy with a good family background?
——If I were a spy, everyone in the world would be a spy!
But how could she explain being with a drunk?
Let’s get her to bed first!
If she gives him alcohol again next time, she must be mentally ill!
Rolling his eyes, Xu Zijin responded in a bad tone: "You want to know who sent me? Okay, I'll tell you!"
"I am sent by the merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva. It's a pity that no one wants you, an old bachelor, so I am sent to take you in!"
After reading the inner voice, Lu Hanzhou felt embarrassed: I am still a bachelor?
——I am an old bachelor???
——I’m only twenty-six, how can I be old?
——But, is she really not a spy?
Lu Hanzhou, who was about to vomit blood, had his eyes flashing, and suddenly he shouted: "Ah, I recognized you! You are my wife, I am not an old bachelor!"
"I have a wife!"
Xu Zijin didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He glared at Lu Hanzhou and thought to himself: Do you recognize me now?
——Who said I was a female spy just now?
——Really? I’ve always loved catching spies since I was a child, but this is the first time I’ve been mistaken for a spy!
While helping the person walk to the kitchen, he muttered in dissatisfaction: "A pretty girl is a female spy? Those female movie stars are all spies!"
"Hurry up and catch them. Catch a bunch of female spies so that we can make great contributions!"
"I really have nothing to say to a drunkard like you!"
"Zi Wang, quickly bring your father Lu a pair of slippers. It's impossible for this drunkard to take a bath tonight. Help him wash his feet."
Liu Ziwang immediately responded: "Okay!"
After a series of "da da da" sounds, a pair of large slippers were soon carried into the bathroom...
Liu Ziwang put his slippers on the ground: "Auntie, help Mr. Lu sit on the chair, I will fetch water for him to wash his feet."
One person really can't deal with a drunkard.
Xu Zijin quickly helped the man sit down and took off his shoes.
"Eh! It stinks!"
The person who said it smelled bad was not Xu Zijin, but Liu Ziwang who was fetching water.
"puff!"
Xu Zijin was amused: "Ziwang, do you know what a woman calls a man?"
Liu Ziwang is so young, how would he know?
"what is it call?"
"Call me a stinky man!"
Liu Ziwang: So this is how stinky men come into being.
"Auntie, are all men smelly?"
"Hahaha!"
Xu Zijin laughed out loud: "Ziwang, it's so hot and your feet are stuffy in your shoes. Not only men, but women will stink too!"
"Auntie, I'm just kidding. This is sweat odor. Men and women have it too."
"Move away for a moment. I'll wash his feet with water."
"it is good."
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