Rebirth Autumn Returns to the Countryside

Ding Guihua never expected that what she accidentally clicked on was the live broadcast room. A sudden big melon fell from the sky, and it still followed the live broadcast style of "Osmanthus Farm". There were no beauties twisting their waists and singing, no handsome guys putting on makeup, but all the most down-to-earth aunts and ladies chatting and doing work. Today's one was even more cheerful, as it was the old man's turn to pretend to be a reclining Buddha on the ground.

"Is he a real old man? We don't eat melons that are staged for photos—"

"Oh my god, it's true. Did you run into someone's door?"

"Don't be afraid, beautiful lady. Send a few missing person notices to the elderly's children. How can this crazy person who got lost bring someone with him?"

At first, dozens or even hundreds of netizens followed suit. When the courtyard door was opened from the inside and old lady Leng nervously revealed half of her body, the live broadcast room began to boil. It turned out that it was all true. Looking at the old lady's appearance, it was impossible to act like this without sixty years of professional experience.

Then, a light figure appeared in the live broadcast room and jumped over the junction of the old man's head with a "whoosh". Are these two here to chat?

"Mom, give me the phone."

Fans who had studied live streaming with Leng Yanqiu immediately started to argue: "Beautiful top student! I know her!"

The tall and thin girl's eyebrows shook for just a moment, and then the camera of her mobile phone was adjusted to aim at the old man on the ground. Now, it is not appropriate to chat quietly. Do the old men know that they are being monitored by the majority of netizens?

Hahaha, it turns out you can live broadcast like this!

Ding Guihua also jumped over, and said reluctantly: "Qiu'er, your cell phone - will someone steal it? I can't use it anymore."

Netizens will answer this question: "No, no, we are watching you!"

"Yes, yes, I will stay at home and lie flat today, and help you keep an eye on those two old psychopaths, and even record the screen for you!"

Some netizens even laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt: "Beautiful boss, should you get two more mobile phones? In case you run into something so funny again, you can live broadcast it."

There was no rush to buy two more phones. Leng Yanqiu took out her own phone and made arrangements. She called Brother Wang and asked where he could find someone to install surveillance. She was waiting online. It was urgent.

My righteous brother Wang: "Don't worry about it, I'll ask my friends to come to your house right away. I know how big your house is and what you have decorated. And, I wanted to talk to your mother tomorrow when we meet, but I'm telling you first. Isn't our city also developing tourism culture? We are calling for applications for time-honored food products. Hehe, I'm thinking that vegetables and fruits have seasonal restrictions, so why don't we apply for pickled eggs? Add a name and a color picture to the package, and who is not a time-honored brand?"

He is from the old city, sociable, has a wide network of contacts, and a wild mind.

Indeed, so far, eggs are the only thing with the largest and most stable production.

"Okay, thank you, Brother Wang. I'll ask my mom to send you a barrel of wine tomorrow."

At least they couldn't all be given to Master Wu to drink. Ding Guihua cherished the simple house and decided not to keep any barrels. Another batch of grapes in the greenhouse was about to ripen. She felt that she could wait a little longer. With experience, the newly brewed wine would definitely be more delicious.

Leng Yanqiu was well-intentioned in seeking benefits for Brother Wang...

The three women in the yard cooked and ate without delay, and the netizens in the mobile phone live broadcast room outside laughed again. The two old men didn't know much about the advanced things in the new era, and their hearing was a little bad. They didn't know that there was a camera on their heads, and there were thousands of hidden eyes in the camera.

"It moved and blinked!"

"Speak up! Like stealing a mine!"

"Who knows lip reading? Hey, can you help me translate? What are these two old scammers whispering about?"

"Meah, I get it, I get it! The old man on the left is asking the old man on the right to tickle him..."

The grandchildren who were driving along brought him an egg cake this morning. The cake crumbs that fell on the ground attracted swarms of ants. How could the old man not feel itchy?

Take the matter of itching. If you don’t scratch it, you can still bear it. But if you scratch it for the first time, then you will definitely want to scratch it again, and the person who helps scratch will also feel itchy and want to scratch.

"Sit up!"

"It's unprofessional to scam people! Haha."

"No, I can't stand it! The old man has pulled his coat up, and the ribs and skin..."

"Stop scratching, I'm itchy too!"

"Pants, pants! Protect your pants! Ouch--"

A group of ants chased the two old men away from the door. The fans in the live broadcast room thought they had retreated, but they came back a few minutes later. No one knew what happened during the few minutes when the van door was closed.

This time when Hu Hansan came back, he added new equipment. The cushions on the seats were laid out neatly, and the two old men lay down and took a nap. This season is neither too cold nor too hot, how good.

According to experience, the host whose door is blocked will not be able to hold out for three days even if he says he doesn't care. Once he starts to break down and asks the purpose of blocking the door, it will be easier to negotiate terms.

When the mother and daughter took off their phones and went out, the person who installed the surveillance camera had already entered the house. After listening to the explanation, he looked as if he was used to it and continued to do what he was supposed to do. If he was in the way, they could just go around him.

There were times when we couldn't get around, like laying wires to install surveillance outside the courtyard gate. The triangular ladder stuck one of the old men underneath for several minutes, with mud and debris from the soles of his feet falling on his head, and gas spraying out with a loud noise.

The good custom of respecting the elderly has been abandoned these days, and women even dare to step over old men... The two old men grumbled bitterly.

The aunties who came to help in the afternoon began to get used to the two reclining Buddhas at the door, and would comment on them when they came in and out: "How can you endure it? Didn't I hear that you have to change shifts? Are you two going to endure it here?"

There are also concerned people: "Hey hey, is it going to rain today? Why don't you cover yourself with a piece of cloth?"

Then, Old Lady Leng didn't keep an eye on him, and Zhen Kua came over and aimed at the top of her head, raising one of her hind legs. "Hua Hua", but he found that his aim was not accurate and the effect of evenly reaching the target was not achieved, so he adjusted his position. "Hua Hua Hua".

The Queen of Trash's order is not to urinate or defecate anywhere on the farm, but if you pee outside the farm gate, well, no problem.

There were two more gatekeepers and a few construction workers and surveillance cameras, so there was no need to close the gate in the afternoon. The animals were safe, even the wild rabbits that loved to jump around were keeping their eyes closed.

Leng Yanqiu was also very safe at school. The sweet smell of fruit filled the classroom of Class 3 of Grade 9 and the office all day long, overshadowing the jasmine flowers.

There will be no teachers giving overtime lectures during the evening self-study period because the papers need to be marked online and the results will be announced tomorrow.

Leng Yanqiu took out her cell phone. That's right, the top student brought her cell phone into school again. She was concerned about the two guards at the door of her house. The surveillance video was connected to her cell phone, which always made her want to take a look.

Zhenbang quietly went to the gate of the yard, sniffed hard with his nose, and ran back to the shack with a bit of regret, but the gate was empty.

Hey, don’t go, I have a surprise for you tonight!