Rebirth Autumn Returns to the Countryside

Leng Yanqiu added: "You need to warm up the pot when you buy a new house. I'll show you around and then we'll go eat."

It would be hard to stop them, ha, who cares how many relatives they have? And this team should be reassuring, as most of the people getting off the bus are women, with very few men.

More than ten people came in, plus a dog.

Secretary Ma had been slapped on the back several times along the way. He finally squeezed to the front and greeted Leng Yanqiu: "Just tell me about this. There's really no need to bring a bunch of old ladies."

"Pa pa!" His back!

Ma's mother said in a loud voice: "My dear nephew, please stand back. You men don't need to do anything today. Just look at us!"

"Look at us!"

How many decibels would it be if ten old ladies responded at the same time? The whole building could hear it, right? The owners who were walking out of the building in groups of three or two thought that there was a major incident, so they retreated or stood against the wall, and then became as quiet as a chicken.

"This one!" Ding Guihua's voice began to tremble again. This time it was not because of fear, but purely out of excitement and passion!

The new house we bought is still too small and can’t accommodate all these old people. Besides, it’s already quite crowded inside.

The living room was full of shirtless men wearing only shorts. It would take two days to finish the painting by hand, but only a dozen minutes to spray paint. So at this moment, everyone used local materials as stools to sit or stand in a circle. There was a newspaper spread on the floor tiles in the middle, and on the newspaper were four decks of scattered playing cards.

"Snap, Snap!" The cards were thrown loudly.

"Four twos, I'll kill you!"

"Four ghosts, cut you!"

"Haha, let's go to the front department!"

Leng Yanqiu held up her phone. She had to take a video first! Living room, everyone, bedroom, three bedrooms - everyone.

Fortunately, she was the first to arrive and was quick and agile in walking around the three bedrooms and one living room, so she was able to calmly and quickly leave very complete video footage.

Can you believe that there is someone in every bedroom? In such a simple house where the renovation garbage has not been cleaned up, furniture and lamps have not been installed, and doors have not been installed, you can take a nap by spreading something in the garbage.

Leng Yanqiu quickly finished the shooting and returned to the living room. He ignored what Ding Guihua was saying to Uncle Ding and Uncle Ding II and just waved his hand.

Surrounded by a group of people, the shirtless man in shorts was frozen in place with a card in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. Some of them were quick-witted and were trying to get up, while others were even quicker and were already looking for an escape route. It was so damn tight...

"What are you doing? What are you doing—"

"Squeak" the first sound of tearing silk was heard, and Aunt Liu's freshly trimmed fingernails won the first battle. Well, they had just been trimmed and not polished yet, so they were just suitable at this moment.

The only regret is that the weather is hot and there is sweat on the skin of the bare-chested people, so it is slippery when scratched, and the lethality is not very good.

"Ouch, you stinky old woman scratched me!"

The first man who was scratched on the back jumped up and slapped his hand to fight back.

"Pa!" First there was a slap on his arm, which made him scream in pain. Then there was a second and third scratch. Any exposed part of his body could be scratched.

The rules agreed upon in advance were that there would be no disfigurement and even the neck would be protected.

When one spine is no longer scratchable, switch to the next one.

There is order.

The old ladies formed groups and cooperated with each other. Those who couldn't find a chance to steal the goods would just jump up and down and curse: "How dare you, a black-hearted and rotten-lung thing, steal things from our village--"

Outside, Yuandan shouted to Old Lady Leng in excitement and pain: "Call me in, call me in!"

The captain of his escort team squeezed in, and now he was squatting at Leng Yanqiu's feet, with his mouth wide open and his tongue sticking out, "hada hada", following his master's raid, who dared to fight back? Humph, it's awesome that he doesn't even need to bite you, he just raised his front paws, hugged the elastic part of his big pants tightly, pulled back, loosened his paws, "snap"! Are you afraid?

The elderly ladies who were lucky enough to squeeze into the house were all scratching their eyes. They rushed over when they saw the shirtless man. The whole house was filled with screams and howls. The whole apartment building was frightened. Should we call the police for this noise? A team of security guards lined up at the door. Should the situation be under control?

Secretary Ma led several male drivers who had no place to show their skills, so they simply squeezed out and called the security guards brothers: "Don't worry, it's just that the bastard didn't do his job properly and stole our paint and damaged our things, and he didn't even meet the foreman. We are so angry that we just cursed a few words to vent our anger. We didn't move any weapons, absolutely not!"

"Why are you screaming so miserably? Hey, a couple of pokes from my fingernails will only break a little bit of the oily skin..."

"Are you worried that something might happen if it takes too long? Don't worry, it will only take ten minutes at most. It won't delay anything."

When Ding Guihua called to ask for an explanation, the foreman didn't take it seriously. But now he rushed over in a hurry and would be here within ten minutes.

It was peaceful outside the apartment building, but it was getting more and more lively inside. In addition to the screams of adults, there were also the cries of children. The Ding family's child was frightened.

Uncle Ding was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and was not among those whose bare backs were being scratched. He was holding his grandson who was crying loudly and confronted Ding Guihua: "What on earth do you want to do? Do you really not want your family? Look at what you look like? Are you burning the money you earn? Are you here to fight with a bunch of old women? Who do you want to fight?"

No one could hear Ding Guihua's voice in the chaos, but it was impressive that she could hold on until now without retreating or crying in front of everyone.

Uncle Ding was pitiful. He had been getting along well with the workers recently, playing poker with them shirtless. He was one of the first to be caught. No matter how he shouted "I am your uncle", he could not escape the fate of becoming a "spoiler".

The secret weapon, the nail clippers, played a major role in this operation. Although its blade was a bit blunt, the nails cut out were prickly and numb, which resulted in the "flower ridge" pattern not being able to achieve uniform length and color. Some were blood red, some were purple red, some were blue, and some were white...

The security guard outside the door who had been checking the time said: "Ten minutes, that's it!"

"Screech--" The sound of the emergency brake is far away but clear.

"Hey, what's going on? I'm here to tell them to stop—"

The contractor was jogging while talking on the phone. His flowered shirt was soaked with sweat and stuck to his body. He ran to the door of the apartment building and stopped. His head was dazed. People who were close to him were all sweating.

"Tell me to come in——"

There are still some female warriors who have not played on the field yet. Who is willing to step down and give the opportunity to others?

"Snap," Secretary Ma put one hand on the contractor's shoulder, "Eh!" His fingers quickly bounced away and he stepped back.

It's so wet and slippery, I can't stand it.

Please help and say hello.

"Tell this guy to come in! He's the contractor in charge of the renovations!"

According to the fighting power of these old ladies, ten or eight men would have finished scratching them long ago.

When the war entered the negotiation stage, Secretary Ma finally had the chance to show his prowess. The other male drivers were ordered to take the female soldiers to the hotel to rest first.