The pension plan of the ancient cannon fodder woman

This time everyone hesitated. The couple discussed it in pairs, thinking that it was a secret, but in fact, the person on the kang could see everything.

Boss: Go pick the ones we have at home, any two will do.

Eldest son’s wife: Okay.

The person on the kang nodded with satisfaction. Not bad, the husband sings and the wife follows. He is worthy of being the boss.

The second brother’s family: Ah Hong, you go ahead. You have big eyes, so look carefully and pick out two first-class fields and bring them back.

The second son's wife: Master, Dad told you to go, so go ahead. I can't read a single word, so how can I do this delicate work?

Su He complained in his heart, what a bold man, he even dared to covet two first-class fields. He didn't dare to take them and put the pressure on his wife.

The third child: I'll do it! I have the best luck. You can look at the fields at home. I'll pick two first-class fields for you.

The third son’s wife: Boss, I trust you, go ahead.

Qingshan's mother: Yes, the third son's wife is a sweet-talker.

Fourth child: You go and pick the one from home. But remember to secretly check your parents’ expressions before you choose.

The fourth son’s wife: Ah? This. As the head of the family, I don’t know how to do it.

The fourth brother: Idiot, you don’t even know this!

Wang Dashu's face darkened. The brat didn't use his cleverness in the right way.

Lao Wu: I’ll do it myself. I stepped on dog shit today. I guess I’m lucky. Hehe.

Lao Liu: No wonder I smelled a bad odor. Could it be that Fifth Brother didn’t wash his shoes?

Lao Wu: Of course not! How can I have any luck if I did, idiot.

Second Brother: I said that I saw someone staring at Ah Huang while he was pooping this morning, and Ah Huang was so scared that he kept screaming. Turns out it was you, Fifth Brother, you did such a wicked thing.

Lao Liu: There are a lot of shit marks on the ground, Fifth Brother, you are so unhygienic. You must clean it up later.

Lao Wu: What are you fussing about? I'm not stepping into your room. Don't get in the way. I'm lucky, so I'll go first!

Su He was stunned. Can such shitty luck be forced?

The village chief couldn't even swallow the sugar water after hearing this, and inexplicably felt that the house was filled with the smell of dog shit.

What a sin! These stupid sons are a disgrace to the family. We should divide the family business and get rid of them as soon as possible.

Wang Dashu's face was gloomy. The more he looked at his son, the more he disliked him. In an instant, his patience was completely gone.

"Alright! What are we still discussing? The six of you come in order. Boss, you go first!"

Wang Qingshan was about to step forward, but Wang Laowu was unhappy, because he was going to be lucky today.

"Dad, my eldest brother is not in a hurry, let me go first, I'll smoke first!"

He refused at this critical moment. The difference between first and second class is 3 taels of silver. Two acres of land means 6 taels of silver. It would take many years to save up so much silver.

When Wang Dashu saw that it was his son who was causing trouble again, he raised his eyebrows and was about to scold him, but Wang Qingshan spoke.

"Dad, I'm not in a hurry. Let my brothers go first."

As the eldest brother, Wang Qingshan had a calm mentality. He had never expected to win the first-class field, so it didn't matter to him who got it first or later.

"You just spoil them."

Wang Dashu was quite kind to his eldest son, whom he was most satisfied with.

"Hehehe, thank you, big brother. Dad, I'll smoke first."

Wang Laowu rushed to the front happily, and everyone on the kang covered their noses subconsciously.

Wang Laowu didn't care. He stared at the straws on the table and took two carefully.

Well, short one.

It can’t be any shorter.

Su He looked at Wang Laowu's incredulous expression and couldn't help laughing out loud.

It seems that this forced luck is not working!

The brothers under the kang laughed even louder. The fourth brother was the most annoying. He came over and patted the fifth brother, "Hurry up, take your second-class field away, and don't stink people up here."

"You can do it? You have the same second-class field fate as me, what are you laughing at!"

Wang Laowu was furious. He didn't even get a single field to draw, so he had to wash shoes and sweep the floor. He was really unlucky today.

"I'm better than Fifth Brother anyway, hehe."

Wang Laosi simply chose to draw the second one.

He first pinched a long one, without pulling it out, then secretly glanced at the faces of his parents on the kang, but unexpectedly Wang Dashu was waiting for him.

"What are you looking at! If I tell you to draw the lot, draw it carefully. If you don't behave, I will sentence you to second-class field!"

When Wang Laosi saw his father was furious, he felt that he was implicated by his fifth brother, but he did not dare to challenge his father's authority.

Before Wang Dashu was about to get off the kang and beat him up, he hesitated and chose two.

Well, as short as a bachelor.

"Hahahahahahaha, Lao Si, you are destined to be second-rate too. You're still hesitating for so long. In that time, I should have already taken a shit."

"What are you laughing at! Do you still need to poop? You stink of shit. What's wrong with me being second-class? I'm still better than you! Why don't you go and clean your shoes!"

Wang Laosi became furious and spit at Wang Laowu. The two of them started spitting at each other and were about to start spitting.

Wang Dashu was so angry that he jumped off the kang and slapped each of his two sons.

The situation was finally under control.

"You two are so energetic. Each of you should take care of the manure pit at home for a month. You are not allowed to ask for help. Just do it by yourselves!"

Others: Don’t get close to me

When the two men heard that they had to deal with a cesspool, they were a little unconvinced.

"What are you still standing there for, you! Go back and brush your shoes, then go sweep the floor for me. You! Start taking care of the pit today, start right now, both of you get out! The eldest brother's wife, go outside and tell everyone not to help."

The eldest brother's wife looked at the two uncles sympathetically, responded and went out to pass on the message.

The two older boys walked away dejected.

When the second son saw the two men leave, he pushed his wife and motioned her to come forward and draw lots.

The second son's wife kept her head down and didn't move. She had small eyes and couldn't do such delicate work.

"Second brother! Why are you pushing your wife? Come and draw the lot if you are a man."

Wang Dashu didn't get on the kang either. He put his hands on his hips and glared at Wang Laoer. If he changed into modern clothes, he would definitely be a senior dean of studies.

Wang Laoer came over in small steps and pulled out two straws before his father could slap him.

Well, one long and one short.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I told you that I, Wang Laoer, am a somebody. Look, it's a first-class field!"

"Snapped!"

"Oh, Dad, why are you hitting me? I'm a top-class player."

"Do I need a reason to beat you? Because you're ugly, what's wrong with that?"

Wang Lao Er glanced at his biological father with resentment, "Everyone says that I look most like you, don't you know that?"

This old man is in trouble today. He must have been implicated by Old Five.

In the end, Wang Laoer also fled in panic after being slapped by his father.

Wang Dashu covered his chest and gasped. It was no use. These rebellious sons had to leave as soon as spring came.

One more look would kill you.

Qingshan's mother hurried down to support them. The village chief had been laughing for a long time and now tried to comfort them seriously.

"Da Shu, let's just leave it at that. The kids are all grandfathers now, so you should worry less. As for the remaining eldest, the third and the sixth, why don't you just smoke together and end it early."

Wang Dashu tried hard to breathe, and after resting for a while he finally recovered.

"Everyone listen to the village chief. Come on."

The three of them walked forward obediently and drew lots.

In the end, the three people each got one acre of first-class land.

This concludes the lottery project.

Finally, the house's pots, pans, and old hens were divided. There was no suspense about these, as the bulk of them had been divided up and everyone had discussed them.

Su He and her grandfather did not read the rest of the documents on the division of the property. They had already seen the exciting parts, and she went home with her grandfather, feeling satisfied.

Successfully eat the melon and have a good night's sleep.