The pension plan of the ancient cannon fodder woman

Seeing that it was getting late, grandpa and his friends called out to each other and went home.

"I don't know what delicious dishes Yanzhi made today, hehe."

"I can do anything. I'm so hungry that I can eat a whole cow."

This is Wang Liang from my grandfather’s family. Ever since my grandfather asked his younger brother and his family to live with them, they have never moved back home and have been living in Wang Fugui’s house.

Wang Liang's words were laughed at by his brothers and uncles. Who dares to eat beef these days? They dare not and are reluctant to do so.

Wang Liang ran in front angrily.

"Awesome! Awesome Awesome!!!"

The people walking behind burst into laughter.

"Jin Gui, your kid dreams of eating beef."

Wang Fugui laughed at his cousin, and Wang Jingui touched his head embarrassedly.

"Liangzi, tell your uncle, are you going to eat...beef? Beef? Beef??!!!"

"Moo, moo, moo."

"Brother, why are you imitating Liangzi? Ah!!"

Grandpa walked calmly behind, these guys are still too young, thinking about him back then...

"what!!!!!!!!"

"What a big ass"

The last sentence was shouted out by my grandfather.

Lotus came out of the kitchen and was about to say hello, as today's meal would be available later.

The men in the family were seen drooling over the four cows, which made the cows angry.

The Zhou family members who were walking behind were wondering why the men in the family were all going crazy, perhaps because they were too tired.

When I entered the door, I saw the four cows were surrounded.

Zhou turned to Su He and asked, "He Hua, did you buy this?"

"Yes, aunt, I was afraid that you were too tired. I happened to get a massage reward today, so I bought a few. The county is still too small, so these few are better."

Su He felt a little regretful. This place was still too poor and even if he had money, he couldn't buy anything good.

"Hey, you're still complaining. Don't you see that your uncles are drooling? I think there's no need to steam their buns. It's enough for them to hold the cow."

Zhou glanced at these people with disdain. They were all crowded at the kitchen door and she couldn't even get in.

"Aunt, this isn't just looking at a cow to quench your hunger, hahahahahaha."

Now it was the turn of the aunts to laugh at the men in the family.

Several aunts went into the kitchen to help. They thought they were just mortals and could not do such profound things, and eating steamed buns was more important.

"Brother, this is a good head. Look at how big this butt is! Look at these legs, they are very strong. Hehehehehehe."

"My end is good too. Look at the toenails. They are very sharp. They must be able to stand firmly on the ground."

"No, it's still my side. I can see it clearly. This side must be the most powerful."

Grandpa made the final decision and said the side he was looking at was the best.

"Brother, there are so many cows at home, let's give them names."

Wang Fugui looked at his brother approvingly, saying that this was a good idea.

"Dad, you have enough experience, you come."

Grandpa smiled proudly, but also tried to be humble.

"You are the head of the family after all. You can take the wealth and honor."

"I'll do it, I'll name it. I'm the best at naming."

This is my grandpa's voice.

It could be heard clearly in the kitchen, and my grandfather's daughter-in-law, Ma, snorted coldly.

Seeing that everyone was looking at her in surprise, Ma said unconvincedly, "When I gave birth to Liangzi, the head of the family and my father were too lazy to give him a name, so in the end my father gave him the character Liang. Now these men are fighting over the names of a few cows. I am really angry."

Zhou and his friends nodded in agreement. These men were really outrageous.

"Okay, then you can take it."

Grandpa is really good at indulging his younger brother. The little boy agreed as soon as grandpa said it.

"Let's call them Big Bull, Second Bull, Third Bull, Fourth Bull. Just judge by size. This one has the biggest horns, then this one, this one, and this one."

The young grandfather was secretly proud of himself, as this was what he was best at.

Kitchen people: Cut

Only Shunzi was nostalgic. "Uncle, we have a mule at home. Do you want to give it a name?"

Everyone looked at the grandpa in tacit understanding. He squinted his eyes at the sky, thought for half a second, lowered his head and said, "Let's call him Niu Niu, he's the shortest."

Mule: Who are you insulting? ! !

All the people present could hear was the mule's excited "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!!!!!!!"

The little grandfather said excitedly, "Brother, is this mule going to pee? I have never seen a mule pee before!"

Mule: I’m pissing on you, I’m scolding you, you country bumpkin!!! You poor bastard, get out of here!

At this time, Su He, the women's director, had to come out, otherwise the mule in the house would rush out.

Su He asked curiously, "Grandpa, can the cow be stored in the cowshed at home?"

Everyone in the hall was silent.

"It's over, it's over. The cowshed at home is not big enough. Hurry, hurry, there is still some time. Let's build a cowshed quickly."

At the command of grandpa, the men in the family started working.

"Wait, everyone listen to me!"

Su He waved and shouted, successfully attracting everyone.

"How about we give the three cows to my grandfather's house, which is empty. Or we can give one to my uncle."

Wang Quangui looked at Su He with gratitude and said, "Yes, yes, yes, my house is big and there is room. The three cows belong to me."

Wang Jingui was also excited that his house could actually accommodate cows.

"My house can accommodate two people. I'll go and heat the kang right away. Hehe, Yuzhen! Bring me some steamed buns later."

Wang Jingui and his son each led a cow and left.

Ma in the kitchen: I won’t starve you to death

Now Wang Fugui was anxious. How come three cows were gone all of a sudden?

"Hey, Quan Gui, take that mule away. Doesn't your Shengzi like that mule? Take it away, take it away. I'll grant your permission today."

"No, no, this mule has become skinny in my house. My family is not suitable for raising mules. Come on, Sanniu, let's go. Dad will take you back. It's dark, so drive slowly, ah~"

Wang Quangui was afraid that he would be stopped by his elder brother, so he quickly left with Sanniu, whom he had high hopes for.

Wang Sheng and Wang Zhi both followed their biological father and their newly recognized "brother".

Mule: I, Niu Niu, will remember this day’s shame!

In the blink of an eye, half of the people in the hall were gone, and even the cow was only left with one.

The grandpa was the only one who was happy among the people present. "Brother, I'll still sleep with you tonight, hehehe."

Mule: Oh, the world is going downhill.

Su He didn't expect this ending, and she went back to the kitchen in embarrassment.

"Niang Wen, your man has forgotten you."

Even though Jin made fun of her daughter-in-law, Lu Wenniang was not angry, and she was certainly not anxious.

"It's okay, mother. Let's eat our fill before going back. Or we can sleep together tonight. The three of them are almost hugging the cows. They stink. I don't want to smell it."

Jin smiled and agreed.

Zhou suddenly exclaimed, "Oh, where is our Yanzhi? Hehua, have you seen Yanzhi?"

Yanzhi on the kang: Mother, you are the only one who still remembers me.

Sun on the Kang: It's a sin