Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

Xia Yifan's handsome face was stretched to the point of being distorted. In order to avoid being punished, he risked his life.

[Oh my god, this mouth, it definitely won’t eat children]

[Oh my god, my little niece is so scared that she is crying. Please, Xia Yifan, please be a human being.]

[Hahahaha, Fanfan doesn't have any idol baggage at all, only artists like this will become popular]

[Are you sure you don’t have any idol baggage? Are you sure you weren’t forced by Director Niu? Director Niu’s punishment should be more terrifying, right?]

[To be honest, Fanfan’s filter is very fragile]

[Let me be frank. Is there no one in this show that Fanfan cares about?]

[It's all for the show effect, give Xia Yifan a thumbs up]

It's easy to swallow a fist, but hard to spit it out.

Xia Yifan's face turned red, and the more anxious he became, the harder it was to pull out his fist.

A mouth that looks like an orangutan.

[Which zoo's gorilla escaped from?]

[I always feel like Xia Yifan will pound his chest in the next second]

【The powerful gorilla Xia Yifanhhhhhhh】

"Countdown 10 seconds. 10...9..."

The program team started the countdown.

Xia Yifan was visibly panicking, and regretted it deeply. It was all because the time was too short and he had no time to think about it.

[I thought of the person who swallowed the light bulb being taken to the hospital. Xia Yifan was sure that he didn’t need to be resuscitated in the hospital.]

[I've confirmed it with my eyes, this guy really can't pull it out, so pitiful]

[Sisters, I have forgotten what Xia Yifan looks like, but I will remember this image for the rest of my life hahahahahaha]

【Let’s fly with confidence, we will always be with you】

[Well done Fanfan, we support you, don’t be afraid of other people’s eyes, see you at the top]

[Vote, vote, you vote and I vote, geigei will debut tomorrow]

[Is Xia Yifan the leader of a cult? These fans have a lot of slogans]

[What's the point of just shouting slogans? Let's swallow our fists together]

“…5…4…”

At this critical moment.

boom!

Bai Qian kicked Xia Yifan hard on the butt.

"what!"

Xia Yifan screamed, his mouth suddenly expanded, and his fist finally came out.

"Bai, Qian!" Xia Yifan was furious, "You are sick..."

That kick just now almost sent him to see his grandmother. It was clear that Bai Qian was seeking revenge for her own personal gain.

"30 seconds have passed." Director Niu's voice sounded, "Congratulations to Xia Yifan for completing the task."

"You must thank Bai Qian very much."

Xia Yifan choked.

He rubbed his swollen butt and wanted to lose his temper, but he was not stupid. Bai Qian was obviously helping him.

Not only the director, I believe the guests and many netizens will also think so. He can't be fooled.

Xia Yifan put on a smile and thanked Bai Qian who almost kicked him to death: "Thanks, Boss Bai."

"You're welcome. If you need help like this again, just come to me. Don't hesitate."

Xia Yifan's mouth twitched.

[Oh my god, that kick was so powerful, Bai Qian’s legs left an afterimage]

[Is Xia Yifan's butt okay? Did the peach fly out? I'm so worried]

[Am I the only one who thinks Bai Qian is being too harsh? That kick just now was clearly meant to kill someone.]

[The above poster, I hope that when you encounter the same situation, you will be choked to death by your own fist, and no one will kick you in the ass]

Xia Yifan completed the task, but the price he paid was too high.

Xia Yifan didn't want to talk, so he quietly found a seat and sat down.

His eyes accidentally met Bai Qian's and his body trembled involuntarily, almost sliding off the chair.

The remaining guests already knew the director’s routine and didn’t want to win, but there was nothing they could do; the less they wanted to win, the more likely they were to win.

Liu Qian was the second winner.

"Time limit: 40 seconds." Director Niu said.

What? Liu Qian curled her lips. It only added 10 seconds. She thought it was three minutes, or at least one minute.

What is the difference between 40 seconds and 30 seconds?

What can she do?

The integrity of the show must also be maintained.

Liu Qian began to get anxious, her mind racing.

After all, she is just a writer and has no experience in being on TV shows. Unlike other actors, she cannot improvise well. After thinking for a long time, all she has in her mind is a string of gibberish.

When she met Director Niu's malicious gaze, she felt like a little white mouse in a cage, about to be put on the dissecting table.

No way, I can't accept the punishment even if I have to pull her over on the spot.

"Countdown 10 seconds..."

Liu Qian became even more panicked. Suddenly, she saw the white balloons stuck on the wall. An idea flashed through her mind.

Without thinking too much, she rushed over.

With both hands raised high, he threw his chest hard against the wall.

Boom! The balloon burst.

The scene suddenly became as quiet as a chicken. Even the barrage was blank.

Liu Qian said carelessly: "I told you before, brother is a real man. These chest muscles are just now."

Everyone: "..."

[Fuck, chest muscles breaking balloons?!]

[The problem is still a woman?! ]

[It is definitely filled, otherwise it wouldn't be so hard, identification completed. ]

[Liu Qian is in a good mood. She really comes forward when something happens. I am your fan. You are my brother. You are my only brother.]

[Let’s not beat around the bush, I like this amateur]

[Hitting the ball with the ball, this is a profound Wudang unique skill. Girls, why don’t you learn it quickly?]

【Roll, roll, roll】

[I calculated with my fingers that the next leader of the martial arts world will be from Wudang, and her name is Liu Qian, hhhhhh]

[Brother Qian is here, it should be Wudang, have you seen the exploding watermelon?]

"Ren... Mission accomplished." Director Niu was a little slow to react. This Liu Qian was really daring.

He had reason to suspect that she might have just returned from Thailand.

Shemale: Well, he likes it.

In the third game, Qi Hao won.

Director Niu: "Time limit is one minute."

Qi Hao was obviously not ready yet. Apart from exercising and acting every day, he didn't know anything else.

He has to perform a complete show from beginning to end in one minute. What does he perform?

Bai Qian walked past Qi Hao seemingly unintentionally and said something in a low voice.

Qi Hao suddenly realized.

He rushed out of the hut and out of the picture.

[Ahhh Xiao Qi, ah Xiao Qi, where is my Xiao Qi?]

[Isn't it obvious? I was scared away by your scream.]

Soon, Qi Hao came back with a tripod in his hand.

The top was the one that inscribed "Good Luck" on the start of the variety show. It was used for burning incense and was filled with incense ash. Together with the weight of the top, it weighed half a ton.

Qi Hao was lifted up like this.

The half-ton incense burner was like a basketball in his hands, tossed back and forth and made into all kinds of shapes.

When the 10-second countdown began, Qi Hao put the tripod on the ground, and the floor began to crack.

Director Niu's mouth twitched. He wanted to make this idiot pay for the floor, but thinking of the bull's strength, he didn't dare to.

[I didn't expect Qi Hao, who looked easy to control, actually had supernatural powers]

[At this moment, I just want to recite a poem. My strength is as great as that of a mountain and my spirit is as overwhelming as that of the world. The time is not right but my horse will not pass away. Ahhhh, Xiao Qi]

[You scared me so much, you bed-screaming freak, why are you wearing a vest? You have no martial ethics.]

[My face is all covered with milk tea, I'm complaining, I need compensation]

Qi Hao looked at Bai Qian gratefully and sat down in the viewing area with a red face.

The guests continued the game.

[Oh my, the previous guests were so crazy. I really want to see what these two top male gods Fan Qingchen and Rong Xiaoyuan will perform. I am looking forward to it.]