Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

Chapter 114 Bai Weiwei's unique skill makes netizens laugh

Bai Qian mouthed: “You deserve it.”

Bai Weiwei was furious. She was so angry that her mind went blank and she had no idea what to do.

[No way, no way, this love show hasn’t even started yet, but Xia Yifan and Rong Xiaoyuan are already interested in Bai Weiwei]

[The little action between the two of them just now was a competition between the two of them, right? Is Bai Weiwei that fragrant?]

[Our Rongrongzi is just a gentleman, don’t be too sour]

[Our Fanfan is the same. They just worked together on a play. Isn’t it normal for them to take care of each other?]

[It’s OK for fans to be green on themselves]

[No one cares about Bai Weiwei? This girl is going to be punished, woohahaha, I really want to see it]

[There are inside stories and shady dealings, the production team is definitely targeting Weiwei on purpose]

[Didn’t the director show Bai Weiwei the cue card?]

[We can’t see the hand card, so we can’t be sure if there are other threats written on it]

[Bai Weiwei's fans may have paranoia]

[What fans? I think they are just a bunch of trolls at best, and they have cerebellar atrophy. They are about the size of a walnut, no more.]

Director Niu was worried about being scolded by Bai Weiwei's fans. Although it didn't hurt and he wasn't afraid of it, it was still annoying, so he put the cards on the live broadcast.

When netizens saw it, they laughed.

[The production team is still messing around. If the time is increasing in sequence, wouldn’t the later guests have prepared programs at the corresponding time? This is unfair to the earlier guests.]

[Although, this time I stand with Director Niu]

[Bai Weiwei is so unlucky. I looked at the cards and her time is the shortest. The goddess is in danger... wow, I really want to see the goddess accepting the punishment]

[The above poster is crazy, this is really the same person? It scared me]

[Luck is also a part of strength. Your Weiwei is not that strong.]

[God is just jealous of our Weiwei’s beauty, protest]

[Only fans can see the beauty. I think among the four female guests, Bai Weiwei is not even third.]

[You can just say Bai Weiwei is at the bottom, hahahaha]

"There are still 15 seconds left," Director Niu kindly reminded.

Bai Weiwei was anxious. What kind of performance could she perform in such a short time?

Isn't this bullying the honest person?

She pursed her lips, a gleam in her eyes: "Director, can someone else take this punishment?"

The director shook his head: "No."

Bai Weiwei was completely numb. She had come here to kill everyone, but she didn't expect to be punished in the first round of the first game on the first day.

You can imagine how horrible the first round of punishment will be.

Bai Weiwei was so anxious that sweat broke out on her forehead.

"Countdown 10 seconds, 10...9...8..."

Bai Weiwei's whole body was numb, and she frowned.

suddenly,

She felt her right eyelid droop uncontrollably, like a rolling shutter door suddenly falling to the ground.

Oops, this is a side effect of liposuction. It happens when I get nervous.

Bai Weiwei quickly pressed her right temple.

My eyelids were like automatic doors, closing again with a whoosh.

Netizen: "..."

Bai Weiwei let out a breath, finally getting through this level.

Just as she was about to smile, her eyelids drooped again.

Bai Weiwei pressed her right temple again with her trembling hands.

Whoosh! The right eyelid closed again.

Combined with Bai Weiwei's thick and curly eyelashes, it looks weird no matter how you look at it.

The time is up and Director Niu has forgotten to say it.

He was standing in front of the camera and saw it most clearly. He was drooling all over the floor because he was so scared.

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Bai Qian laughed first as a sign of respect without any hesitation.

Bai Weiwei's face turned pale. She was swaying in the wind and rain, about to fall.

"Bai Qian, don't go too far." Rong Xiaoyuan clenched his fist.

"What? You don't even want to call me sister? Are you going to show your true colors? I won't pretend anymore.

Besides, Bai Weiwei was just performing a comedy show, so what does it matter if I laugh? Do you think she has facial paralysis or a plastic surgery accident? "

Rong Xiaoyuan: “…”

Rong Xiaoyuan died.

Xia Yifan followed up: "Bai Qian, don't treat us as fools. You are clearly mocking us."

"Oh," Bai Qian laughed even more. "Rongrong didn't say that. Do you think you know the inside story? Why should I laugh at her? Did she interfere in my relationship? Do you want me to elaborate?"

Xia Yifan: “…”

When they were in college, he had indeed been flirting with Weiwei before he broke up with Bai Qian.

If they investigated further, Bai Weiwei would be convicted of being a mistress. He would not allow that. He would not allow his Weiwei to have any flaws.

Xia Yifan died.

At the same time, the barrage was also full of laughter.

[Oh my god, what’s going on, is Bai Weiwei Sadako?]

[My eldest nephew was frightened and cried again]

[I can’t tell, this girl is quite capable hhhhhhh]

[Is this a horror movie? If so, Bai Weiwei wins.]

[It looks like I won, but I actually lost. This is a fucking plastic surgery face. I was so scared that my body trembled]

Bai Weiwei suddenly had an idea: "Director, I'm done with my performance. This is called the eyelid drooping technique, and I learned it with great difficulty."

director:"……"

Everyone: "..."

[I only admire this sister for her ability to lie with her eyes open]

[Who said Bai Weiwei is a pure and innocent girl? I am the first one to disagree. This person is so shameless that he is almost as thick as the city wall. Even pigs would avoid him.]

Director Niu swallowed his saliva and said in a hoarse voice: "Mission accomplished."

If you ask yourself honestly, Bai Weiwei did perform a dramatic and gripping little pantomime.

[Ah, this is hard to comment on. Who the hell is this eyelid drooping thing? Bai Weiwei has the side effects of plastic surgery, no doubt.]

[Bai Weiwei, look at me and me, look at us. Are we fools in your eyes? Don't go too far.]

[Don't talk nonsense. Our Weiwei only blinks because she is nervous. Just like she stared because her feet hurt just now.]

[Are sisters friends or enemies? What other dirt does Bai Weiwei have? Tell us everything. Will you stare when your feet hurt? This is an insult to my intelligence, hahahahaha, no, I have to go back and watch the replay]

[Nonsense, that is our Weiwei’s unique secret skill, don’t say the grapes are sour just because you can’t eat them]

[Bai Weiwei's fans, please unify your reasons before speaking]

[To be honest, this variety show has been very successful, and Bai Weiwei deserves credit for that. Although it’s not what these ladies want to see, those who understand will understand. It’s a plastic surgery face, hahahaha]

[Just a question for girls, do you still go for plastic surgery? With such eyelids, aren’t you afraid of scaring the rich bachelor you have worked so hard to hook up to death?]

"Thank you, director." Bai Weiwei thanked him in a tender voice, with a strong mental state, as if she was not the one who made the fool of herself just now.

Bai Qian curled her lips.

This Bai Weiwei is quite interesting. The indestructible cockroach is her favorite.

The game continues.

Bai Weiwei sat down and gave Bai Qian a vicious smile out of the camera's reach.

He looked like he was watching a good show.

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