Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

[Ahhh, Fanfan is so amazing, it’s worth my constant Amitabha]

[I have been copying the Diamond Sutra. The Bodhisattva must have seen it.]

[Where’s the director? Why hasn’t he announced the result yet? He’s probably pressing his philtrum like crazy. Hahaha, you deserve it. Thumbs up. You deserve this.]

[Hahaha, do you think Director Niu can't tell if you give him a thumbs up and say something bad? Be careful, he might push you back]

[Am I the only one who got so much laughter from Fan Qingchen's acting that my stomach cramped? I didn't expect you to be this kind of Fan Qingchen. All my sincerity before was misplaced, hhhhh]

[The program team discovered Fanfan's funny side, give it a thumbs up, haha, Fanfan's beautiful photos have been screenshotted, there are all kinds of weird ones, you can take them on the homepage, there are also animated pictures, I guarantee you will laugh until your eyes cramp, please call me Fanfan's wife]

[Fuck, can I not scream? This price is a bit high]

Director Niu was hit so hard that he slipped off the chair and fell to the ground, with his buttocks broken into eight pieces.

He supported his old waist and sat back in the chair, announcing in a trembling voice: "Fan Qingchen passed, congratulations."

[Hahahahahahaha, this voice doesn't sound like congratulations at all, but rather like someone is frightened.]

[What Director Niu said is so far-fetched. I shed a tear of sympathy. Hahaha.]

[Director Niu was too careless this time. I zoomed in on the hand card just now. The two lucky winners who came after him definitely didn’t have those tiny words or those messy rules. If Director Niu wanted to change it at the last minute, that won’t work either, hahaha.]

[I guess no guest will be punished this time. I always feel like something is missing. This director is not awesome at all.]

[But then again, Director Niu’s punishment is too abnormal. Many artists have signed a joint boycott. This show is also a dating show, so it’s better not to have those weird punishments.]

[Really? I don’t believe it]

Chen Cai and Bai Qian play the final round of rock-paper-scissors.

Chen Cai's nose was already sweating. They, the guests, did not see the director's cue card clearly, and there was no way to zoom in on the spot to see if there were any fly legs.

It seems that today she and Chen Cai are in a life-and-death situation.

Thinking of the various clips she had seen before of Director Niu punishing artists, she couldn't help but shudder.

She smiled at Bai Qian, a smile that was uglier than crying. The corners of her mouth couldn't stop shaking, and her hands began to tremble as well.

"Don't worry, believe me, no one will be punished." Bai Qian smiled, "Even if someone does, it won't be you."

Chen Cai: “…”

This girl doesn’t even know how powerful Director Niu is.

She held Bai Qian's hand and lowered her voice: "Don't take it lightly. You must do your best, otherwise you will regret it."

Bai Qian: “…”

This sister can get along well. Even though she was so scared, she was still worried about her safety. That's good.

She was totally different from Bai Weiwei, who was backstabbed, framed, and used as a scapegoat. She was still a little uncomfortable with that.

It is true that there is true love and great love in the world.

"Okay." Bai Qian forced a sincere smile, "Hehehehehe..."

Chen Cai: “…”

Why is this smile so creepy?

In the final round, Chen Cai won.

Chen Cai stepped forward and accepted the judgment of fate.

Director Niu: "Time limit is 5 minutes."

After waiting for a while, there was no further response and a bunch of question marks appeared on the screen.

Chen Cai asked, "And then, Director?"

Director Niu's mouth twitched: "It's gone."

Chen Cai: “…”

There is no need to use a magnifying glass to see the small print, and there are no restrictive rules. This is simply an easy question.

Chen Cai looked at Director Niu in disbelief.

Director Niu turned down the corner of his mouth and looked away with his eyes rolling. You think he was thinking, but he was also helpless.

If he had known this earlier, he wouldn't have been so impolite as to show his hand card to netizens, so that he could have changed the rules and done some small tricks or something.

But who the hell knew that the hell mode mission was actually cracked by Fan Qingchen,

He is now doubting his life.

Chen Cai smiled and said, "In that case, I won't be polite. Next, I will present a golden song for everyone. I hope you like it."

The audience before the live broadcast, especially Chen Cai's fans, had already sat up straight.

The guests also looked over.

Chen Cai took the steps of a pre-Qin lady, casually picked up a carrot from the kitchen, raised it to her mouth, walked in front of the camera, smiled slightly, and sang aloud:

"Little chicken, little chicken, cluck, cluck, cluck..."

thump!

Director Niu fell directly off the stool, landing on his face with his feet still hanging on the stool.

After the song was over, both the audience and the guests,

My ears are filled with the sound of cocks.

Coo coo coo, coo coo coo, 3D surround.

[A Smile, Life and Death Are Unpredictable, Others Sing for Money, but Chen Cai Sings for Her Life]

[As soon as this Guguga player spoke, I sprayed a mouthful of salt soda on the keyboard. Now the keyboard is smoking and my mom is beating me. What should I do? Waiting online is pretty urgent]

After listening to Chen Cai finish singing at close range, Director Niu's mind was full of little cocks. He rolled his eyes and let Chen Cai pass, next in line.

Bai Qian stood up from the stool and walked to the center of the stage with a smile.

[For us, this is an open-book test. Bai Qian is bound to lose.]

[Yes, beauty is envied by heaven. The time is so short, and the first seven guests passed the test smoothly. This, this, this, according to the director's nature, he must catch someone to punish him. The beauty is in danger.]

Bai Weiwei's hands were shaking with excitement. It would be best if this damned woman was disfigured when she was punished, and that would be the end of it once and for all.

Although this woman was not as pretty as her, her figure was not as good as hers, and she was not as good as hers in every way, she just couldn't stand him and hated him from the bottom of her heart.

Bai Weiwei was very proud and prepared to watch the show.

On her left is Rong Xiaoyuan, on her right is Xia Yifan, and on her right again is Fan Qingchen.

Three of the four male guests sat with her, so Bai Qian could only squeeze on the broken sofa in the corner.

What can she use to fight her?

however,

"Bai Qian." A soft and gentlemanly voice sounded.

When Bai Qian was passing by, Fan Qingchen called her and she looked over in confusion.

Bai Weiwei couldn't believe it, and looked at Fan Qingchen and gritted her teeth slightly, as if Fan Qingchen had done something to let her down.

Fan Qingchen stood up, smiled softly at Bai Qian, and looked at the director: "Director, if punishment cannot be substituted, can the performance be substituted?"

"Of course if the program is not approved, the person who performs the program instead will be punished."

"What you mean is..." Director Niu was puzzled.

"I want to challenge this task on behalf of Bai Qian." Fan Qingchen added to the camera, "My fans all know that I like adventure."

This sentence directly blocked the fans' way to black and white.

Bai Weiwei almost broke her teeth.

Is Fan Qingchen crazy?

He challenged the mission that was sure to fail, and it was obvious that he wanted to take the punishment on behalf of Bai Qian.

This is clearly cheating, cheating.

Bai Weiwei was so angry that her nose was crooked when she saw her man being so attentive to other women.