Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

"Yifan geigei..." Bai Qian's soul-stirring voice came from behind.

Xia Yifan shuddered and immediately sped up.

But in less than two minutes, the speed slowed down again. Xia Yifan was tired and hot, and his tongue almost drooped.

"Brother, let me take you."

Hearing Bai Qian's voice behind him, Xia Yifan's body trembled.

But then he heard what Bai Qian said, and he was secretly happy again.

He is a big and strong man but he is exhausted like a dog. It is obvious that Bai Qian will also be so tired that even her own mother will not recognize her. When the time comes, she will have to come to him for help.

The two people changed positions.

As soon as Xia Yifan sat on it, the tricycle flew out with a whoosh.

Xia Yifan lost his balance and rolled out like an invincible hot wheel.

It didn't stop until it was 100 meters away.

Question marks filled the screen.

What kind of design is this? How come their smart little brains can't understand it?

[Bai Qian's legs are not legs, they are the motors of a racing car, right? How come the starting speed is so fast?]

[Bai Qian is such a jerk. Look at what she did to our brother. The shape that was just made collapsed again.]

[I've already told you that your brother is a thin dog, a thin dog, a thin dog]

Xia Yifan held his waist and limped over.

He looked at Bai Qian and shuddered, then looked at the truck and shuddered again.

He thought he would walk faster.

Two people, one riding a tricycle and the other walking, went to the mission site on foot.

When I found the first mission point according to the prompts, Bai Weiwei and Rong Xiaoyuan were doing the mission there.

Xia Yifan narrowed his eyes. He didn’t expect that this little puppy would be able to form a team with Weiwei. What kind of luck was this?

When he looked at the game they made, his face turned green.

The game was to crush a balloon. The balloon was tied to Bai Weiwei. Rong Xiaoyuan tried all kinds of moves to crush it, but it just wouldn't pop.

All kinds of strange postures, put on the bed without any violation,

It's hard to say that this scheming guy didn't do it on purpose.

His arm was touched by the cold cup, and Xia Yifan subconsciously took the bottle of drink that Bai Qian handed over.

When I looked closely, it turned out to be a cup of lush green celery juice.

Xia Yifan's face turned even greener.

[Hahahaha, there are so many bamboo shoots! Bai Qian has plucked all the bamboo shoots on the mountain.]

[Why celery juice? Isn't bitter melon juice fragrant? Bitter and green, it suits Xia Yifan better]

[You don’t understand what the above person said, bitter melon juice is so expensive, celery juice is so cheap, Xia Yifan doesn’t deserve bitter melon juice]

[Hahahaha, that makes sense]

One day, Xia Yifan was sent to the hospital. 10 days to finish writing

boom!

Bai Weiwei knew that too much is as bad as too little, and if she made Xia Yifan, this bootlicker, jealous to death, it would not be worth it for her.

"Xiao Yuan, let's hurry to the next mission point. The mission is important."

Bai Weiwei said this in a delicate voice, Rong Xiaoyuan pushed Bai Weiwei against the wall, and with a hard slam, the balloon burst.

Rong Xiaoyuan looked at Xia Yifan provocatively, then rode away on his electric bike carrying Bai Weiwei.

Xia Yifan looked at Bai Weiwei's receding back, his eyes bloodshot.

Suddenly I felt a chill on my waist.

Bai Qian had already tied the balloon to his waist, with the balloon at his lower back.

At such a close distance, he could only smell a faint fragrance. This fragrance was completely different from Bai Weiwei's. It was so relaxing and refreshing that he couldn't help but be dazzled.

"Lie down." Bai Qian said.

Xia Yifan climbed onto the mat obediently.

Before the smile on his lips began to expand, he realized something was wrong. He glanced at it and was so frightened that he almost died on the spot.

But what is coming cannot be avoided.

Bai Qian sat down, aiming at his lower back.

boom!

The balloon burst.

His waist was also broken.

"Ouch..." Xia Yifan cried in pain.

He was wrong, he was very wrong. He thought Bai Qian was easy to bully, but in fact, he was the one who was easy to bully, right?

He raised a hand tremblingly, tears streaming down his nose: "Director... Director, I need help."

Ten minutes later, the ambulance took Xia Yifan to the hospital.

Without a partner, Bai Qian ended the filming early and returned to her cottage on Blue Star to spend her remaining years in retirement.

"Director Niu, netizens are now protesting collectively, especially Xia Yifan's fans, who are clamoring for Bai Qian to get out of the show, otherwise they will not watch it. You see..." The assistant director looked worried.

Director Niu's face wrinkled into a bitter gourd: "But this was just an accident. The camera was filming. Bai Qian didn't do it on purpose. If we chase him away, we will have to pay a lot of liquidated damages."

"Besides, Bai Qian is a bit crazy, but she brings a lot of traffic and topics. If she leaves, I feel that there is nothing to watch, and I always feel like something is missing."

Director Niu didn't want Bai Qian to leave.

Now that Bai Qian is gone, it will be difficult for him to find another player who is as good value for money.

"Alas," the assistant director sighed, "the mystery guest hasn't been decided yet. We're not going to have a blank slate, are we? Why is this episode not going well at all?"

Director Niu's eyes widened: "What's wrong? Your vision is too low. There are explosive points and topics. This is the rhythm of a big fire. As long as we can seize the opportunity."

The assistant director stopped talking, but he was unwilling to accept it. Playing with fire is exciting, but if you get burned yourself, it would be so exciting that you would die.

Just then, Director Niu's cell phone rang.

He picked up the phone weakly. I don't know what he heard, but his egg-shaped eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

He stood up suddenly, stood at attention and was about to salute.

His voice is as servile as possible, his eyes are as bright as possible, his smile is as vulgar as possible, and the corners of his mouth are stretched behind his ears.

The assistant director stepped back step by step, and then back again.

Wouldn’t this Director Niu be so provoked that he went crazy?

Will a person with mad cow disease bite people randomly?

Waiting online, very anxious.

Director Niu nodded and bowed: "Really? Really, really? Let's sign the contract now."

"It's okay, it's okay. The show is dead, but my director Niu is alive. There is no problem with this at all."

"Yes, yes, there is a male guest being taken away by the ambulance right now. Please save him. You are my life."

"Do you need me to send a helicopter to pick you up? Oh, it's on the way? It'll be there in half an hour? Okay, green lights all the way. We are waiting for you to come, and we welcome the emperor. Long live His Majesty!..."

Later on, Director Niu was so crazy that his own mother couldn't recognize him.

He recognized every word of the gibberish that was said, and when put together, it was simply a horrifying story.

Director Niu became more and more excited as he spoke. He spoke in circles, shaking his legs, looking up and down, his facial features flying around and saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth like a small river.

The assistant director was so scared that he ran away.

It felt like there was a mad dog chasing me.

Director Niu finally ended the conversation with satisfaction.

Turning in circles, he scratched his Mediterranean sea suspiciously.

Confused: "Where are the people?"