Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up
Chapter 159: Acting as Wingmen to Steal Each Other
"I'll fight—"
Bai Qingqian was possessed by Bruce Lee. She jumped up and hit Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei on the forehead with lightning speed, leaving each of them with a collapsed head.
Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei were immediately delighted to get a cinnabar mole, and it turned out to be quite pretty.
[Looks good, Bai Qingqian, you are a very nice person]
[Bai Qingqian hit someone, Bai Qingqian hit someone, Bai Qingqian killed someone]
[The person above is crazy, escaped from some mental hospital, what is he doing screaming like a ghost? Someone, get this psycho out of here quickly]
Bai Qingqian wiped her nose with her fist and made a thumbs-down gesture: "I didn't provoke you, but you shamelessly and shamelessly tried to steal my game mission for no reason."
"So, if the enemy doesn't attack me, I won't attack him. If the enemy attacks me, I will respond with thunder and lightning. Do I look like a soft persimmon to you? Huh?"
Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei: "..."
You are not a soft persimmon, you are a hard nut to crack.
Fan Qingchen was smiling beside him, and he slightly turned his body to stand in front of Bai Qingqian in a protective manner.
Prevent Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan from going crazy and hurting Bai Qingqian.
Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan really wanted to go crazy. One of them pulled her hair, and the other one rode on her stomach, but the headache between their eyebrows was still aching, so they didn't dare to do it.
They had a vague feeling that if they went up they would just be killed, but they were not stupid.
Bai Weiwei pouted and started crying: "Qingqian, this is just a game, do you have to be so serious? I feel a little concussed when you hit me just now..."
The concussion was something she made up on the spur of the moment. After she said it out loud, she remembered to disguise it. Her body swayed, and she fell into Xia Yifan's arms.
"Weiwei, Weiwei, how are you? Don't scare me?"
Bai Weiwei just refused to open her eyes, as if she were dead.
Xia Yifan looked at Bai Qingqian and began to play the good cop, "Qingqian, this game originally belonged to us. It's fine if you snatched it, but you even hit me. We can let it go, after all, we are colleagues, but please leave, we have to make the game."
clap clap-
Bai Qingqian applauded.
This familiar taste, this familiar recipe, both Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei, who was pretending to be dead in his arms, froze up, with a bad feeling in their hearts.
As expected, Bai Qingqian said, "Bai Weiwei, you are a stubborn person. Do you want me to call 120 or 110 for you?"
"If you are not afraid of the consequences of wasting public resources and are determined to slander me, I can only call you to help me clear my name."
Bai Weiwei woke up with a whimper: "Brother Yifan, this has nothing to do with Bai Qingqian. I just had a little heatstroke."
"It doesn't hurt at all, and this little red spot on the forehead looks really nice. Bai Qingqian, thank you."
[No, isn't Bai Weiwei the reincarnation of an acting genius? If she doesn't act for a day, does she feel pain in her skin?]
[The person above is okay, right? Our goddess Weiwei said she had heat stroke, and the staff even sent us musk water. How could this be fake? Can you spray this? ]
[hhhhhh, Bai Weiwei's fans are all single-celled organisms, they believe whatever she says, they don't have a single brain cell, confirmed]
[Bai Weiwei's fans are probably all elementary school students, right? They don't have the ability to distinguish right from wrong at all. How pitiful and pathetic.]
[Don't slander primary school students. They are much smarter than them. With their limited brain capacity, they can't even get a kindergarten diploma. At most, they are just a piece of placenta without a brain.]
Bai Weiwei drank Huoxiang Zhengqi water, and she felt as energetic as before. The topic returned to the past: "Qingqian, you are so strong and skilled, and Fanfan is also very powerful, unlike us, so give us this game."
Bai Qingqian was too lazy to talk and shook her fist as big as a casserole. The meaning was self-evident: either get out or be hit by a sandbag, it’s your choice.
Bai Weiwei choked up, she was determined to take on this task. They were the ones who discovered it first, so why should they give it to Bai Qingqian? She couldn't swallow this.
After hearing what Bai Weiwei said, Xia Yifan felt that he was inferior to Fan Qingchen in every way, and he seemed to be reluctant to back down.
It feels like even if he got the game, he seemed to have won but he actually lost. Doesn't this mean that his physical strength is not as good as Fan Qingchen's?
But it would be too cheap to admit defeat directly. After all, he had argued fiercely and suddenly gave up, which made him look like a coward.
So he also stood there with his neck stiff, not giving in at all, like a statue waiting for her husband.
The stall owner finally spoke up: "Young people, don't be so impatient. If two teams set their sights on the same task, it doesn't matter who comes first, we'll just wrestle to decide the winner."
"What? Fall... fall fall fall... wrestle?"
When Xia Yifan saw Bai Qingqian's eyes lighting up, he seemed to have returned to the horrific time when he was unilaterally abused by Bai Qingqian. He couldn't help but shrink his neck.
When Bai Weiwei heard that they were going to wrestle, she was speechless even though she had a thousand words stuck in her throat. She didn't want to be smashed into a pile of pulp.
Seeing that the two of them were so frightened that their faces turned pale and yellow, the old lady kindly explained: "This is a beach, it won't hurt if you fall, you'll just get a mouthful of sand."
Hearing this, Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei became even more determined to back out.
He was afraid that if they fell, their bodies would be covered with sand and gravel, and they would become hedgehogs with short thorns.
By then, all the holes in the body will be filled with sand, which is really scary.
"Aside from wrestling, is there any other way to compete for this game?"
The old lady shook her head: "No. But this is not fighting, it's competition." Suddenly she thought of something and changed her words, "In fact, judging from your performance just now, just like the bandits, you insisted on playing this game, it can indeed be said to be fighting."
Bai Weiwei: "..."
Xia Yifan: “…” He was shot even when he was lying down.
"Don't waste time, who's going to go first? I'm fine with men or women." Bai Qingqian couldn't wait to get out of the line and turned to Fan Qingchen and said, "Fanfan, you're the substitute.
But you have to be mentally prepared, as a substitute like you will not have a chance to play in front of me."
Fan Qingchen smiled slightly: "I couldn't ask for more."
Bai Weiwei's eyes flashed with panic for a moment, and she pushed Xia Yifan: "You go ahead."
Xia Yifan's tall body was bent like a shrimp, and he held his head with both hands, fearing that Bai Qingqian would sneak attack his handsome face.
He couldn't wait to pull Bai Weiwei and pushed her into Bai Qingqian's arms: "How can a grown man like me act like a spoiled child with a woman? Ah, wrestling, you go ahead. Weiwei, I'm rooting for you."
Bai Weiwei was so angry that she almost died.
What was even more infuriating was that just when she was about to fall into Bai Qingqian's arms, Bai Qingqian actually turned his body to the side and dodged.
As a result, she fell straight onto the beach, with a mouthful of mud and sand.
Bai Weiwei's face turned pale with anger.
[Hahahaha, I laughed my head off. This is what they call everyone runs for their own safety when disaster strikes.]
[Xia Yifan is really not a man. Bai Qingqian is not a woman either. Can't you take over our goddess Weiwei? It's also good to be a meat cushion for our goddess Weiwei]
[These two people who seem to be in harmony but are actually at odds with each other, say one thing and mean another, and stab each other, should just break up. It makes me so embarrassed just watching this]
[Exactly, am I watching a dating show? Are you sure you're not watching Vanish?
I feel that if Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei become a couple in the future, it will be either him or her who disappears.
Either it's in the sewer or in the refrigerator. Oh my god, if they are not suitable, just separate them. But it breaks my heart as an old mother.]
[The above is suitable for playing Werewolf, this is just a variety show, your immersive experience is really wonderful, playing Werewolf is absolutely invincible]
[Thank you. Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei, hurry up and separate, or I'll give you 5 tons of water warning]
[Please don’t make fun of tragic things, thank you]
Xia Yifan saw Bai Weiwei fall to the ground, and then he hurriedly helped her up.
This support made Bai Weiwei's face rush towards the camera, and the sand in her mouth came out with a loud noise.
[What's wrong with Bai Weiwei's mouth today? She spat out tomatoes in the morning, and now she spits out sand. Is she trying to imitate Red Boy? What Red Boy spits out is Samadhi True Fire. You are too low. Too low.]
[No, the camera flashed just now. What is that thing growing on Bai Weiwei's nose? Is it a big piece of booger? Yellow and sticky? Ugh~]
[I was wondering why Bai Weiwei was wearing a veil to pretend to be a fairy today. It turns out that she was covering up the dirt on her nose. I just took a screenshot and analyzed it, and it was confirmed to be a large abscess.]
[How could the fairy Weiwei grow a boil? You are spreading rumors, and the lawyer issued a letter of warning]
Xia Yifan supported Bai Weiwei and it took him three full seconds to remember to turn his back to the camera and asked the staff to help him tidy up his clothes.
As soon as he turned around, Bai Qingqian came up again and waved his fist as big as a casserole.
Before he could say anything, whoosh! whoosh! two big black rats scurried out.
Looking closely, who else could it be but Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan?
The two ran faster than the rabbits, and it was hard to tell who ran first because their speeds were so fast.
[Oh my god, Bai Weiwei is so soft and weak, Xia Yifan plays the role of a thin dog, how can they run so fast? They must be stepping on hot wheels]
[If anyone says that Xia Yifan and Bai Weiwei are too weak again, I will be the first to disagree. Look at their speed. With them in the Ming Dynasty, even the fast-moving ones would have to stand aside.]
Bai Weiwei and Xia Yifan, the two bugs, left. Bai Qingqian and Fan Qingchen played the game smoothly and won 5 gold coins.
Just as he was about to leave after collecting the gold coins, Rong Xiaoyuan and Liu Qian came over.
"Sister Qingqian, there is a 4-player game over there, let's do it together."
Rong Xiaoyuan held a coconut in his hand and handed it to Bai Qingqian with both hands, "Sister, try this coconut juice, it's delicious. I drank one just now and thought it was good, so I brought one for you."
Liu Qian stuffed a coconut into Fan Qingchen's hand and said politely, "Fanfan, the weather is dry and your mouth is a little chapped. Drink some coconut juice."
Bai Qingqian: “…”
She seemed to understand something.
Yes, Rong Xiaoyuan and Liu Qian reached an agreement just now, and the two of them came together.
Liu Qian's target is Fan Qingchen.
And his target, Rong Xiaoyuan, is Bai Qingqian.
The two people are mutually beneficial. They act as each other's wingman and help each other to steal girls.
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