Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

"Director Qian, is there anything else?" Xia Yifan straightened his back and spoke in a superior tone.

The shelf is held.

If you don’t know, you might think this is the dean.

Director Qian didn't give him any face. He walked forward with a sullen face and his hands behind his back.

He kicked that guy in the ass.

Xia Yifan's body bent when he was kicked.

"Climbing the wall, huh?"

Another kick.

"Na Joe, huh?"

Xia Yifan's body shook again.

The kick didn't hurt, and it was even weak, but it was embarrassing, and Xia Yifan's handsome face turned red.

But after two steps, he looked a bit like a student.

"What if he falls to death?" Director Qian said, raising his foot again.

Xia Yifan bent his butt forward reflexively.

"What are you doing? I'm just spinning my legs. What kind of dance are you doing? It's quite unique."

Xia Yifan: “…”

The smiling tiger is really scary.

"Tell me what's going on."

Xia Yifan told the whole story. He didn't mention that he and Bai Qian had met in the woods, but that he overslept while enjoying the flowers and the scenery.

If Bai Qian had kept the appointment, it would be fine for him to tell it out. But now that the fat guy broke the appointment, it would be embarrassing for him to tell it out, and Bai Qian would not be punished either. So why tell it out?

Anyway, he calculated it clearly in his little notebook.

I was just unlucky today and was bumped into by the boiled egg.

This boiled egg is really, isn't it better to turn a blind eye? Be a person who leaves a way out so that we can meet again in the future.

He will graduate in just half a year, and who knows who will be begging whom in the future.

Really, I can't figure it out.

Not only do you not treat him like a master or an ancestor, but you are also questioning him. You are really short-sighted.

"You overslept a lot. You are such a talented person. Tell me, what did you do last night?"

Director Qian’s job is to nip all dangers in the bud.

Xia Yifan was so sleepy. How could a young master who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth sleep so soundly and for so long in a grass nest that would prick people's buttocks?

It can be seen that I didn’t sleep well last night, no, I didn’t sleep well for many nights.

This must be taken seriously to avoid going astray.

Xia Yifan pouted: "I didn't do anything sneaky."

"Are you confessing yourself?" Director Qian raised his eyelids. "I just asked you what you did at night."

He wouldn't do anything petty theft, as this rich young master has plenty of money, unless he has some weird habits.

Xia Yifan choked and said casually, "I'm reading a novel."

"Novel? It's not like I haven't read novels before. I fell asleep after reading a few chapters while lying on the bed. What kind of novel is this? Can you keep your eyes open to read it all night? Let me see it."

The tone was clearly one of disbelief.

Besides, he never reads those childish things. He can become a platinum master just by writing something casually, so why would he read those things?

If he just mentioned the title of a novel, Director Qian would definitely dig into the matter and he wouldn't be able to keep his lie.

Forget it, just tell the truth: "Eat chicken."

A proud and complacent tone.

"What the hell?" Director Qian touched his bald head. He really didn't understand what the word meant.

What kind of chicken is this?

Golden Rooster or one bordered with diamonds?

Can it make people hold it and eat it all night long without sleeping?

Xia Yifan glanced at Director Qian's inexperienced look and became even more proud: "It's just playing games."

"If you play well, one game can be worth a year's salary, or even a lifetime's salary."

When Director Qian heard this, his eyes narrowed and he said, "Hey, I have a bad temper."

"What about you? How much did you earn? Let me see."

Xia Yifan blushed. It was true that he could make a lot of money playing games, but it was also true that he could top up a lot of money.

He is still at the stage of paying to play games, which is basically just putting money in and not getting a penny back.

"Tsk~" Director Qian understood Xia Yifan's expression. He was just talking big. Why didn't you talk about how to make money in e-commerce? How could you make hundreds of millions of dollars in a minute like Ma Mouyun?

When talking about people, we only talk about the best in the industry. What industry doesn't have a few outstanding people? Even garbage collectors can become rich.

Whatever Xia Yifan says is bullshit.

Director Qian saw that it was getting late and said:

“Okay, drinking some horse urine makes you arrogant, but climbing the wall in the middle of the night makes you unpredictable.

Fortunately, you are not yet 20 years old. If you continue to stay up all night like this after you are 20, sudden death will be your only fate. "

"And climbing the wall, don't you know how strong your body is? If you break your brain, no girl will be willing to be with you no matter how handsome you are."

Xia Yifan's mouth twitched.

These words both praised him and criticized him. It really made me feel neither happy nor angry. It was like something stuck in my throat, making me feel uncomfortable.

After a lecture, Director Qian took out his cell phone and said, "Call!"

"What?" Xia Yifan was confused. Was he going to call the parents? In the past, when he and Bai Qian were caught together, he only called Bai Qian's parents and didn't dare to call his parents. Did he take the wrong medicine today?

"My father is..."

"I don't care whether your father is Li Gang or Wang Gang, you must be asked to take your parents back home today. Otherwise, the college cannot bear this responsibility."

Director Qian's tone was irrefutable.

What about before? Although he was caught with Bai Qian, they were both adults and it only affected their studies, so they just turned a blind eye.

Besides, Xia Yifan insisted that it was Bai Qian who was pestering him, and he wanted the director to teach Bai Qian a lesson and tell her not to pester him again.

If Xia Yifan's parents were invited, they would definitely be the one in the right.

They will definitely blame Bai Qian for not worthy of their son by not taking a piss and looking in the mirror. They will also blame the academy for doing nothing and allowing their precious son to be harassed by others.

So if we don’t want to call the parents, then we won’t call them. But now, it involves safety issues.

These students are so precious that they would make a fuss if a hair falls off. Safety is no small matter.

"Hey, are you crazy? You don't even know your parents' phone number?"

The head teacher waved his cell phone in front of Xia Yifan.

Xia Yifan's face turned pale, his lips trembled, and his eyes moved back and forth, making circles.

"Forget it. If you don't tell me, I'll check it myself. The academy has it all registered. But when the time comes, I won't say anything good for you..."

As he said this, he pretended to look for it.

"Forget it, I'll tell you." Xia Yifan twitched his lips.

Why does this braised egg smell like green tea?

It made him want to punch her to pieces, and she fell on the mattress that he would never change even if he had a new husband.

Xia Yifan was furious in his heart, but his face was as pale as a frost-bitten eggplant, and his head was drooped weakly on his chest.

Finally, I obediently reported a series of numbers. They belonged to my mother.

There has always been a strict father and a kind mother, and Xia Yifan's family is no exception. His mother is easy to coax and deceive, and things are easy to fool.

Director Qian didn't say much, as if he didn't see the gleam in Xia Yifan's eyes, and called directly: "Hello, is Xia Yifan's mother? I'm Director Qian of the college. Is Xia Yifan's father home?"

Xia Yifan: “…”

This braised egg is really dog.

"Oh, are you there? Let Yifan's dad answer the phone, or you can listen on the loudspeaker. It would be even better if grandpa and grandma are here too."

"But if the grandparents are not open-minded and only know how to protect their children without knowing right from wrong, then forget it."

Xia Yifan: “…”

It really blocked his way out.

"Hello, Director Qian, I'm Xia Yifan's father. What happened to Xia Yifan?"

The voice was serious and dignified, and the worry was suppressed.

If a father like this knew that his son had made a mistake, he would beat his son to a pulp for his son's good.

Director Qian curled his lips in satisfaction: "That's it..."

Director Qian recounted the entire story in detail without exaggerating anything, but even so, the parents on the other side of the phone were horrified.

Their children can live a life of debauchery, be immoral, and bully men and women...but they must not neglect their bodies and their lives.

If they lose their lives, who will be left to waste their huge wealth?

"What, Yifan stayed up all night playing games? He was so sleepy that he slept in a grass nest for five or six hours. Wow, is that a place where people can sleep? How is that different from sleeping in a garbage dump?"

"My poor son, what if he gets bit by a poisonous snake?"

"Ah, Yifan fell over the wall? If he gets crippled or becomes stupid, wouldn't that be the end of my life?"

"If I fall and die, wuwuwu, I won't live anymore."

Director Qian scratched his ears and realized that it was right to go to his father to complain.

"shut up!

What a shame for a rich lady to cry like that. Yifan has been spoiled by you."

"If you continue to indulge my son and let him lose his life, don't blame me for kicking you out!"

Father Xia scolded.

Mother Xia didn't dare to cry anymore. She stopped crying abruptly in the middle of crying, but she couldn't stop crying with her mouth wide and big, which looked very ugly. Father Xia shook his head when he saw it.

It is true that people are getting old and ugly, and not as sweet as those outside.

"Thank you Director Qian. If it weren't for Director Qian, we wouldn't have known that Yifan had done such a thing."

"Please wait a moment, we will be there in 10 minutes."

Ten minutes later, Xia's father, with a gloomy face, twisted Xia Yifan's ear and got into the car.

He cursed in a low voice: "If you live at home in the future, I will see if you dare to eat chicken or climb over the wall!"

"Forget about eating chicken, forget about climbing over the wall, it's fine if you have that ability, I can look up to you, look at how you've ruined yourself."

"Son, the outside world is so beautiful. You are so young, and you live out there just to eat chicken. What can I say?"

"If you change 18 a day, I'll still respect you as a hero..."

"Even if you lie in a stinky ditch or under an overpass, if you can hug eight or ten beauties, I won't say anything to you."

He sighed repeatedly as he spoke: "Son, you may want to act up and have some fun, but your life comes first. Even if you want to blow up the academy, you can't climb over the wall."

"Even if you have to climb the wall, you can have a few minions to cushion you. Your life is precious.

There is so much money at home, waiting for you to squander.

Daddy has some tips on wandering in the sea of ​​flowers passed down by our ancestors. If I don’t have time to teach you, I tell you, you will not be able to rest in peace even if you become a ghost.”

"Wait another half a year, when you go to Beijing, I will teach you all my father's secret books and tricks, and you can fly as high as the sky. Eat chicken, eat chicken..."

Xia Yifan stuck out his tongue and grinned: "Dad, can I put down my ears now?"

Judging from his father's attitude, not only will he not punish himself, he may even indulge him even more.

however……

"What are you releasing? If I don't twist it, you won't remember it." Father Xia exerted force with his hands, one circle on the left, then one circle on the right.