Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up
Chapter 75 Xia Yifan performs pole dancing for Bai Qian
Liu Chong was stunned. When did this coward who couldn't even do anything when beaten with three sticks become so bold? He actually dared to protect the person Liu Chong wanted to target?
He hasn't even left the school yet, but he's already been ignored by everyone. It's simply outrageous.
This was a blatant provocation to him.
Liu Chong rolled up his sleeves and was about to knock Qi Hao down.
Once is strange, twice is familiar. Isn't it just a matter of making an apology on the radio?
Liu Chong waved his fist and punched Qi Hao in the face. Not only was he good at studying, but he was also handsome. He had long disliked this face.
Qi Hao closed his eyes and tilted his head, his heart firm.
Bai Qian stood up for him, and he would not give in even if he was beaten into a hornet's nest. He is a man!
boom!
A plump foot kicked from behind and hit Liu Chong in the crotch.
Liu Chong felt pain and froze in his tracks.
Bang, bang, bang! Another three-kick sweep, each kick going straight to the crotch.
Ow—
Liu Chong covered his mouth with his hands, his whole body tensed, his eyes rolled back, his mouth wide open, and he fell straight down.
It fell on the grass with a thud.
It looked like a roasted sausage that had fallen on the floor, and it was burnt and hard.
Qi Hao: “…” His eyes were full of disbelief, followed by endless admiration.
The super-strong girl doesn't need his protection.
Bai Qian blinked and said, "Let's go!"
Qi Hao looked at someone on the grass with a crooked mouth, squinting eyes, and sticking out tongue.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of it."
"No, will he be okay? Will he cause you trouble?"
"You can rest assured now. I know my limits."
Liu Chong on the ground: "..."
I thank you all for your family. His face turned pale with anger, even if he hadn't been buried for three days, it wouldn't be this pale.
Qi Hao followed behind him obediently, like a young wife who strictly followed the Three Obediences and Four Virtues. On her forehead were four big characters: Chastity Arch.
Looking at Bai Qian's muscular build, he felt more and more secure.
He decided that from now on Bai Qian would be his elder brother, his only brother.
With bony fingers, he parted the weeping willow branches, and his gloomy and unwilling eyes stared at the two people's receding backs.
click-
The weeping willow was broken into two pieces.
Xia Yifan took out his cell phone, held it steady, found a good angle, and took a photo.
Very good, Bai Qian and Qi Hao look very intimate in the photo. They are definitely a campus couple.
Xia Yifan's eyes glowed green as he flipped through the photo album. He saw a slightly blurry photo that made green hair grow on his head.
That was a photo of Xiangyang and Bai Qian walking side by side.
That was a screenshot he obtained from the surveillance video through his connections.
Looking further, there is also a picture of Bai Qian getting into a luxury car.
Turning it over again, there was a photo of Bai Qian and him together.
These photos were enough to prove that Bai Qian was a shameless sea queen, enough to make her drop out of school.
Xia Yifan opened the forum, his eyes rolled, and decided that no, he had to get himself out.
He and Bai Qian were caught red-handed in the woods by the bald man many times, and there were three or five other people who knew about their relationship. It was impossible to hide it, and if it was exposed, it would only bring bad luck to themselves.
Rather than...
"Bai Qian, come out, let's talk..."
It seems that this guy finally agreed to break up. Bai Qian asked Qi Hao to go back first and she returned.
This time, Xia Yifan was standing in a position where the camera could capture him from a distance.
He just wanted to collect evidence, but Bai Qian pestered him. He was the fish that didn't want to enter the pond, but Bai Qian insisted on catching him. But he would rather die than obey.
"Bai Qian, as long as you promise me one thing, I will promise you that I will care about you and be a qualified boyfriend."
Xia Yifan's tone of alms.
"What a psychopath." Bai Qian turned and left. This person was seriously ill and she was afraid of being infected.
Maybe the pie was too big and made her dizzy. Xia Yifan changed his words: "Bai Qian, as long as you agree to one small condition of mine, I will also agree to one condition of yours."
"That's better, break up."
Bai Qian turned back again. She was as skilled as an old lady bargaining at the market. It's too expensive. I don't want it. A little cheaper. That's good enough.
Xia Yifan: “…”
Just pretend. It's just a trick of playing hard to get.
"Okay, I promise you." Xia Yifan doted on her. He looked like he understood, it was just a little flirtation. Grandpa will cooperate with you.
"What are your conditions?"
Xia Yifan pointed at the straight and smooth willow tree next to him and said, "Dance a pole dance for me. Just a few seductive moves will do."
"That's just a small request of mine." Xia Yifan softened his voice, "From now on I will fulfill your requests, and you can do whatever you want to me."
Bai Qian:?
His eyes glanced at the surveillance camera not far away.
Although I don’t know what Xia Yifan is up to, he is definitely not holding it in well.
"Okay, but I don't know how to do it. Why don't you teach me?"
"You're so stupid, but I like little stupid people." Xia Yifan was secretly happy when he saw that the fish had taken the bait. He took out his mobile phone and clicked on a pole dancing video.
"Just learn whatever you want. I like you no matter what you do."
Bai Qian looked at it carefully, as if she was willing to learn.
Xia Yifan rolled his eyes. No one can match my charm.
After a moment, Bai Qian looked confused and pitiful: "This is too professional, I don't know how to do it. Besides, this is a steel pipe and this is a tree, how can I jump like this?"
"Stupid! You can't even copy others? Others can just treat me like a pole and learn how to do it."
After letting the cat out of the bag, Xia Yifan quickly shut up. Fortunately, that idiot Bai Qian didn't even think of that.
Bai Qian cried, "You despise me for being stupid, but you just said you like stupid beauties."
Xia Yifan twitched his lips. When did he ever call Bai Qian a stupid beauty? How could she be worthy of such a name? He was really good at flattering himself.
"If it was so easy to copy someone else's ideas, I wouldn't be at the bottom of the class. Yifan, you're such a good student, you must be able to do it, why don't you show me how to do it."
"Okay, I'm convinced by you."
Xia Yifan thought about what Bai Qian said and felt it made sense.
"Watch carefully, I will teach you once. If you still can't learn it, we will break up!"
"Okay, okay." Bai Qian's eyes were starry.
Xia Yifan walked to the willow tree in the steps of jazz dance, bent down sharply, swung his hips, touched his chest and shook his hair...
Bai Qian’s eyes twitched.
She danced to her heart's content, raised her feet high and stepped forward, put her orchid finger on Bai Qian's shoulder, swayed like a willow in the wind, bent her waist and arched her chest, bit her lip, and threw a seductive look at Bai Qian with blurred eyes...
Bai Qian: “…”
Help! Is there a trash can? She felt like throwing up.
"Okay. Let's dance." Xia Yifan was still not satisfied. But after dancing too much, this fool couldn't remember it, which was a bummer.
Bai Qian spread her hands and said confidently, "No."
Xia Yifan: "Are you kidding me?"
"No? You said you can't learn to break up, so let's break up."
"Break up? Don't even think about it. You have to dance for me today, or even put on a show, or else, no way!"
"Okay."
"Then put on a show."
Bai Qian came to the willow tree and stood still. She bent down...
Xia Yifan glanced at the surveillance camera out of the corner of his eye and felt excited.
He can finally get rid of this dog-skin plaster and become single, and he and Weiwei can also get married soon.
However, the next second, Xia Yifan's eyes almost popped out of his sockets.
Bai Qian pulled up a weeping willow tree, and it rose from the ground with its roots and mud. It spun around twice with great force and performed a set of Shaolin stick techniques.
Xia Yifan opened his mouth into an O shape.
Bai Qian hummed and hawed, and performed another set of Five Tiger Sticks.
Xia Yifan was already pressing the Ren philtrum.
"Are you still not satisfied? hhhhhhhhh, then I will show you a set of 72 stick techniques that are not passed on."
Xia Yifan was already numb.
The willow tree in Bai Qian's hand danced like the Seven Swordsmen from Tianshan Mountain. It was so colorful and had all kinds of moves that Xia Yifan's eyes became red like mosquito coils.
On the other hand, Bai Qian's face wasn't red and she wasn't out of breath.
The smile doesn't reach the eyes.
Xia Yifan stepped back in horror and sat down on the ground.
This, this, this...is this a monster?
He thought this fat guy was good for nothing, but he didn't expect that he could kill three of them with one slap. No, he could kill 30 of them.
too horrible.
"Don't hide. Standing so far away, who am I dancing for?"
Bai Qian carried the tree forward.
"No, no need."
"How can that be? I don't even know how to pole dance. Can you teach me?"
"No need to jump, really no need to jump." Xia Yifan was about to cry.
Bai Qian9 smiled slightly, swept across, Duang.
Xia Yifan ran around like a headless fly, holding his head like a big black rat, and as luck would have it, he bumped into a tree trunk.
Xia Yifan felt stars popping up in front of his eyes.
"So many fireworks." Xia Yifan squinted his eyes, staggered and fell down, landing on his back.
Bai Qian was not in a hurry and planted the tree in the pit immediately.
He clapped his hands, calmly sat down next to Xia Yifan, and used a small wooden stick to pull his tongue back in.
He’s still the school hunk, that’s it?
With his crooked mouth and slanted eyes, he dared to say that he was the ugliest person in the world, and Ruhua would not dare to claim to be second.
After waiting for a while and still seeing that he still didn't wake up, Bai Tian rolled up his sleeves, raised his hand and slapped Xia Yifan in the face.
Snapped!
Xia Yifan's face tilted to the right and his tongue stuck out again.
It's never going to end, right? Bai Qian attacked from both sides, bang bang bang bang bang...
Xia Yifan woke up with a moan.
When I opened my eyes and saw Bai Qian, it was like seeing a ghost.
Splitting her toes and grabbing the ground, she said, "You... don't come over here."
"Okay? Are you satisfied?"
Xia Yifan nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
"Break up. Do you understand?" Xia Yifan was stunned for a moment. He was broken up? ?
It's such a shame and humiliation, he should definitely dump Bai Qian.
Not even for show.
But when he saw Bai Qian touching the tree with both hands again, he immediately stopped thinking and nodded heavily, nodding his head like pounding garlic.
A woman who gets too absorbed in the role might beat him into a rotten watermelon with one punch. Don't mess with her.
"Remember." Bai Qian patted Xia Yifan's cheek, "If you ever say I'm your girlfriend again, you'll end up like this tree!"
Click...
Bai Qian simply broke a branch as thick as an arm into two pieces.
Xia Yifan's eyes were bloodshot.
I screamed in my heart: Mom, save me. This world is too mysterious, he must not have woken up yet.
"Here!" Bai Qian raised her chin, "Hurry up and plant the little tree. What did the little tree do to offend anyone? Really."
Xia Yifan: “…”
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