I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Zhang Rui is only in her early twenties. I didn’t expect that she has become interested in second-hand items at such a young age. If she were to grow old, she would definitely be a pillar among the long queue of people waiting to get eggs.

Let’s not talk about whether this thing can be made into an anti-wolf spray. Now Lin Xiaoyu is really interested in the old man’s so-called detailed tutorial.

If that old man really knew how to make anti-wolf spray, why would he set up a stall at the morning market? Could he be a fish that escaped from the pyramid scheme den?

"Rui Rui, what was the detailed tutorial that the old man told you?"

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu was also interested in the anti-wolf spray, Zhang Rui's eyes tightened. She had originally planned to recommend this thing to her after trying it.

But since Lin Xiaoyu asked about it, it would be bad to refuse to let her watch it. So Zhang Rui responded softly and went to the kitchen again.

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Rui took out a small box from the cabinet above her head.

She quickly returned to the second bedroom, looked into Lin Xiaoyu's puzzled eyes, and said something in a low voice.

"Here! This is it."

With a glance, Zhang Rui immediately took it in front of her.

But unlike the cowardly behavior just now, Zhang Rui's actions this time could only be described as cautious.

She gently opened the box, unpacked the three layers of packaging, and found a small spray inside.

"This is the secret weapon that old man gave me. It's said to be a high-tech product with great lethality. Most people can't buy it. The old man said that we just need to blow the aphrodisiac powder into it with a straw, and then take out the air pump and pump it a few times. The old man also said that this thing can be used an unlimited number of times. If we encounter danger, we only need to spray a little bit in front of the bad guy's nostrils. I guarantee that the bad guy will lose consciousness as soon as he smells a little bit, and then we can take the opportunity to escape."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

Seeing Zhang Rui's mysterious words, Lin Xiaoyu couldn't help but frown slightly. There are many sellers advertising anti-wolf spray online, but I've never seen anyone do it so exaggeratedly as if it were protecting cultural relics. If you don't know, you might think there is a bomb in the box.

After hesitating for a moment, she looked at the so-called high-tech product in Zhang Rui's hand with some disbelief.

I never thought that a high-tech product carefully wrapped in layer upon layer could be so simple.

It has great destructive power and most people cannot buy it. If it really is something with such great destructive power, it would have been decades since the old man's seventh day of mourning.

It seems unclear whether this bottle of stuff is high-tech or not. Anyway, judging from the patina, it should have been unearthed some years ago. If you just look at it from a distance, I guess people would believe that it is the sunscreen used by Qin Shihuang.

After taking a quick look, Lin Xiaoyu gently picked up the so-called high-tech product, and her tone when she spoke again could be described as shocked.

"Rui Rui, you just spent money to buy this... high-tech thing?"

Zhang Rui nodded, responded repeatedly and reminded her to be careful.

"That's right. Originally the old man was going to sell it for fifteen hundred yuan, but later he said he saw that I was getting along well with him, so he sold it to me for five hundred yuan. By the way, Xiaoyu, be careful not to drop it, this thing is very powerful."

The old man who sold it said that if you press the button, the contents will spray out.

It’s not that she felt sorry for Lin Xiaoyu using it, but this thing had a strong aftereffect and Zhang Rui was worried that both of them would be bewitched like the man lying on the ground.

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

This is the first time in my life that I've heard of someone breaking his bones while selling something.

She bought something worth 1,500 yuan for only 500 yuan, which was a half-price discount. This kind of discount can be called a tearful sale. If this thing was real, Lin Xiaoyu would even change her last name.

They seemed to be getting along well. I guess the old man finally caught a silly girl and wanted to extort some money from her to buy medicine.

Seeing that she still had a smug look on her face as if she had gotten the upper hand, Lin Xiaoyu frowned slightly, and while Zhang Rui wasn't paying attention, she secretly scratched a few marks on the bottle with her fingernails.

When Lin Xiaoyu found out that it was just gel water sprayed with paint, she was completely stunned.

What are you doing?

Gel water is a product of an unknown era. How could Zhang Rui not see that it is such a fake thing with so many loopholes?

Or maybe this girl has some unspeakable secret in her mind and is acting for her on purpose?

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu couldn't help but become curious about the opened bag of medicine powder in her hand.

"Xiaoyu, are you okay? I'm timid, so don't scare me. If you feel uncomfortable, go to the hospital for a check-up."

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu was breathing heavily and saying nothing, Zhang Rui asked tentatively.

As everyone knows,

The reason why Lin Xiaoyu didn't speak was not because she was irritated by the powder, but because she was angry at her childish behavior.

"It's okay."

After giving a perfunctory response, Lin Xiaoyu quickly picked up the powder package and took a closer look.

Just as she thought, a line of small words could be vaguely seen at the bottom of the packaging bag.

[Production date: January 1890, 1]

【Shelf life: six months】

Maybe it's because it has been left there for too long. If you don't look carefully, you can't see anything clearly.

Looking at the somewhat glaring words above, Lin Xiaoyu didn't know what to say.

I thought it was miserable enough that Su Yichen took the aphrodisiac powder for livestock, but I didn't expect it was something that was over a hundred years expired.

I rely on,

Is this also considered indirect time travel?

But before Lin Xiaoyu could recover from the shock of the expired medicine, another line of faint small words suddenly came into her sight.

【This product can be used for livestock with infertility and estrus caused by various reasons. This product has the functions of aphrodisiac and pregnancy promotion, warming the uterus and nourishing the kidneys. It can stimulate the recovery of the endometrium of female livestock, accelerate ovarian development, promote the secretion of follicle hormone, prompt female livestock to estrus in time, increase the number of ovulations, improve the pregnancy rate and birth rate, and can also enhance the sexual function and sperm vitality of breeding male livestock, shorten the breeding interval, and significantly improve the breeding quality. It has obvious effects on female livestock with estrus cycle disorders, prolonged estrus or long-term estrus and unclear estrus, repeated infertility, and small birth volume. 】

[Usage and Dosage: 100 ml each time for sows, and the dosage can be appropriately increased for cows and dams. It can be mixed in the feed three times a day, or it can be taken alone by livestock. Remember to drink a small amount of water, otherwise it will affect the efficacy of the drug. ]

Lin Xiaoyu: “.............”

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