I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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What was unexpected was that Su Haoxuan, who was still immersed in a beautiful dream the previous second, was suddenly awakened by a basin of ice-cold water.

He jumped up from the bed as if he had received an electric shock, looked around with an unhappy face, and muttered:

"Get out of here, you nasty women, how can you have so much water? You almost drowned me!"

Su Yichen: “................”

Su Yichen, who was frightened by this sudden action, wanted to teach him a lesson, but when he looked at the man in front of him with a lustful face, his eyes couldn't help but tighten.

As the leader of the Su family, he has been busy with his career in recent years. He thought that Su Haoxuan was just playful by nature, but now he is a little suspicious about what this kid is doing outside.

Thinking about this,

There was an unspoken cruelty in Su Yichen's cold expression. He was afraid that it was time to investigate Su Haoxuan's character. If this kid really did something out of line, there was no reason for him, as the eldest brother, not to teach him a lesson.

At this moment, Su Haoxuan seemed to be completely unaware of where he was. Although he was in an extremely excited state, he was still talking nonsense.

But when his eyes slowly moved to Su Yichen's face, Su Haoxuan finally came back to his senses.

Looking closely at everything in front of him, Su Haoxuan suddenly felt as if something had hit his brain hard.

"Brother, when did you wake up?"

Su Yichen: “.............”

Looking at his timid appearance and recalling Su Haoxuan's arrogance just now, Su Yichen said in a cold voice.

"It's a good dream, keep going."

While talking,

Su Yichen also gestured to him to lie back on the sofa.

As everyone knows,

At this moment, Su Haoxuan had no intention of sleeping. He quickly recalled what he had dreamed about and whether he had done anything excessive to irritate the ruthless brother in front of him.

When he vaguely dreamed of having sex with several female classmates in a KTV...

Bah bah bah! ! !

As if he thought of something that could not be expressed clearly, Su Haoxuan's face turned visibly pale, and when he spoke again, there was a hint of shyness and timidity in his tone.

"Brother, I just had a terrible nightmare. Did I curse you in my sleep? If so, I apologize first and promise that it will never happen again next time."

Not to mention,

She was shy when she saw Su Haoxuan for the first time. Although Su Yichen was already furious, he still responded with a sneer.

"You don't have the guts to scold me, but I seem to have heard something inappropriate for children in your words just now. In order to confirm whether my thoughts are correct, I decided to discuss your words with grandma."

Seeing that his elder brother was going to look for grandma, Su Haoxuan was so scared that he almost peed his pants.

Damn it, he just had a wet dream, was it necessary to make it known to everyone?

If this word gets to my grandmother's ears, I'm afraid it will have the same impact as if it were published in a newspaper.

So, for the sake of his dignity as a man, Su Haoxuan hurriedly said something in a low voice.

"Brother...Brother, we are both men and we all have some little secrets. So, as long as you don't tell anyone about this, I will agree with what you said last night. How about this, is this a good deal?"

Su Yichen originally wanted to take this opportunity to humiliate him, but when he heard that Su Haoxuan agreed with his idea, he immediately changed his mind.

After all, the most difficult thing now is to deal with Lin Xiaoyu, and since I have already lied to grandma about this matter, I can't let outsiders know about it to avoid leaks.

There is no doubt that under such extreme conditions, Su Haoxuan is undoubtedly the most suitable candidate.

"Well, as long as you can help me deal with Lin Xiaoyu within three days, I will pretend that nothing happened. I will also ask grandma to let you move back to the old house. How about this benefit? It's not bad, right?"

Su Haoxuan, who is now homeless, was very excited to hear that he could return to his old house, but he never expected that this boy not only did not have the slightest joy on his face, but instead had a bit more sadness.

Or it would be more appropriate to say that it expresses a bit more sadness about the eldest brother's situation.

"Forget it. You and I are both grandchildren who were driven out by grandma. The best outcome is that you don't drag me down and eat melons. You are still thinking about returning to the old house. If there is such a benefit, you should fight for it for yourself."

"cut!!!"

Su Yichen: “.............”

It was not difficult to hear from his slightly sarcastic tone that Su Haoxuan was very disdainful of his elder brother's so-called welfare.

As everyone knows,

Su Haoxuan couldn't help but sneer at his ignorant look.

After looking at the boy coldly for a few times, Su Yichen calmly said something that was enough to make him extremely ashamed.

"It seems that we are both grandchildren kicked out by our grandmothers, but you and I are totally not on the same level."

Su Haoxuan: “..............”

Hearing his elder brother slandering him, Su Haoxuan immediately refuted back.

"How can we not be on the same level? We are brothers from the same father and mother. Do you suspect that I am a kept woman? And to tell you the truth, I was scolded today because of you. If you dare to do anything excessive in the future, can you please not involve me?"

Perhaps he felt too aggrieved for being kicked out of the house by his grandmother for no reason, Su Haoxuan couldn't help but tell his elder brother everything he was thinking when he saw his elder brother like this.

I thought my elder brother would say some words of comfort when he heard it, but I didn't expect that Su Yichen would mock him coldly when he saw his disappointing look.

"Alright, alright, the fact that you're involved with me shows that you're still useful. Don't you want to know the difference between us? I'll tell you today. The biggest difference between us, besides the fact that I'm more capable than you, is that I have a wife while you're still a bachelor."

"Don't think that grandma kicked me out temporarily, but that was to create a chance for your sister-in-law and I to have a baby alone. You were kicked out just to be an eyesore. Listen to me, if you really can't be liked by girls in this life, just consider becoming a monk. After all, there are many joys in a temple with green lamps and ancient temples, and each monk has his own home."

Su Haoxuan: “.............”

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