I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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There was a hint of coldness in his eyes, and Su Yichen said in a cold voice.

"Let me tell you, if you get things done, your pocket money will be increased to two million, and you can choose any villa in Beijing, but if you mess up, the punishment will be doubled."

Su Haoxuan: “.............”

After looking into his elder brother's extremely excited eyes, Su Haoxuan said without even thinking:

"Brother, I feel that it is not enough to just ask you to rescue my sister-in-law. So, I will let the bodyguards take guns, the kind that can shoot crossbow arrows. When the time comes, I will apply some ointment on the arrows and secretly shoot a few times in certain parts of your body when you are not paying attention.

My sister-in-law is so soft-hearted. I believe that if you get hurt while saving him, she will be very distressed. Then we can move on to the third part of the whole thing, which is the climax of the whole plan......................."

Su Yichen: “….”

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After hearing this, Su Yichen's face, which had been smiling a second ago, suddenly became stiff.

Using crossbows and ointments, this is not helping him to play the hero and save the beauty. I guess if he really follows Su Haoxuan's method, even if he doesn't die, he will be disabled for life.

For a moment, Su Yichen even began to suspect whether this boy was planning something bad.

But in order to hear what else could come out of his dog's mouth, Su Yichen suppressed his anger and asked in a cold voice.

"What do you mean by climax?

I was poisoned and dying, did your sister-in-law feel guilty and watch me go to the crematorium? "

Su Haoxuan: “............”

Seeing that his elder brother spoke to him so harshly, Su Haoxuan couldn't help but be shocked, but in order to avoid being misunderstood by his elder brother, he cleared his throat vigorously and spoke slowly.

"Brother, you are joking. How could you end up in the crematorium when we agreed to let you play the hero and save the damsel in distress? Besides, I was just going to have the bodyguard put some anesthetic on the arrow. There is no way your life would be in danger. You are the pillar of our Su family, how could you possibly have an accident?"

"In addition, I will arrange for medical staff to be prepared near the accident in advance, and ensure that as long as you are just shot by an arrow, there will be a doctor to take you for treatment. As for my sister-in-law, I will tell the medical staff on the water truck to make sure that she is worried about you and grateful to you. If all of this is done, you can make a baby at will in the special ward of the hospital."

He thought Su Yichen would agree to his plan after he said that, but when he heard that this guy actually planned to let him have a baby in the intensive care unit of the hospital, Su Yichen was stunned.

Oh shit,

According to Su Haoxuan, not to mention having a baby, being able to stand up again is a fatal problem.

Su Yichen looked at the man who was feeling proud with cold eyes for a few times, and when he spoke again, his tone was completely different from before.

"Su Haoxuan, what did you eat this morning?"

Su Haoxuan was stunned by the sudden concern. He scratched his head subconsciously and said with a confused look on his face:

“What to eat?

Brother, we were both here last night. I didn't eat anything like you, but if you are hungry, I can ask the secretary to bring some breakfast, sandwiches and milk. If it's okay, I'll call now."

While talking,

As if worried that his elder brother would scold him for being hungry, Su Haoxuan quickly stood up and wanted to make a call using the internal line.

However, to his surprise, just as Su Haoxuan picked up the phone and before he dialed the number, Su Yichen directly raised his hand and hung up.

Staring fiercely at the fool in front of him with eyes full of anger, Su Yichen almost gritted his teeth as he spoke the next words.

"Forget it, there's no need for breakfast. While everyone is going to the toilet this morning, go find a pit and eat some shit to replenish your brain."

Su Haoxuan: “...............”

After hearing this, Su Haoxuan was stunned. For some reason, when he tried to imagine the scene his elder brother described in his mind, Su Haoxuan couldn't help feeling nauseous.

After a brief moment of contemplation, I believe that anyone with an IQ above 6 can see that the eldest brother must be angry at this moment, and it is because of what he just said.

"Brother, I... I don't eat that stuff. If there's nothing else, I'll go and do my work. As for how to help you and sister-in-law, it's up to you. I'm not very smart, so just tell me when you figure out what to do."

As the saying goes, "To be with the king is like being with a tiger", but staying in front of his big brother is not as safe as being with a tiger with different human nature.

In order not to anger this moody guy, Su Haoxuan gave a brief perfunctory remark and prepared to leave.

As everyone knows,

Before he could make any movement, Su Yichen immediately stopped him angrily.

"Stop, where are you going to escape to before things are done?"

Su Haoxuan: “............”

I really don’t know how many bad things I did in my previous life that I could be a brother with someone like Su Yichen in this life.

Seeing that he was not allowed to leave and was angry, Su Haoxuan had no choice but to ask helplessly.

"Brother, I don't want to escape, I just have no other choice. How about this, you come up with an idea now. As long as it can help you and sister-in-law improve your relationship, I'm willing to be your dog."

Perhaps he was really exhausted by the torture from his elder brother, it was really surprising that Su Haoxuan could say such words.

Let alone being a dog. Now if he can really promote the relationship between his elder brother and his wife, I believe Su Yichen would like to sprinkle a lot of dog food on him.

Seeing that he was not very smart but still loyal, Su Yichen knew that this guy had probably run out of ideas.

But grandma's order was like a mountain pressing down on him, making it hard for him to breathe. Even if Su Haoxuan had no other choice, he had to come up with a good idea quickly.

Otherwise, if the time was delayed for too long, the consequences would be disastrous if grandma knew the truth, so Su Yichen calmed himself down a little and spoke in a cold voice.

"Okay, let's do as you said and save the damsel in distress. However, the details need to be modified, and the last two items are no longer necessary. In short, you must follow my instructions. Within 48 hours, your sister-in-law and I will cultivate your nephew's cells on a mountaintop in the suburbs."

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