I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Su Yichen slowly came in front of him, stared at Su Haoxuan's eyes with angry eyebrows and said coldly:

"I'll wait for you in the car. Wash your face, brush your teeth, and go to the bathroom within five minutes. If you're one second late, I'll let you rest in the morgue tonight."

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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five minutes?

I'm afraid the shit won't even reach the large intestine in five minutes. They both have the last name Su, so why is it that he always does what he says?

If I had known that it would be so difficult to help my brother to please his wife, I would have rather died in Country B.

"Brother, I......"

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Su Haoxuan was still trying to find some excuses for what he had just said, but Su Yichen just turned around and walked away without even paying any attention to him.

Watching his elder brother's ruthless and hateful back disappearing in front of him, Su Haoxuan had no choice but to put on a coat and follow closely behind him.

"Brother, grandma asked you to propose to sister-in-law. Have you prepared all the plans?"

Perhaps because he was worried that he would be bullied later, Su Haoxuan walked quickly beside him and deliberately tried to find some topics to talk about.

I wanted to try to ease the awkwardness between the two brothers, but unexpectedly Su Yichen said something with some disgust.

"It's just a marriage proposal, not a project bid."

"Then... where should we choose the proposal location? How many flowers should we prepare? Also, should we decorate it with some colorful lights and candles? I also have some friends in the neighboring city. Should we invite them over to help out?"

As everyone knows,

At this moment, Su Yichen's mind was full of Lin Xiaoyu and the figure of Song Zihao. Listening to the nagging voice like a woman beside his ear,

Having already lost his patience, he replied unhappily:

"I'm going to propose marriage, not to visit graves. What's the point of getting those things? As for finding people to cheer me up, that's out of the question. Why would so many people go there to fight?"

"Today, we will go alone. Everything must be kept simple. Once we win the heart of your sister-in-law, we will return to Beijing immediately."

Su Yichen didn't mean to propose marriage at all. He was obviously worried that others would see him being servile and giving in to a woman.

You have to know that in the heart of this arrogant president, nothing can compare to his own face.

Although it is a proposal, in order not to damage his future status in the eyes of others, in addition to trying to find a place with fewer people, it must be done quickly.

It would be best if he could say one sentence to make Lin Xiaoyu change her mind, and then return to his home in Beijing as quickly as possible. As for how to win the heart of this woman later, Su Yichen has already made sufficient preparations in his mind.

However, when he heard his elder brother ask to keep everything simple, Su Haoxuan, who was trying to catch up with his elder brother in the previous second, suddenly stopped.

Realizing that something seemed to be missing beside him, Su Yichen stopped, looked back and angrily blamed.

"There's a lot of shit and piss on this lazy donkey. I told you to go to the hotel and take care of it but you didn't listen. Turn left and there's a public restroom a hundred meters away. Go and come back quickly."

Su Haoxuan: “...............”

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After giving him a glare of disdain, Su Yichen turned around and continued walking towards the parking lot.

But when Su Haoxuan reacted, he was a little confused. It was okay that his elder brother proposed to him without preparing a plan?

No flowers yet but still a surprise?

I rely on! ! !

Did he really think that proposing marriage was just a matter of going to the market to buy vegetables and giving money there?

Perhaps he had already thought of the scene where his elder brother’s proposal failed, Su Haoxuan came to his senses and hurriedly chased after her.

At this time, Su Yichen was already sitting in the driver's seat. He looked at Su Haoxuan, whose face turned red from holding his poop, leaning on the window with disgust.

"Brother, I.............."

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"Okay, I know this is an emergency, so you better save your breath and run to the toilet."

Before Su Haoxuan could speak, Su Yichen, who thought he already knew what he wanted to do, immediately stopped him.

Then Su Yichen took out a pack of tissues from the passenger drawer, worried that if he was a second late, the kid would dirty his car again.

Su Yichen looked at him with disgust in his eyes.

Su Haoxuan: “............”

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Seeing that his elder brother had completely misunderstood what he meant, Su Haoxuan didn't think twice and just walked around the front of the car and sat in the passenger seat.

As everyone knows,

When Su Yichen saw the boy sitting next to him with a red face, his eyes widened.

"This car just had maintenance done, don't you think you should go down first?"

The two brothers looked at each other for a moment, and Su Haoxuan explained helplessly:

"Brother, you misunderstood. I didn't mean to go to the bathroom. It's just that it's a bit too hasty for you to propose to your sister-in-law without any preparation. Otherwise...or should I buy you a bunch of roses? How about 999?"

Su Yichen: “……….”

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He is a CEO worth hundreds of billions. It is ridiculous for him to go to meet a woman with such a bunch of roses.

Besides, even if Lin Xiaoyu was willing to accept it, Su Yichen would definitely not be able to give it away.

"Forget it. People who truly love each other don't need those worldly things. People who don't truly love each other don't deserve those things. Your sister-in-law and I have a one-month relationship foundation. We can just act according to circumstances."

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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I really don’t know where big brother gets his confidence from. Doesn’t big brother know anything about sister-in-law’s attitude towards him now?

"Brother, let me see..."

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Su Haoxuan wanted to persuade him again. After all, before returning home, his grandmother had repeatedly told him to help his elder brother coax his sister-in-law.

But when he saw that defiant face, he swallowed back what he wanted to say.

As the saying goes, good words can hardly persuade a damned person. Since the eldest brother has endured it and can get something for nothing, he might as well give it a try.

Anyway, she is not the one marrying Lin Xiaoyu, so she deserves to be scolded.

Thinking of this,

Su Haoxuan smiled helplessly, then took out his cell phone and secretly reported the situation to his sister-in-law while his elder brother was driving.

“01 01 The weasel has left the cave and will arrive at the resort in about an hour. Please stay safe!!!”

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