I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Lin Xiaoyu was speechless after listening to the so-called legend full of loopholes. However, she didn't care whether the legend was true or not. The most important thing was that she wanted Su Yichen to join in the fun.

"How far is Phoenix Mountain from here? How many people go to the top of the mountain to seek marriage?"

Song Zihao smiled slightly, perhaps he was certain of what he was thinking and looked very proud.

"Of course, there are many people who go there every day to seek marriage. It takes about half an hour to drive from here to Phoenix Mountain. The journey is not too far, but the mountain roads are all rugged. If Sister Xiaoyu wants to go, I will drive right away."

Lin Xiaoyu thought about it for a moment. If what Su Haoxuan said was true, the weasel should be here in a few minutes. Calculating the time, it should still be in time to disrupt that guy's plan.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu smiled sweetly.

"Then please trouble Zihao to take me to have a look. I just happen to want to join in the fun."

Seeing that the senior schoolmate he had been thinking about actually took the initiative to ask to go to Phoenix Mountain to seek marriage, Song Zihao's heart was so happy that he was about to burst into tears.

As if worried that Lin Xiaoyu would suddenly change her mind after a long time, Song Zihao replied very attentively and then trotted straight to the parking lot.

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at the same time,

At this moment, the proposal duo was also rushing towards the resort. They accidentally saw Su Haoxuan sitting in the passenger seat and secretly playing with his phone.

Su Yichen, who was already in a bad mood, asked angrily.

"No wonder you have erotic dreams at night. Watching less videos like that is good for your health."

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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Thinking that his eldest brother had discovered him secretly informing his sister-in-law, Su Haoxuan hurriedly put away his phone and hurriedly explained.

"Oh, nothing. The war abroad has been quite serious recently. I heard that many beautiful women have been forced to go to the battlefield."

After hearing this, Su Yichen glanced at him viciously.

Just now, I just saw this kid staring at the screen in a sneaky and obscene way. Su Yichen said casually out of his feeling,

But he never expected that he would guess the answer correctly based on a joke he made.

No wonder the Su family has bad feng shui. After all this time, all the good fortune was taken away by this kid.

Perhaps he thought of something infuriating. Seeing him sitting there and still grinning foolishly, Su Yichen sternly rebuked him:

"Delete it yourself or do you want me to delete it for you?"

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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"Brother, delete... what are you deleting? I'm not chatting with anyone."

Obviously,

It was not difficult to see from Su Haoxuan's panicked expression that he seemed a little at a loss about his eldest brother's sudden questioning.

Could it be that the act of tipping off my sister-in-law was discovered?

Or was he betrayed by that little girl Zhang Rui?

After all, there were only three of them who knew about this. He would not tell his eldest brother about this unless he wanted to die. It was obviously impossible for his sister-in-law to do so either. The only person who could be bribed was the girl named Zhang Rui.

Just when Su Haoxuan was pondering over which link had gone wrong, Su Yichen's angry rebuke instantly sobered him up.

"If you have an idea, go find a girlfriend openly. You don't want to live by just cuddling your phone every day, do you?"

Su Haoxuan: “............”

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What a disaster!

It seems that this matter is getting more and more troublesome. He just secretly found the information to his sister-in-law. Besides, his sister-in-law asked him to report it every hour.

Although he didn't know where his elder brother got the news, it seemed that he had been identified by the ruthless eldest son of the Su family as having a perverted mentality.

Brother-in-law and sister-in-law...

Bah, bah, bah. If this fabricated thing gets out, even if my eldest brother doesn't care, grandma will skin him alive.

"Brother... I actually started doing this yesterday. I swear on my character that I have never done anything secretly before, and I did all these things entirely for your sake."

It was not difficult to tell from Su Yichen's stunned expression that he obviously disagreed with Su Haoxuan's disgusting statement.

Watching pornographic movies is for his own good?

What? Is he the male lead in the movie? Besides, even if he is the male lead, he doesn’t need the few cents of traffic contributed by this guy.

"You secretly watched the pornographic movie because you were thinking about me. Then can you tell me how the AI ​​face-changing was done for my sake?"

Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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As the eldest brother's gloomy voice resounded in the cab, Su Haoxuan felt as if his head was hit by something.

I thought my elder brother had discovered that he had informed his sister-in-law, but after a while it turned out that he had mistakenly thought they were watching a Japanese porn movie.

Fortunately, I was able to maintain a relatively stable mentality just now, otherwise, if the truth was revealed, I wouldn’t even have the chance to regret it.

Secretly rejoicing in his heart, Su Haoxuan hurriedly explained with a smile:

"Brother, I was wrong...Is it okay if I was wrong? To be honest, I was just watching a porn movie, and the heroine in it was very beautiful, like a national goddess."

Su Yichen was speechless.

I never thought that the Su family has been business elites for generations, but an idiot appeared in their generation.

All he does all day is watch Animal World on his phone and he can’t even get a girlfriend.

Poor.....It is really pitiful.....

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"Okay, let your island goddess absorb nutrients from other men's heads. We are almost at the resort. Try to find out where Lin Xiaoyu is. I need to be back in Beijing before 1pm."

Su Haoxuan: “..............”

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Since my sister-in-law just told him that she was going to a place called Phoenix Mountain for fun, and my brother also threatened to return to Beijing before three o'clock in the afternoon, isn't this just wishful thinking?

Subconsciously looking at the current time, Su Haoxuan did not dare to directly discourage his elder brother's enthusiasm for proposing marriage, so he asked tactfully.

"Brother, it's already past ten o'clock. Are you sure you can get back to Beijing before three o'clock in the afternoon?"

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