I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

Su Yichen thought she would make some excuses, but he didn't expect her to admit it so frankly. For a moment, anger arose in his heart.

"It's inconvenient. I want to see how it's inconvenient."

Su Yichen said something vicious and was about to kick the door. Seeing his angry look, Lin Xiaoyu and Zhang Rui were worried that Chou Bao would be frightened and almost stepped forward to stop him at the same time.

Unexpectedly, when Su Yichen saw this scene, he saw two women protecting their sex partner and resisting him.

In an instant, shame and resentment made this usually elegant president lose his mind.

"Go away."

After he shouted angrily, he grabbed the two women by the collars and pushed them aside. Zhang Rui took a few steps back and sat on the sofa, while Lin Xiaoyu was even worse off. Not only did her butt make a hard contact with the ground, but she also sprained her ankle.

Without any obstacles, Su Yichen clenched his fists and kicked the door open. However, just as he was about to fight to the death with the strong "little baby", he was suddenly stunned by the scene in front of him.

Because the sound of kicking the door was so loud, the stinky baby who was happily eating his feet was startled. It seemed that he accidentally inhaled too much air while crying. The little guy couldn't help but let out a very loud fart.

Immediately afterwards, a pale yellow semi-solidified unknown object rose into the air along the stinky baby's little butt. Since Su Yichen happened to be standing opposite him, this arrogant president not only witnessed the whole process with his own eyes, but also had the honor of enduring a surprise that he shouldn't have endured.

Looking at the sticky stuff on his pants, Su Yichen was stunned.

At the same time, Zhang Rui also followed in. Seeing that Choubao was crying so hard, she hurriedly hugged her daughter in her arms and comforted her.

Lin Xiaoyu limped closely behind him, and when she saw Su Yichen's expression at the moment, she couldn't help but laugh.

"Mr. Su, who won between you and the little darling?"

For a moment, Su Yichen was speechless, but Zhang Rui couldn't help but make sarcastic remarks.

"Xiao Yu, do you even need to ask? Your Mr. Su won the Kenning competition. Didn't you see that he scared our daughter so much that she pooped? But we can't say that he won entirely. After all, our daughter's aiming skills are still pretty good."

After taking a look, she found that Choubao's poop didn't fall anywhere except on Su Yichen's pants, and Lin Xiaoyu also echoed it playfully.

"If you ask me, our Choubao should win this time. Luckily this is poop. If Choubao had kicked it, Mr. Su's life would have been ruined."

Seeing the two people mocking him in unison, Su Yichen felt so embarrassed. If he had known that this was such a "little darling", how could he have been so anxious?

"me....."

He hesitated for a long time without uttering a complete sentence. Lin Xiaoyu smiled and added a sentence in a playful tone.

"What do you mean, Mr. Su suddenly broke into my best friend's house in the middle of the night, not only did he touch the girl, but he also scared the child. Are you trying to say that all this was not intentional?"

Su Yichen: “….”

Now it seems that everything that happened today was a trap set for him by the woman in front of him. There were obviously only two girls in the house, but she lied to him about her "little baby".

She went to such great lengths just because he produced proof of pre-marital property. It seemed that he had really underestimated this woman's means.

"I'm sorry. I admit it's my fault, but if you hadn't kept emphasizing 'little darling', how could I have suddenly barged in?"

Seeing that he was still quibbling, Lin Xiaoyu looked at Choubao beside him and continued to ask.

"Isn't it right for me to say little darling? Then what does Mr. Su call an eight-month-old child? Auntie?"

As expected, Su Yichen was at a disadvantage again. Seeing her good sister's face turn red for forcing her husband to do something stupid, Zhang Rui quickly stepped out to persuade her.

"Forget it, Xiaoyu, I think you two should sit down and have a good chat. Isn't your brother-in-law worried about you late at night?"

Lin Xiaoyu raised her eyes and glanced at the man in front of her, and when she spoke again, her tone was full of gunpowder.

"Worried about me? I'm afraid that you, as his brother-in-law, are worried that I'm cheating on him and are here to catch him in adultery. But Mr. Su is really capable. Just by saying Ruirui, he was able to find this place. It seems that the fact that I was received by those masters in the legal profession before was also related to you?"

Seeing his thoughts being exposed, Su Yichen was stunned. He didn't expect Lin Xiaoyu to be so powerful, and he didn't expect that a little girl could be so scheming. Just based on what happened today, he could associate it with those old scholars. It seems that her grandmother's concealment of her identity has been discovered by her.

No wonder she refused to sign the prenuptial property certificate. I'm afraid this little girl doesn't have such a big appetite to swallow up the big cake of the Su family.

"I came here to catch you cheating, so what? My newlywed wife didn't come home at night and her phone was turned off. As a husband, shouldn't I know where you went? Besides, I don't know this girl. You kept calling her a little darling, so how could I know she was a child? She pooped all over my pants. If I had known this would be the result, I wouldn't have come even if I had been asked to."

"Okay, Xiaoyu, my brother-in-law has already admitted it, so I think we should just forget it. You two just got married, so don't make things unhappy because of us, mother and daughter."

Lin Xiaoyu still looked at the man in front of her relentlessly. Even though Su Yichen admitted that he was wrong, Lin Xiaoyu just couldn't stand his rebellious look.

We all have two legs and one head, so why should he be superior to others?

"Su Yichen, since Ruirui is begging for you, I think today's matter will end here. However, since you scared Choubao so much, you must accept the punishment."

Upon hearing that there was a punishment, Su Yichen looked at her coldly.

"Punishment is fine, but it can't be excessive."

Lin Xiaoyu looked at the basin of urine under the bed that had not yet been washed, and a smug smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"Don't worry, I won't go too far. Since you scared Choubao so much that he pooped, I'll punish you by making you wash his urine ring."

"What do you want me to wash that?"

Hearing that Lin Xiaoyu actually asked him to wash the things that the child put under his buttocks, Su Yichen's face was filled with anger. Seeing that he was reluctant, Lin Xiaoyu continued to add:

"It's not certain whether the child can sleep at night if he is scared by you. What's wrong with cleaning the urinal for the stinky baby? Otherwise, you can stay here tonight. If the stinky baby cries, you will be responsible for comforting him."

Su Yichen: “….”

He was still coaxing a child. Su Yichen had never done those things all his life, and even if the king of heaven came, it would be useless. He was dragged down and had no place to complain.

"I'm sorry, I can't accept this punishment. Now find me a new pair of pants. I want to go home."

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