I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Su Erniu blinked her beautiful eyes hard, and her mind went blank.

No wonder her sister-in-law told her last night that Song Zihao was insidious and cunning. Now it seems that this bastard is really no joke.

Although no one in the outside world knew that Lin Xiaoyu had become her sister-in-law, she couldn't take back what she had just said.

Besides, if what I just said doesn’t count, then all my efforts would be in vain.

After quickly analyzing the current situation in her mind, Su Erniu finally came up with an idea and gave a fairly acceptable answer.

"Of course... the outside world doesn't know about their relationship, but that's why they ended up getting divorced so quickly."

"As your emotional mentor, I think it's necessary to remind you. If you just want to have fun, I advise you to give up this idea as soon as possible. I don't need me to tell you what kind of person my sister-in-law is. If you want to be with her for a long time, you must find everyone you know."

Song Zihao: “.............”

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Song Zihao stared angrily for a moment, his expression a little conflicted, but in the end he reluctantly agreed in order to win the beauty as soon as possible.

"Okay, I'll think about it. I'll propose to you on the cruise ship in three days. I hope you can keep your word."

Seeing that the matter had been successful, Su Erniu answered very readily.

"Don't worry, I will not only keep my word but will also help you to show off in front of your sister-in-law."

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Since Song Zihao promised to propose to Lin Xiaoyu on the cruise ship three days later, he left after asking a few simple questions, making an excuse that he had something to do.

Seeing that greasy and disgusting figure finally disappear from her sight, Su Erniu finally felt relieved.

However, when she thought of the disgusting words Song Zihao had just used to tease her, she couldn't help but mutter to herself.

"If you dare to take advantage of me, you bastard, I will choke you to death one day."

After complaining angrily, Su Erniu immediately picked up her phone and sent a text message to her sister-in-law.

The content is also very concise, with only ten words.

[Mission accomplished, prey taken, oh yeah!!!]

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Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaoyu replied immediately after I sent the message.

"Got it. Do you have any plans for today? If not, come with me to the mountains."

I have always heard that praying for marriage on Phoenix Mountain is very effective, but I have never had the chance to come here.

Since my sister-in-law wanted to go to the mountains to play, Su Erniu replied without even thinking:

"My plan is to talk to my sister-in-law, chat with her, go shopping with her, and wait for me in the room to meet in ten minutes."

Lin Xiaoyu: “............”

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Seeing that this girl still has the heart to make a joke, it seems that things should be handled well.

Then Lin Xiaoyu replied in the same tone.

"The service is thoughtful and the business is proficient. I will come to you next time if I need something."

Seeing that her sister-in-law was so humorous, Su Erniu couldn't help but curl up her lips with a hint of pride.

But just as she was about to get up and leave, her vision suddenly went dark and that extremely gloomy face appeared in her sight like a wall.

"Brother... why are you here?"

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"You...when did you come here? Why was there no sound?"

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Seeing Su Yichen sitting in Song Zihao's seat with a gloomy face, Su Erniu suddenly had an ominous feeling in her heart for some reason.

Su Erniu carefully glanced at her eldest brother's fierce eyes. Knowing that she had done something wrong, she had only one thought in her mind.

escape........

.........Escape to the farthest place...........

If she could, she would even change her last name.

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But often ideas are always so full, but the reality is so skinny that there is not even a trace of extra flesh.

Just as she carefully stood up again and wanted to stretch her body, Su Yichen's sudden cold rebuke scared her so much that she almost wet her pants.

"sit down"

"I never thought you would tell people's fortunes after just a few minutes of not seeing you. And you're such a crappy mentor."

Seeing that the girl lowered her head and had no reaction at all, Su Yichen, who was angry, made sarcastic remarks again.

"Su Erniu, I never realized that at your young age you would choose a girl from vegetables as your boyfriend, and you would even be a crappy mentor to others. Did I underestimate your emotional experience, or did I underestimate that vegetables also have vitality?"

"Tell me, which of these vegetables do you like, peppers, eggplants, cucumbers? If you are not satisfied with your relationship mentor, I can buy you some lotus roots."

Su Erniu: “...............”

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It's over, it's over, it's over!

If I'm not mistaken, brother must have heard something. What should I do? Is it too late to run away now?

Perhaps he could see what the girl was thinking, Su Yichen frowned, stared at the face that was gradually turning cold, and shouted angrily.

"If you want to escape, I can give you a chance, but if your second brother can't catch you within ten minutes, I will kill him."

Su Erniu: “..............”

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I raised my eyes cautiously and glanced towards the door.

When Su Erniu saw her second brother Su Haoxuan standing at the door with a serious face and staring at her like a dog, her heart was broken.

Now that things have come to this, it seems that my eldest brother must have heard what I just said.

If I had known this would happen, I should have just acted obediently as my sister-in-law told me last night. Now that I have stirred up a hornet's nest, what am I going to do in the future?

The air froze for a very long time.

It was not until a hint of murderous intent emerged in Su Yichen's cold eyes that she spoke cautiously and timidly.

However, compared with the eloquent aura when she was talking to Song Zihao just now, Su Erniu's tone at this moment could not be any softer.

“Big…Brother….”

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"How...how do you know I like lotus root?"

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Su Erniu: “..............”

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