I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Because there were too many things going on in the Su family these days and she was also one of the participants,

In order to avoid being interrogated like a monster by her family, Su Erniu secretly ran back to school.

If Su Haoxuan hadn't called her again and again to urge her, she would have wanted to disappear.

.............

Seeing that this guy had turned himself into a mummy after just a few days of not seeing him, for a moment Su Erniu even suspected that her second brother had some evil thoughts about his sister-in-law.

Otherwise, why would Big Brother be so cruel?

As everyone knows,

Listening to Su Erniu's slightly sarcastic ridicule, Su Haoxuan just glared at her and explained helplessly.

"Don't mention it,"

"The plan changed. I wanted to get the information back, but my eldest brother misunderstood me as spying on my sister-in-law. We had a quarrel and I got so angry that I beat him up. But I accidentally fell down from the upstairs while walking."

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Obviously,

In order to maintain his dignity as much as possible, Su Haoxuan deliberately modified the plot when telling these stories.

I thought it would be easy for a stubborn girl like Su Erniu to believe it, but Su Haoxuan never expected that

Su Erniu knocked on the hard plaster with an expression of disbelief on her face and questioned with some disgust.

"Are you...are you sure you beat up Big Brother?"

..........

The brother and sister looked at each other, and Su Haoxuan nodded and acknowledged it, finding the courage he had stolen from somewhere.

"Can this be false?"

"If I, your second brother, hadn't shown mercy, you would probably be attending your eldest brother's funeral right now."

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Su Erniu; "..........."

.........

Su Erniu blinked her beautiful big eyes several times, and was almost speechless when she confirmed again and again that such arrogant and shameless words did come out of the mouth of the man in front of her.

but......

............But since my second brother has already done this, it is forgivable that he is stubborn for a while.

.............

So in order to appease the emotions of the weaker person, Su Erniu had to hold back her laughter and replied jokingly.

"Second brother is really brave. If you ask me, it's all because of the strong recoil of eldest brother. If you had played normally, you would never have broken all the bones."

"It's a pity that the two goldfish I kept at home died after you hit them like that. I was originally planning to keep a few at school, but now I can only wish them a long rest!"

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Su Haoxuan: “............”

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Listening to the girl's words of comfort filled with serious sarcasm, Su Haoxuan was almost pissed off.

"Alright, alright, what's so regretful about exchanging the goldfish for your second brother's life? Is my life not as valuable as those dead fish?"

Seeing that her second brother was a little angry, Su Erniu stuck out her tongue mischievously.

"Okay!"

"Since you are a patient now, I won't bother with you. Tell me, why did you call me here today? Is it time to pay me my salary?"

.................

Judging from the current situation, the plan to instigate marital discord between the eldest brother and his wife has failed. However, as an accomplice who was forced into the water by the second brother, Su Erniu still has to accept the 200,000 yuan hard work fee even though she can't bear it.

After all, she was scolded for this matter, so it's impossible for her to get nothing at all.

As everyone knows,

When Su Haoxuan heard that the little girl actually wanted money, he was so anxious that he almost swallowed the anger in his mouth.

"Want money?"

"I, your second brother, am still planning to ask for money even though I am in this state?"

"Your body is full of Su family blood. How can a little girl like you be so cruel?"

...................

What he meant was that he was almost crippled, and his younger sister Su Erniu not only did not send him some gifts to comfort him, but also took advantage of his misfortune.

You have to know that so far the Su family has just thrown him into the hospital and left him alone. The subsequent treatment costs are huge. Asking for money at this time is no different from asking for his life.

...........

However, when Su Erniu saw that her second brother wanted to go back on his word, she immediately became angry.

"What?"

"Su Haoxuan, are you still a man? Didn't you say that if I help you trick the eldest brother out, you will give me 200,000 yuan? Now I have done what you asked. Do you still want to default on your debt?"

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Su Haoxuan: “.........”

...........

"I did say I would give you 200,000 as a reward, but the prerequisite is that you have to make trouble for your eldest brother and his wife's marriage. Now that things have gone wrong, you still want money. Isn't that unreasonable?"

...............

Seeing that the girl was determined to get the money, Su Haoxuan felt wronged and started to defend himself angrily.

Unexpectedly, Su Erniu, who was originally sitting on the edge of the bed, heard this and hit her second brother's legs hard.

Only after hearing that despicable scream did the girl speak word by word with resentment:

"What does the mess have to do with me? I was only responsible for tricking the eldest brother out. I didn't promise you anything else. Besides, it's obviously your own fault. How can you blame me? You got a great bargain today because you didn't fall to death. Hurry up and pay me or I'll tear out your catheter."

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Su Haoxuan: “.........”

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Oh shit!

Listen, is this what a little girl said?

If he doesn’t pay, his catheter will be removed, but if he pays, he probably won’t even have the courage to pee.

Seeing that the tiger girl was about to lift the quilt and attack, Su Haoxuan had no choice but to compromise.

"Good good!"

"Ancestor, little ancestor, I'll give you money, okay?"

...............

Hearing that this miser finally nodded, Su Erniu covered him with the quilt again with a little pride.

However, in order to remind the other party not to play any ulterior motives, she did not forget to reiterate the major she studied.

"Humph!"

"That's more like it. To be honest, my major is exactly right for your current condition. I know how to remove the catheter so that you would rather die than live. I also know how to remove it so that you don't feel any pain at all. If you don't want your cousin to serve you personally, you'd better transfer the money over obediently."

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Su Haoxuan: “..........”

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