I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Realizing that Tang Zimo's face was turning green, Su Haoxuan quickly took back the rest of his words.

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"That.....it was just a joke.....it was just a joke."

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He explained it carefully, worried that the boy would turn around and leave again in anger because of the joke just now, so Su Haoxuan followed up with another question pretending to be concerned.

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"What's the matter? We are brothers, so you are not going to go home with me just because of this?"

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The air froze for a moment.

Tang Zimo raised his hand to adjust his glasses, looked carefully at the man in front of him, and asked slowly.

"I'm not angry, but there's a problem I can't figure out."

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I thought this guy wanted to ask him about the Su family when he came to visit for the first time. In order to show his strength as the second young master of the Su family, Su Haoxuan responded without even thinking:

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"Just tell me what the problem is. I'll help you solve it in a minute before you go home."

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Seeing that this kid was acting like a big shot in front of him again, Tang Zimo smiled slyly and spoke playfully.

"I was wondering how you managed to get first place. It would be so unfortunate if you were the best among a whole group of tadpoles. No wonder your father didn't want any more children after you. If you continue to have children at this rate, you'd be a fool."

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Su Haoxuan: “..............”

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The sudden turn caught Su Haoxuan off guard.

Looking at that extremely sultry face in astonishment, Su Haoxuan pushed him hard in anger.

"Fuck you, I'm obviously very strong. When I was in school, I was the exclusive pick-up player of the basketball team."

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Seeing that Su Haoxuan still called him "old man" like he did when he was in school, Tang Zimo deliberately gave him a stern warning in his tone.

"Alright, alright, can you please stop calling me uncle all the time? After all, I'm your grandfather's son, so it's not too much to call me uncle, right?"

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Su Haoxuan: “................”

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Obviously,

Su Haoxuan felt extremely disgusted when he heard Tang Zimo asking him to call him uncle before he even entered the house.

Although this request is not excessive given the current situation, after all, when the two met, he didn't know that Tang Zimo was his grandfather's child.

Besides, the two of them are about the same age. If I really call him uncle, wouldn't I be lowering myself even when I'm joking?

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Su Haoxuan noticed that this kid was a little crazy today and questioned him with astonishment.

However, Tang Zimo, who had been waiting for a long time, took this opportunity to make a lot of money.

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"What..............Uncle?"

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"Hey! Good boy, nephew!"

"Don't worry, uncle will find a pretty aunt to buy you some candy later!"

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Su Haoxuan: “...............”

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Seeing that his brain was not as quick as this boy's, Su Haoxuan knew he couldn't win the argument so he had to push that face aside impatiently.

"Stop taking advantage of me. It's getting late. Let's go quickly. Our family is waiting."

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Now that everyone has been called, let's get down to business.

What uncle and nephew? Go home first.

And based on Su Haoxuan's prediction, it seems likely that the scene will be very exciting when grandma and second uncle see grandpa's youngest son.

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After all, before this, no one except him knew that Tang Zimo was so young.

Besides, no woman could accept the prospect of having her lover's child.

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I don’t know how my second uncle persuaded grandma to agree last night. I hope the old lady won’t regret her decision later.

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Just as the two put their suitcases away and sat in the car, Tang Zimo asked the question he had not had time to ask just now.

"Who is in Haoxuan's family? I'll find a shopping mall later so I can buy some gifts and bring them over."

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Upon hearing that this boy was quite capable, Su Haoxuan couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth into an intriguing smile.

Gift?

I’m afraid that even if I bring a gift, grandma won’t be happy. Besides, what gift is there? Isn’t grandpa’s illegitimate child the best gift for the Su family?

Now it depends on how the eldest brother, the grandson, can win back grandma's wounded heart.

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Perhaps he thought that it would not be long before his status in the Su family would be elevated.

In order to make Tang Zimo a thorn in everyone's eyes as soon as possible, Su Haoxuan rejected the idea as he started the car.

"No need for gifts. Grandma and Second Uncle are easy to talk to, and the Su family is not short of money. You should keep the little money you earn from breast rubbing for yourself."

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Tang Zimo: “...............”

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Naturally I knew that the Su family was not short of money, but after all, this was my first visit to their home to recognize my relatives, and it would feel like I was just wasting my time if I didn't bring something.

"I think... I think we should buy some. Although the Su family is not short of money, buying some fruits is also a token of my appreciation."

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Seeing that this boy was still very persistent, Su Haoxuan glanced at him and said word by word:

"I told you not to buy anything. You are not familiar with the Su family, so it is right to listen to me."

"By the way, although grandma and second uncle are easy to talk to, you have to be careful with my eldest brother Su Yichen. My eldest brother is the key to whether he can return to the Su family."

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Tang Zimo: “..............”

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