I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

.........................

When he heard that the old lady was scolding the servant downstairs, Tang Zimo swallowed and hurried back to his room, worried that he would be discovered.

But when he pushed open the door and saw Su Haoxuan kneeling on the bed with his face up and his butt sticking out, he was completely stunned.

..................

"I rely on!"

"Did you hear that too?"

.....................

Thinking that this boy also heard that sound and was trying to get a feel for it, Tang Zimo subconsciously glanced at his trousers.

Seeing that the boy's pants seemed a little loose, he quickly closed the door again.

.....................

As everyone knows,

At this moment, Su Haoxuan was kneeling on the bed, preparing to pick up the phone that had fallen on the ground.

But because the injuries on his body were so severe, the moment he lowered his head, the snow all over his body rushed to his brain and he felt dizzy. He had no choice but to remain kneeling on the bed and try to pick up the phone with his fingers.

Hearing Tang Zimo suddenly say such a confusing sentence, Su Haoxuan, who was worried about what to do, cursed impatiently.

"What did you hear? Tang Zimo, come over here and help me. I can't hook my fingers."

.....................

Su Haoxuan meant that he couldn't bend down and couldn't reach the phone on the ground with his fingers, but when Tang Zimo heard these words, a picture that made his back cold emerged.

Glancing at the boy's current attitude with some disdain, Tang Zimo responded with contempt:

"I rely on!"

"Can't you just bear with it? Besides, I'm going to sleep in the same bed with you tonight. If you can't help yourself and dare to do something to me, I'll make you my woman tomorrow morning."

......................

Because of the congestion in his brain and the pain in his body, Su Haoxuan didn't hear what the boy said, but looking at his expression as if he had been constipated for three days, he thought he didn't want to help.

Think about it, when Tang Zimo was injured in school, he had to accompany him for several days. Not to mention eating and drinking, he even had to help him go to the toilet.

Today, he was just asked to pick up a mobile phone, but he looked reluctant. Su Haoxuan, who was a little angry, cursed again.

"What are you mumbling about? My phone fell to the ground and now I can't reach it. If you still want to be brothers with me in the future, come and help me."

......................

Tang Zimo: "..................."

......................

Hearing that Su Haoxuan didn't ask him to help do that kind of thing, Tang Zimo's heart finally settled down.

Damn, I'm scared to death.

I really didn't expect that it was just a cell phone, but this guy made such a fuss about it.

He walked up slowly and saw Tang Zimo bending down to pick up the phone while giving a sarcastic reminder.

"Your health is not good to begin with, so try to do less of this kind of thing in the future. I've been single for so many years and you almost scared me to death."

........................

Su Haoxuan had just laid back down when he saw this kid saying some inexplicable things after going out, so he wanted to ask him clearly.

But before he could say anything, Tang Zimo put two ice packs directly on his face.

"Na!"

"Put on the ice pack you requested."

...................

Pah pah~~~~~~

........................

As two slapping sounds were heard, the unprepared Su Haoxuan felt a burning pain on both sides of his face as if he had been hit with a shovel.

"Oh my god, this is my face, not the pig's butt raised by the village aunt. Are you trying to kill me by using so much force?"

....................

Seeing that this kid was so cruel, he would have to get up and fight back if his body allowed it.

As everyone knows,

At this moment, Tang Zimo's mind was full of the enchanting voice just now. Seeing that Su Haoxuan was in such a condition that he probably couldn't hear anything, he asked immediately.

"Hey Haoxuan, I have something to ask you."

.....................

After venting his anger, Su Haoxuan was now feeling the numbing effect brought by the ice pack. He felt extremely annoyed when he heard that this kid had so many questions today.

"Tell me what's going on. I'm in a lot of pain right now and it takes courage to speak."

...................

Tang Zimo was just about to ask about that voice, but when he heard the guy calling him "bo" all the time, he felt very uncomfortable.

If it had been before, he wouldn't have felt anything, but his identity is different now.

As this kid's third uncle, even if his voice is not nice, he should never call him "Laozi".

Perhaps thinking that such a title would damage his reputation, in order to show that he was the elder of the Su family, Tang Zimo angrily reminded:

"Stop calling me old man all the time, okay? I am your third uncle and your grandfather's biological son. If you keep calling me that, your grandma will have to beat you up again. If you don't want to be beaten up by my second brother again, you'd better keep your mouth shut."

................

Su Haoxuan: “..................”

........................

.............Frowning..................

......................Oh no, I slowly turned my head towards Tang Zimo,

After confirming that the boy was taking the title seriously, in order to avoid being punished by his grandmother for telling on him, and also to show that he was not respectful of his third uncle at all, Su Haoxuan had to reply reluctantly.

"Okay, okay, okay. From now on, when there are people around, I will call you my Third Uncle. But when there are no one around, don't act like an elder in front of me, or I will die rather than give in and make trouble until grandma won't let you in."

........................

..............you..................

.........................