I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Oh my god......

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Zhang Rui's sudden words "I don't want to have a second child so soon" actually burned Lin Xiaoyu's CPU.

If I remember correctly, this girl met Tang Zimo for the first time. She angrily scolded the boy for being a non-serious person and told him to stay away from her, but then she turned around and thought that she didn't want to have a second child with Tang Zimo.

Isn’t this...a little too advanced?

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Frowning and looking at her best sister's innocent and silly face, Lin Xiaoyu hesitated for a long time before asking cautiously.

"Rui Rui, did you feel any stimulation when you gave birth to your stinky baby?"

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Perhaps she also realized that her words were inappropriate, so Zhang Rui came to her senses and hurriedly explained with a smile.

"No... no, I mean if there's an accident you have to come down quickly. My sister and I both had a baby on impulse back then, and if something happens the consequences will be too serious."

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Ok.

Seeing that the two of them had no common topic to talk about, Lin Xiaoyu had no choice but to smile awkwardly and go upstairs.

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Here

Seeing that Tang Zimo had ill intentions, Su Haoxuan wanted Su Erniu to go to the maternity and baby store for protection.

Who would have thought that Second Uncle would be so ruthless?

Now he had to close one eye and find the right angle even when peeing. In his panic, the text message not only did not reach Su Erniu, but was sent to his distant cousin's wife instead.

This was not the most shocking thing. What made Su Haoxuan most upset was that the person who returned the call was actually his cousin.

You have to know that my cousin and his wife just got married not long ago and are almost in the honeymoon period.

Before, when they were at the resort, the eldest brother had already reminded his cousin to be careful and not let his family members steal his wife away.

It is conceivable how angry this distant cousin must have been when he saw the message "There is a sexually active woman in the maternity and baby store. I can't get away, please go there quickly" appear on his mobile phone screen.

"Su Haoxuan, you little bastard, dare you cheat on me?"

"You also sent a message to your cousin's wife saying there's a pervert. Which pervert?"

"What do you mean by being unable to extricate yourself? Which woman are you unable to extricate yourself from? If you don't explain this matter to me clearly, I will go to your house to ask for an explanation."

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Su Haoxuan: “.................”

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Su Haoxuan was scared to death listening to the heart-wrenching roar on the other end of the phone.

This seems to be a bit tricky.

He was worried that if he couldn't explain clearly and alarmed his grandmother, he would get beaten again. He had no choice but to speak anyway.

"Cousin... Cousin, there is a misunderstanding here. There is nothing wrong between me and my cousin's wife. Besides, I only saw my sister-in-law once on the day of your wedding, and that was the only time we met."

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Su Haoxuan wanted to remind his cousin to calm down by saying that he had never met his cousin's wife, but the man on the other end of the phone had already been blinded by anger.

When I heard that this bastard refused to admit what he had just done, I got so angry that I started cursing at him.

"what?"

"You saved my phone number after just one encounter, and you started introducing this little pervert to my wife after just one encounter?"

"Pooh!!"

"You can fool the devil with such lies."

"Su Haoxuan, you little bastard, tell me honestly how you and my wife had an affair, and when did you start cheating on me so unscrupulously."

"Tell me........................explain everything to me. If I don't go to the Su family to ask for an explanation within three hours, I'm not a man."

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Seeing that the more he explained the matter, the more trouble it became, Su Haoxuan, knowing that it was irreversible, was almost scared to death.

"Cousin, cousin, please listen to my explanation. My sister-in-law and I......"

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"Hello!!!!!"

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"Hello...........Hello cousin......."

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At this moment, Su Haoxuan really wanted to calmly explain to his cousin about his cousin's wife. However, before he could finish his words, he heard the sound of a couple fighting over the phone.

Listening to my cousin's wife's screams, one can imagine how cruel my cousin was.

At this time,

Perhaps the outcome of the fight between the couple had already been decided. Just as Su Haoxuan was secretly speaking up for his cousin's wife, his cousin's panting voice sounded again from the receiver.

"Hey... you bastard, I didn't hear you clearly just now, repeat what you said again."

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Su Haoxuan: “.............”

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Su Haoxuan knew that no matter how he explained, it would be useless at this point.

The most important thing at the moment is to calm my cousin down first, to prevent the couple from fighting and causing death.

So he did not listen to the other party and explain about sending the wrong text message, but tried his best to suppress his dissatisfaction and try to resolve the conflict between husband and wife.

"Cousin, please don't get angry. My sister-in-law is so young and beautiful. If you hurt her, you will be the one who will suffer. Please listen to my explanation first and don't hit my sister-in-law, okay?"

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I thought he could calm things down temporarily with his eloquence, but the person on the other end of the phone wanted to rush over with a knife and fight me after hearing what he said.

"Su Haoxuan, fuck your dad,"

"You bastard, you still dare to show off your love in front of me at this time? Wait for me, three hours... Oh no... I'm going to charter a plane over here now. If I don't beat you to death within an hour, I'll be incompetent."

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Su Haoxuan: “.............”

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