I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

According to the stall owner selling venison, deer penis, like deer antlers, is a good product for nourishing the kidneys, strengthening yang, strengthening tendons and bones. She bought one in order to give Su Yichen the best recovery.

Originally, she wanted to grind it into powder and feed it to Su Yichen to drink as the stall owner said, but because this thing looked so embarrassing, Lin Xiaoyu secretly put it into the soup.

I thought I could drink it and throw it away without anyone noticing, but I never expected that this cousin with a mental problem would see through it. Now Su Haoxuan wants to eat this thing, and Lin Xiaoyu is a little embarrassed because she is worried that his body can't handle it.

Seeing that his words were misunderstood, Su Haoxuan hurriedly explained with a smile.

"Sister-in-law, how can a child like me eat deer penis? I saw that my elder brother was a little weak, so I gave it to him."

Su Yichen: “….”

Lin Xiaoyu glanced at him with a blushing face. Seeing that Su Yichen avoided her gaze, she felt a little hesitant. It was somewhat impolite to eat that thing in front of her cousin.

This was the first time that Su Haoxuan saw his elder brother being shy since the day he was born. Thinking about how his elder brother usually showed off in front of him, he continued to do psychological work on his sister-in-law.

"Sister-in-law, you see that big brother's face has turned pale. Deer penis is very nutritious for people like him. Besides, you two are husband and wife, so why should you be embarrassed? To tell you the truth, even this table of seafood is not as nutritious as a deer penis."

Hearing him say this, Lin Xiaoyu was indeed moved. Thinking back to last night, Su Yichen must have felt very uncomfortable. As the old saying goes, what you eat replenishes what you have, and maybe the deer penis really works for him now.

Seeing that Su Yichen remained silent, Lin Xiaoyu thought that he had tacitly agreed, so she slowly stood up, picked up the casserole and prepared to go to the kitchen.

"Then I'll go cut this thing up. You can take your time eating it, cousin."

Seeing that his sister-in-law was about to add some extra food to his eldest brother's meal, Su Haoxuan immediately stood up and reminded her.

"Sister-in-law, this thing can't be cut. It will work best if you eat it directly."

"Ah? Eat it directly?"

Lin Xiaoyu hesitated for a few seconds. Would Su Yichen agree to eat this thing that was so long?

While she was hesitating, Su Haoxuan simply walked over and put the deer penis into his eldest brother's bowl, while at the same time explaining a few words to his sister-in-law.

"Yes, this thing is to be eaten directly. Big brother's body is in urgent need of this kind of nutrition. By the way, does sister-in-law have any sauce in the kitchen? Only by dipping the deer penis in the sauce can the therapeutic effect be maximized."

It was the first time Lin Xiaoyu heard that this thing could be eaten like this, and her face was full of curiosity.

"How about sweet noodle sauce? Sweet noodle sauce is all we have left at home."

Su Haoxuan nodded, a hint of pride appearing on the corner of his mouth.

"Okay, any sauce will do. If you don't have any, stinky tofu will work too. Sister-in-law, go get it. The effect will weaken when it gets cold."

Lin Xiaoyu looked at Su Yichen's expressionless face, and seeing that he did not obviously refuse, she got up and went to the kitchen.

Taking this opportunity, Su Yichen grabbed his cousin by the collar and questioned him angrily.

"Su Haoxuan, do you want to die?"

However, Su Haoxuan just blinked his eyes vigorously. Although he was afraid in his heart, he didn't dare to do anything with his sister-in-law around.

"Brother, this is a surprise that sister-in-law carefully prepared for you. Would you be worthy of her if you don't eat it?"

Seeing that this kid dared to talk back today as if he had taken medicine, Su Yichen was so angry that he almost started a fight.

"Su Haoxuan, I asked you to come here to eat. If I can eat these things, would I still need you?"

After hearing this, Su Haoxuan looked towards the kitchen with great pride, then leaned over and whispered something in his eldest brother's ear.

"You have a wife who doesn't dare to eat these things, so I, a single man, will be suffocated after eating them. Big brother, my sister-in-law is so beautiful, so you have to work hard tonight. Otherwise, I will ask grandma for a few days off for you. With a beautiful woman and a deer penis as your companions, I guarantee that I will have a nephew in less than a month."

"roll!"

Su Yichen was almost mad. He asked Su Haoxuan to come over today in the hope of digesting the food, but he never thought that this kid would use such a shady trick.

Lin Xiaoyu had just taken out the sweet noodle sauce from the kitchen when she saw the two cousins ​​starting to quarrel again. She was worried that her cousin would suffer a loss, so she hurried forward to check.

"Yi Chen, what are you doing? Hao Xuan has a problem with his brain, so don't bully him anymore."

Seeing his elder brother, who was showing off in front of him, actually became cowardly when he saw his sister-in-law, Su Haoxuan struck back in time.

"Sister-in-law, I think my brother is in a bad mood. Let him eat the deer penis quickly, otherwise the effect will be weakened."

Lin Xiaoyu looked at the depressed Su Yichen helplessly, then put the sweet noodle sauce in front of him and warned him softly.

"Your cousin is not smart and is always thinking about you. How can you, as his brother, have the heart to bully him? Here is some sauce. Eat it quickly."

Su Yichen just glanced at the long and soft thing in front of him, then stared at Su Haoxuan's eyes with an angry brow.

Sensing that a big battle was about to begin, Su Haoxuan ate one last oyster and then stood up to say goodbye to his sister-in-law.

"Sister-in-law, I'm full. You and brother can eat slowly. I'll leave first."

Seeing that Su Haoxuan was about to leave after eating a few bites, Lin Xiaoyu subconsciously tried to keep him.

"Haoxuan, you only eat this much. There are so many rooms at home, why don't you just stay here tonight?"

Su Haoxuan glanced at the big brother opposite him with a sly smile, then shook his head repeatedly to express his refusal.

"No, sister-in-law. My brain isn't working well and I need to take medicine tonight. You guys go and do your work. I'm leaving first."

Seeing his elder brother staring at the deer whip in a daze, Su Haoxuan suppressed his inner laughter and turned away.

Lin Xiaoyu was just about to get up to see him off, but she found that the boy had already closed the door and walked away.

Helplessly, she had to sit back in the chair. Looking at Su Yichen's worried face, Lin Xiaoyu frowned helplessly.

"If...if you really can't eat it, I'll cut it for you."

Not to mention eating it, just looking at such a big thing makes me feel nauseous. I don’t know which famous doctor invented this tonic.

Su Yichen looked at her coldly for a long time before he spoke slowly.

"Xiaoyu, can you do me a favor later?"

He thought that if Lin Xiaoyu could help relieve his sexual desire at night, he would give it a try even if it meant risking his life. But if he had to sleep alone, he would never eat it even if he was beaten to death.

Lin Xiaoyu thought he wanted to change the way he ate it, so she responded with a smile.

"No problem. Just tell me what you want me to do for you. It will be no problem as long as I can do it."

Su Yichen glanced at the deer whip, then looked at Lin Xiaoyu's handsome face, struggled for a moment, and then spoke slowly.

"This thing is very nutritious, and I can eat it, but after eating it, we two have to sleep together tonight."

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