I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

"What, ate... ate it all, Xiaoyu, you let Su Yichen eat a whole deer penis?"

Seeing her so surprised, Lin Xiaoyu nodded calmly.

"I ate it, why is it weird?"

At this moment, Zhang Rui's expression could not be described as shocked. She just held Lin Xiaoyu's hand and asked in astonishment.

"Xiao Yu, do you know that this thing is used to enhance male sexual function and will cause physiological reactions in men after taking it?"

Oh my god, I really don't understand if Lin Xiaoyu really doesn't know or is just pretending to be stupid. That thing is enough for a man to digest in a whole night if he just eats a little bit, but she actually let Su Yichen eat a whole stick. Wouldn't that mean... wouldn't he be bursting?

"Hey Ruirui, why are you shouting so loudly? I've already asked the shop owner, and she said that it's good for men to eat more of that part if it's injured. One deer penis costs 1,500 yuan, and she said that if you eat it all at once, it's guaranteed to make a man recover as before."

Although Lin Xiaoyu had been abroad and didn't know much about these things, she still took the initiative to ask the store owner before buying them. If she hadn't heard that these things would cause men to have a physiological reaction, she wouldn't have bought them.

Seeing her tone was so flat, Zhang Rui didn't know how to describe it.

"Xiao Yu, you really don't understand. You can't eat too much of that stuff. If you eat too much, it will suffocate a man to death. Go home now and don't think about any marriage agreement. If you don't want to be a widow tomorrow morning, buy a few more boxes of condoms downstairs. By the way, if Su Yichen can't hold on tonight, you have to call an ambulance."

"Wha...what?"

Seeing Zhang Rui making the matter sound so serious, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly felt a little nervous, so she quickly took out her cell phone to check. After learning that eating too much deer penis could really suffocate a person, she became even more scared.

Looking at the time, Su Yichen would have probably finished eating by now. If something unexpected really happened tonight, wouldn't it be...

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly picked up her mobile phone and called Su Yichen. When she heard the reminder that the phone was turned off, she could no longer sit still.

"Rui Rui, lock the door at night. I'll go back and take a look."

After hurriedly saying goodbye to Zhang Rui, Lin Xiaoyu trotted away with her bag on her back. She was worried that Su Yichen was really like what Ruirui said, so when she passed by a pharmacy, she gritted her teeth and went in to buy six large boxes of condoms.

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As everyone knows,

At this moment, Su Yichen was having fun downstairs. While Lin Xiaoyu was out, he cut the deer penis into dozens of small pieces, and then carried it in a convenient bag and walked around the community. He would throw one to any unattended puppy he saw.

In a short while, almost all the dogs in the community had eaten them all. Seeing that there were still a few left in the bag, Su Yichen was afraid of being discovered, so he simply threw them on the lawn beside the road.

However, he had just returned home, and perhaps because he had too much contact with the puppy, Su Yichen, who was allergic to animals, now felt a little itchy. He found some medicine at home and took it. Although the itchiness on his body was relieved a little, his face was very red again.

Just when Su Yichen wanted to see a private doctor, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly rushed back.

"You're so anxious, what happened?"

Seeing her panting, Su Yichen thought something had happened, so he sat on the sofa and asked.

Lin Xiaoyu looked up but didn't answer in a hurry. The next second, she quickly walked to the dining table. When she saw that the entire deer penis was gone, even her voice trembled.

"Su Yichen, you...did you eat all of that deer penis?"

Unexpectedly, no matter how hard she tried, she was still one step too late. If it was really like what was said on the Internet, then wouldn't she be a murderer?

Su Yichen was stunned at first, but when he reacted, he couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth into a playful smile. It turned out that this woman also knew how to be afraid.

Seeing that Lin Xiaoyu had cold sweat on her forehead, he teased her coldly.

"I've finished eating as you requested, but there's still some abalone left in the kitchen. Would you like some more?"

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

How could she be in the mood to eat? If she ate a whole deer penis, wouldn't that be...

"Su...Su Yichen, how do you feel now?"

She suppressed her emotions and spoke carefully, fearing that something she said unclearly would irritate this man who was about to swell up.

But Su Yichen just waved his hand and acted calmly.

"It feels okay, but the sauce is a little salty. Where did you buy the deer penis? I'll buy some more tomorrow so you can try it."

Lin Xiaoyu was speechless. Want to try it?

After today's lesson, she will never buy that thing again for the rest of her life. The damn seller insisted that this thing was helpful to men. If something really happened to Su Yichen today, she promised to go to court tomorrow.

Seeing that she remained silent, Su Yichen said one more sentence.

"What's wrong? Are you regretting not getting to eat the deer penis? If so, I can go buy it with you right now."

Lin Xiaoyu: “….”

Looking at the man in front of her who was behaving out of character at this moment, Lin Xiaoyu was even more certain that this was the side effect of that thing. According to the symptoms described on the Internet, it wouldn't be long before he would feel hot all over and have a dry mouth.

So for safety reasons, Lin Xiaoyu prepared to go directly to the hospital. She was worried that Su Yichen would disagree if she told him directly, so she deliberately lowered her voice and spoke in a tactful tone.

"Mr. Su, please change your clothes and accompany me..."

At this point, Lin Xiaoyu suddenly stopped. Because she was quite far away and the light was dim on the sofa side, she didn't notice anything.

Seeing Su Yichen's face already red, her heart suddenly became nervous.

It was said on the Internet that this was caused by excessive secretion of male hormones. Lin Xiaoyu subconsciously glanced at Su Yichen's body, and after noticing that there seemed to be some changes in that area, she asked shyly.

"Mr. Su, are you feeling unwell?"

Su Yichen sat there, frowning and looking at her for a long time, and then he became curious about the bulging thing in her pocket.

"What's in your pocket?"

Seeing that she was discovered by the other party, Lin Xiaoyu's face turned even redder.

"me......"

She wanted to say that this was a good medicine to help you relieve your heat and abstain from sex, but she hesitated for a long time and was too embarrassed to speak.

"I...I don't have anything in my pocket. I won't lock the door of my room tonight. If Mr. Su feels unwell, you can call me at any time."