I can't stand it anymore: The abstinent president has so many tricks

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Situ Lingyun looked back at the old woman who had accompanied him through the ups and downs, and the slight smile that had just remained on her face immediately faded away.

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"Yuqin, drink this bowl of pig's trotter soup. The future hope of the Situ family lies in Jianan's two granaries. As the eldest, you must set an example."

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Compared with his tenderness and doting on his young wife, Situ Lingyun's tone was a little more cold when he spoke to his original wife.

Hearing the sound, Xu Yuqin slowly opened her eyes, but the rosary in her hand still did not stop.

He looked at the bowl of pig's trotter soup that was brought to him, and then looked at the people who were arguing next to him.

The woman who had locked herself in the Buddhist temple for half her life then clasped her hands together and spoke slowly.

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"Master, I haven't eaten meat for more than ten years. And ever since my daughter was lost, I made a vow in front of the Buddha that I am willing to eat vegetarian food for the rest of my life in exchange for the incense of the master's posthumous book. The Situ family has finally got incense. If I break it, wouldn't it be disrespectful to the Buddha?"

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Han Simin: “……….”

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Originally, Han Simin wanted to use this old woman to suppress Xue Jianan's arrogance, but she never expected that this seemingly dull woman actually had some tricks.

The plan she had worked so hard to set up was broken by someone making a wish in front of the Buddha.

I don't know whether the old man has been hiding in the Buddhist temple all these years studying scriptures or military strategies.

Compared to Han Simin's unwillingness, Situ Lingyun, who was sitting in the main seat, had an even gloomier expression.

The reason why I invited this woman who has been secluded for many years to come out today is to share with everyone the joy of the Situ family having a successor.

If I had known that things would be the same after coming out as they were in the temple, I wouldn’t have let her spoil the fun.

But since she has already used the Situ family's incense to pray, we can't force her to drink on such a happy day.

The more he looked at it, the angrier he became, and finally Situ Lingyun had no choice but to respond angrily.

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"Okay, okay, then you should continue to eat vegetarian food and chant Buddhist scriptures to find your ancestor Sakyamuni."

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Saying,

Not wanting his son to go hungry because of such a small matter, Situ Lingyun immediately put the bowl of pig's trotter soup back in front of Han Simin.

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"Second brother, drink this bowl of soup. No matter what Buddha, immortal, Jesus, or Mary, as long as you drink this bowl of soup, it will bless our Situ family to have continuous successors."

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Seeing that she had to drink this bowl of soup today, Han Simin had no choice but to endure the nausea and accept the reality.

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"Okay... okay sir, I'll drink it right away... I'll drink it right away..."

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As Han Simin drank the entire bowl of pig's trotter soup, the carefully blended ingredients quickly produced a chemical reaction in her body.

Let me put it this way, if the man in front of her is not a warlord who kills people without blinking an eye, Han Simin is guaranteed to spit in his face.

But for her own safety, she could only endure the discomfort in her stomach and force a bitter smile on her face.

Seeing this scene,

Situ Lingyun ordered someone to bring another bowl and place it in front of Xue Jianan.

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"Baby, your second sister has already drunk it. Do you think you can drink this bowl of soup too to save some energy for our son?"

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Although Xue Jianan is young, she is very smart.

Seeing that the silly old man was about to cry after drinking the soup she made, the little woman who didn't want to drink greasy things immediately threw herself into Situ Lingyun's arms and started to act coquettishly.

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"Hey, husband, why are you in such a hurry to save energy for our son? I see you look good today, why don't you let me give you a taste of the granary while my child is breastfeeding!"

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As the saying goes, no matter how strong and muscular a man is, he can't resist the three hums of a woman in heat.

Xue Jiannan's repeated acts of coquetry have already made this old man very happy.

However, just when Situ Lingyun couldn't help but want to get closer in front of everyone, Xu Yuqin, who couldn't stand the sight of women, suddenly closed her eyes and started turning the rosary in her hand.

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"Namo Amitabha"

"Gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, eczema, mycoplasma infection...chlamydia infection..."

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Situ Lingyun: "........."

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Although he couldn't hear clearly what the old woman was mumbling, he felt annoyed just by looking at her lifeless and detached look.

Not wanting to be disturbed by such an abnormal woman, Situ Lingyun put his arms around his wife's waist and said softly:

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"Okay baby, let this old woman chant Amitabha in the south room, and we will go to the north room to see if we can give birth to another son."

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Han Simin: “.............”

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Watching them disappear one by one in front of her, Han Simin became so angry that her blood pressure rose.

So after all this time, the whole family kissed, hugged and prayed to her just to let her have a sip of soup?

If she had known this would happen, she should not have asked the chef to add laxatives in it. However, the drug was quite strong and she couldn't help wanting to go to the toilet not long after drinking it.

Perhaps because she felt guilty, in order to cover up her tampering with the soup, Han Simin deliberately pushed the responsibility onto the vegetarian woman sitting opposite.

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"Sister, please go back to the temple and chant this thing. People chant to help the dead, but you chant to make the body poop... Ouch, I can't stand it anymore..."

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After realizing that everyone around her had left, Xu Yuqin opened her eyes again, shook her head helplessly, and sighed.

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"Hey~~~~"

"Heaven has its way with evil, but man's evil will be punished."

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