Bright Sword: Technology is the primary productive force in war

Chen Yan untied the bracelet, threw the fart bomb in, then immediately closed the door, covering his mouth and grinning evilly.

Li Yunlong on the bed snored so loudly that it drowned out the sound of the detonator. Of course, to prevent Li Yunlong from getting hurt, Chen Yan reduced the amount of detonator to the minimum.

At this time, Li Yunlong was having a erotic dream and smacking his lips.

"My dear wife, don't worry, I, Old Li, will definitely treat you well with all my heart."

"Hi~his~his~"

"Huh? Why does it stink so bad?

Oh, maybe I farted again".

"Hoo~ho~ho~"

After a while, the white phosphorus in the fart mine began to take effect, the room was completely covered with white smoke, and the pungent smell choked Li Yunlong awake.

"cough cough..."

Li Yunlong opened his eyes slightly and closed them again.

"It's so foggy and misty. I must be dreaming. Where is my wife?"

Chen Yan couldn't laugh anymore at this time.

Shit, what kind of person is Li Yunlong? How can he still sleep like this?

Did I fail?

Just as Chen Yan thought of this, Li Yunlong woke up again.

"MD, no, this is not a dream!

Shit, did I fart in my dream and cause the house to collapse?

Of course, this is really eye-catching!"

Li Yunlong was choking and almost couldn't breathe. He ran out in his shorts. Chen Yan laughed loudly and held the door tightly, not letting Li Yunlong out.

"Old Li, what's wrong? Are you dreaming about getting married? Have you entered the bridal chamber yet?"

"Fuck, it's you, Chen Yan, who did this. Let me out now. I'm almost suffocated by the farts."

"No, unless you swear that Chen Yan will be the leader of the independent regiment from now on, and you will never betray him again."

"Fuck, let me out now, this is really annoying

......

Okay, from now on I, Li Yunlong, will be Chen Yan’s vanguard, and whoever goes back on his word will be a dog.”

Chen Yan opened the door and laughed non-stop, holding his stomach.

Li Yunlong quickly fetched a basin of cold water to wash his eyes.

"It's the middle of the night, and you're not sleeping. Are you trying to kill me?

Where did you get so many farts? I guess this house will be uninhabitable for three days because of the stink."

"Hahaha, don't be angry, Lao Li. You will be so happy after you listen to what I say."

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yan explained the matter of the white phosphorus smoke bomb and the fart mine to Li Yunlong.

Chen Yan threw another fart bomb to Li Yunlong, who looked at it curiously:

"Oh my goodness! This is a real good thing.

Chen'er, you are really amazing, you can even make a bomb with poop."

"Li Yunlong, get out of here. You can't talk and don't use the hole on your face casually."

Li Yunlong couldn't sleep because of Chen Yan's troubles, so the two of them squatted in the yard and smoked, bored!

"Chen'er, let's just sit here doing nothing late at night!"

"What else can you do? Otherwise, tell me about your dream of getting married!"

"Go away, don't bring up anything. It's all your fault. We're about to enter the bridal chamber..."

Chen Yan smiled without saying anything. Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind.

"Old Li..."

"Old Li, look at me."

At this time, Chen Yan kept glancing at the yard next to him.

"what do you mean?"

"We can't sleep, but someone is sleeping soundly over there!"

"You mean..."

The two exchanged glances and hit it off immediately.

Just as Li Yunlong was about to walk out the door, Chen Yan somersaulted over the earth wall.

He kept muttering:

"It's respectful to visit someone's home in the middle of the night!"

"Tsk, where do you get these nonsense from?"

As he said this, Li Yunlong exerted force with both hands and turned over.

At this time, Chen Yan had already opened the door and was looking at Li Yunlong with a grin.

Li Yunlong was also not vague. He pulled open the bracelet and threw the fart bomb in with force.

Chen Yan also specifically reminded: "Old Li, guard the door and don't let anyone out!"

"Just watch, I'm kind."

The people in the room were much more normal than Li Yunlong. They couldn't stand it for even a minute and ran out in a hurry. When they couldn't open the door, they started cursing:

"Who is this? Open the door for me!"

Not sleeping at night is going to cause a death."

Not long after, there was no sound from inside and Li Yunlong became anxious.

"Shit, please don't let anything really happen!"

As soon as Li Yunlong opened the door, the person inside kicked him in the lower middle part.

In a blink of an eye, Li Yunlong fell to the ground, in excruciating pain:

"You scholars are so insidious, you deceive old men's feelings."

That’s right, this time Chen Yan and Li Yunlong were targeting Zhao Gang.

Zhao Gang looked at the half-dead Li Yunlong angrily:

"Old Li, what's wrong with you so late at night?"

"Lao Zhao, this was not my idea. Look..."

Li Yunlong pointed at Chen Yan who was behind him just now, but now the yard was empty.

"What are you looking at? You're the only one here. Who else do you want to blame?"

Damn it, this guy Chen Yan is putting the blame on me again.

After Chen Yan asked Li Yunlong to guard the door, he quietly climbed over the wall and returned to the room.

Chen Yan felt so happy when he thought of Li Yunlong, this great enemy.

"Hahaha, Zhao Gang will have to scold Old Li all night long!

It’s the middle of the night, they can’t stand it, I’m going to catch up on some sleep first.”

After Li Yunlong explained to Zhao Gang, Zhao Gang immediately figured out the whole story. Seeing Li Yunlong being taken advantage of, Zhao Gang was furious.

"I was sold by someone and I was counting the money for them.

Let’s go and settle the score with Chen Yan.”

Chen Yan thought his evil plan had succeeded, and prepared to have a good sleep and laugh at the two of them early the next morning, but the result was the opposite of what he expected.

When Zhao Gang and Li Yunlong kicked open the door, there was a lot of noise in the room. Ten minutes later, the three of them were sitting side by side on the kang, wrapped in a quilt.

Li Yunlong was only wearing a pair of shorts and his nose was running due to the cold.

"Lao Zhao, you are responsible for our daily life. Tomorrow, ask the quartermaster to bring a new quilt for each of us."

"understood".

"What the hell, are you two planning to stay here with me?"

"What else can we do? How can we enter a house that stinks? The smell has to stay away for at least three days.

What's the matter? You caused the trouble, who can you blame?"

The three of them were silent for a long time, no one spoke.

Looking at the bright moon outside the window, Chen Yan asked:

"It's really cold today! Why don't we three have a drink and sit there while drinking."

Zhao Gang and Li Yunlong, who were sitting on both sides, kicked Chen Yan out.

"Stop talking nonsense and go get the wine."

The three giants of the independent regiment stayed like this until dawn.

The next day, the three giant pandas, still wrapped in a quilt, were so sleepy that they kept dozing off.

At this time, Monk Wei walked in.

"Captain, Chu Yunfei wants to see you...

Huh? What's going on?

Oh my god! You three... "

Hearing the monk's voice, the three of them jumped up quickly.

“Monk, don’t get me wrong, it’s not what you think.

No, don’t think any further, I’m out of the picture, it’s an eyesore.”

At this time, Chen Yan, who had been talking nonsense for a while, finally reacted, "Who did you say is here?"

"Chu Yunfei of the 358th Regiment".

The three of them looked at each other and said, "Fuck it, put on your clothes quickly."