Siheyuan: Days of bird abuse in Siheyuan

Chapter 96: Silly Pillar Drinks Urine

morning.

With a tired body and dark circles under his eyes, Sha Zhu climbed out of bed.

I still have to go to work today.

He is now punished by the factory to clean toilets. In order to be able to transfer back to the canteen job as soon as possible, he must not be careless and must not be late for work.

Ever since he was punished to clean the toilet, Sister Qin's attitude towards him changed.

In order to be able to touch Qin Huairu's little hand again as soon as possible and make Qin Huairu smile at him again, Sha Zhu must be able to bring lunch boxes to Sister Qin again as soon as possible.

"Damn it, I didn't sleep all night."

After having a simple meal, Sha Zhu walked out of the room and happened to meet Hou Weimin who was pushing a cart out from the backyard.

Seeing Hou Weimin pushing a brand new Phoenix bicycle with its shiny black body and perfectly streamlined handlebars, Sha Zhu's eyes turned red with jealousy.

hateful!

He was clearly a member of the lower class in the courtyard before, a person he could bully and control at will. But since when did he become a different person?

Not only did I end up suffering the consequences every time I played tricks on him, not to mention the huge amount of money I lost, but also how did Hou Weimin, a skinny guy originally, become such a good fighter!

This kid actually passed the exam to become a third-level fitter!

unfair!

What right does a poor boy who is disrespectful and unfilial to his elders have!

A strong sense of jealousy rose in Sha Zhu's heart, but in the end he snorted coldly, said nothing, and walked past Hou Weimin.

"Silly Zhu, you don't look well!"

Hou Weimin called out to Sha Zhu.

"Get lost, what's your business how I look?"

Although he had been taught a lesson by Hou Weimin so many times, Sha Zhu still acted like the boss and he was second to nothing in front of Hou Weimin.

Suppressing his rising anger, Hou Weimin continued:

"Silly Zhu, to be honest, I know a little bit about face reading, and I can see from your face that you will have a bloody disaster~"

Shaking his head, Hou Weimin sighed.

"Get lost! How dare you curse me, you beast! I'm going to sue you for spreading feudal superstition."

Having said that, Sha Zhu actually raised his leg and walked away, looking as if he was really going to go to the security department to file a complaint.

"Even if you complain, I won't admit it. I'm telling you this because I'm afraid you'll die young and won't be able to pay me back. If you don't believe me, forget it. Anyway, if you die in an accident, I'll be so happy that I'll beat drums and gongs."

After saying that, Hou Weimin was about to leave, pushing his bicycle.

But the next second, his bicycle was grabbed.

"Hou Weimin, please tell me clearly, what bloody disaster do you mean?"

Thinking about last night's dream and his previous stupid behavior, Shazhu's expression was full of hesitation.

"Your eyes are emotionless and your face is sallow. This is a sign that you are possessed by a ghost."

Hou Weimin leaned close to Sha Zhu's ear and whispered softly.

Geek!

Because Hou Weimin's tone was too sinister and fierce, Sha Zhu couldn't control himself and shivered violently out of fear.

"If you want to crack it, it's very simple. All you have to do is drink boy's urine and pour black dog blood on your body. That's all I have to say. Believe it or not."

Patting Sha Zhu on the shoulder, Hou Weimin pushed his bicycle and left, leaving Sha Zhu behind with a gloomy face.

……

get off work.

Come back home.

Sha Zhu held the yellowish-brown liquid in the teacup, his face full of gloom and hesitation.

drink?

Or not drink?

This is a problem.

That’s right, there was indeed boy’s urine in the teacup. He bought some candy and exchanged it with several kids from other streets.

Closing his eyes, thinking of the evil ghost in blood-stained clothes that appeared in his dream last night, Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and drank the smelly liquid.

After swallowing several times, because of the strong fishy smell hitting his forehead, Sha Zhu couldn't control himself anymore and vomited out a mouthful of urine with a "puff".

"Squeak~"

At the same time, as the door was pushed open, Yi Zhonghai, who, like Qin Huairu, came to see Sha Zhu and never knocked on the door, was sprayed with urine in the face.

"Master!"

Sha Zhu was shocked.

"Silly, what are you drinking?"

The strong smell continued to irritate Yi Zhonghai's forehead. He hurriedly wiped his face and asked loudly.

When Yi Zhonghai opened his eyes and saw the bubbling liquid in Sha Zhu's hand, Yi Zhonghai finally realized what had just been sprayed on his face.

No wonder the taste is so familiar!

In an instant, Yi Zhonghai remembered the scene of himself falling into the cesspool before.

"Silly Zhu, you actually drank urine!"

In disbelief, Yi Zhonghai stared at Sha Zhu.

"Uncle, please listen to my explanation. I drink urine for a reason. It's because... Sister Qin..."

Halfway through his words, Sha Zhu hurriedly shut his mouth and looked in panic at Qin Huairu who appeared behind Yi Zhonghai. The other party was just like him, with her eyes wide open and full of panic.

"Silly Zhu, what did you say? You, you, you actually drank urine."

Qin Huairu came to Sha Zhu to borrow money, but she heard this shocking news.

Afterwards, Qin Huairu caught a glimpse of the teacup full of yellow liquid in Sha Zhu's hand.

Because she was too shocked, Qin Huairu didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Sister Qin, uncle, I have a special reason. I lost my mind yesterday and told everyone that we had teamed up to destroy Hou Weimin's marriage. Also, I dreamed last night that a fierce ghost stood in front of me. I was worried that I was possessed, so I found some boy's urine and drank it to ward off evil spirits."

In order to prevent Uncle Da and Sister Qin from thinking that he had some special hobbies that were not visible to others, Sha Zhu quickly explained.

After hearing Sha Zhu's explanation, Yi Zhonghai's forehead was full of black lines. He was wondering whether the person who took care of the elderly he had trained with great effort was reliable. Could Sha Zhu's brain really take care of him well in his old age?

"I'm here to tell you that Wang Qiuju might come to investigate us for ruining Hou Weimin's blind date. When that happens, you must insist that you were jealous and said those slanderous words to Hou Weimin's blind date. You must not expose the rest of us."

Yi Zhonghai instructed.

"Don't worry, uncle. I promise I won't tell."

Hurry up, Sha Zhu promised.

Because of the strong smell of urine, Yi Zhonghai left immediately after he finished speaking.

"Silly Zhu, my family is really struggling to make ends meet. My three children are still young and need to grow up~"

Holding back her nausea, Qin Huairu stated her purpose.

"Sister Qin, I don't have any money left. I have to pay back Hou Weimin next month. To be honest, I may not even have enough money to last until the salary is paid."

Sha Zhu looked embarrassed.

But seeing that Qin Huairu looked like she was about to cry, Sha Zhu still took out five dollars and handed it to Qin Huairu.

As for his living expenses, Sha Zhu decided to go to the Finance Department to apply for an advance with a shameless face.

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