The time-traveling lady is too fierce
Chapter 72 This morning is quite lively
When the villagers saw that the excitement was over, they all went home. As they went home, they told their wives how awesome Erzhuzi was and how shameless Shi Xiaohua was.
You have to discipline your daughter well, and don't be like Shi Xiaohua who is so young and doesn't learn well!
Back at the Shi family’s old house, Old Man Shi and Old Lady Shi woke up in the morning. Just as they were about to get up, Old Man Shi discovered that his crotch was wet. He touched it with his hand and smelled a foul smell. He actually wet his pants!
He quickly got out of bed and changed his pants. If his sons and daughters-in-law knew about this, they would definitely laugh at him!
Seeing that the old woman was still lying in bed and didn't get up quickly, Old Man Shi got even angrier! "You old bitch, hurry up and wash my pants. Don't let the daughters-in-law wash them, you wash them!" He didn't want his daughters-in-law to know that he had wet his pants!
Old Mrs. Shi got up slowly. When she heard that her old boss wanted her to wash his pants, she wanted to open her mouth and curse Old Man Shi. As soon as she opened her mouth, saliva flowed out of her mouth.
"Old man, old man, what do you think is wrong with me?" Old Mrs. Shi said this vaguely!
Old man Shi also heard something was wrong. He looked at the old lady and saw that her mouth was crooked and her eyes were slanted, and she was drooling from the corner of her mouth! This was obviously a stroke!
This old house is just not good, it leaks everywhere. This person had a stroke after living there for only two nights!
Old man Shi, change your pants and go outside to call his eldest son and second son!
When the two sons heard that their mother had suffered a stroke, they rushed over to see her, and the daughters-in-law also quickly put on their clothes and followed over!
"Mom, why did you have a stroke?" Shi Donglai approached his mother and took a closer look. His mother had a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, and she kept drooling. She looked so disgusting!
"Mom, don't worry, I'll go get a doctor for you!" The second and third sons of the Shi family ran out quickly. This stroke must be treated in time, otherwise it will be difficult to recover!
The three daughters-in-law looked at their mother-in-law with disgust. This old lady was already difficult to serve, and now she had a stroke! She must be even more annoying!
The three daughters-in-law had to flatter their mother-in-law, say caring words, and help Old Mrs. Shi put on her clothes and shoes.
At this time, the eldest daughter-in-law saw her father-in-law's underwear and wondered why it was still on the ground. She walked closer to see why it was still wet. There was also a burst of urine smell coming out! She immediately understood that her father-in-law had wet his pants! Did he get sick from being scared by Li Qiuge last time? Why does he wet his pants all the time? !
Why is their family so unlucky? My father-in-law has a habit of wetting his pants, and my mother-in-law has had a stroke. Why does the Shi family keep having so many bad things happen to them?
When the father-in-law saw the disgusted expression of his eldest daughter-in-law, his face turned red! "I accidentally spilled the urinal when I got up at night." The eldest daughter-in-law looked at the urinal and saw that it was placed there properly. It looked like it had been spilled. The father-in-law is quite good at lying!
But he didn't know what was going on and just walked out with the sexy pants.
Just as things calmed down here, screams came from Shi Sisi's room again.
Several sisters-in-law ran to the sister-in-law's room again and saw her sitting on the bed motionless. I thought she had a pimple on her face again like last time, but now she looks fine. Sister-in-law, what's wrong with you again? ! This family is so worrying!
"Sisi, what are you yelling about? You scared us. Are you okay? Go to mom's room. Mom seems to have had a stroke. Her mouth is crooked and her eyes are slanted, and she is drooling! Your second and third brothers went to ask a doctor for mom, and we still have to go cook!" The eldest sister-in-law looked down on her younger sister-in-law more and more. She would cause trouble for no reason! One day, she couldn't help with anything!
"Wow, wow, wow..." Who would have thought that Shi Sisi would cover her face and start crying!
"Why are you crying so early in the morning? You think we don't have much to do at home? I just asked you to stay with your mother for a while, and you started crying! I have been married to this family for so many years, and I have spoiled you enough. I have never said a harsh word to you. I asked you to stay with your own mother, and you are wronged!" The second sister-in-law was also unhappy. What was she doing? If the mother-in-law knew, she would think that the sisters-in-law were bullying her!
"Sisi, stop crying. Mom really had a stroke. Mom loves you the most. Please go and see her!" At this time, the third sister-in-law came to Shi Sisi's bed, took her clothes and asked Shi Sisi to put them on.
"No, sisters-in-law, you misunderstood me. It seems that my old illness has relapsed..." When she said this, she was talking to the third sister-in-law, and the third daughter-in-law, Zhao, suddenly felt a stench coming towards her!
"Cough cough, Sisi, why does your mouth stink so much? Go rinse your mouth quickly..." The third daughter-in-law kept coughing because of the odor!
"I don't know why my mouth stinks so much today, and I just let out several loud farts!" As soon as Shi Sisi finished speaking, she let out several super loud farts in succession!
"Oh my God, Li Qiuge was right, you must be angry again?!" Several sisters-in-law quickly covered their mouths and noses. The power of this fart was stronger than the previous few days!
"Sisi, I told you to be more patient and not get angry easily. Look, your temper is getting bad again. Fortunately, there are no pimples on your face this time!" The second daughter-in-law couldn't stand it anymore. After saying these words, she ran out. She was gasping for breath outside!
The most unlucky person was the third daughter-in-law, Zhao. Shi Sisi's fart happened to be right in front of her, and she vomited it all up. She dry-heaved several times in a row, because she hadn't eaten anything in the morning, and all she vomited was sour water!
As soon as the sister-in-law heard Shi Sisi's fart, she ran out quickly. She was smart for once. At that time, she was thinking that if this fart was as smelly as last time, she didn't want to smell it. Unexpectedly, she was right!
Seeing her third brother's wife retching there, not only her, but some even felt a little gloating!
Finally, the third daughter-in-law, Zhao, ran away from Shi Sisi's room with a pale face!
Shi Sisi was also choked by the stink, but it was her own fart after all, so she had to endure it no matter how smelly it was.
The only thing that made her feel relieved was that there were no pimples on her face this time, otherwise she would have been even more upset!
"Sisi, don't sit in the room anymore. Hurry up and put on your clothes and come out. If you want to fart, don't hide in the room. Go to the back of the house where there is no one!" At this time, the sister-in-law shouted to Shi Sisi in the room!
"Sister-in-law, do you still remember Li Qiuge's prescription last time? Hurry up and make some more medicine for Sisi! If this is left on again, our whole family will be suffocated to death!" The third daughter-in-law, Zhao, came to the sister-in-law at this time, asking the sister-in-law to make some pills for Shi Sisi.
"I do remember that prescription. We have all the other shits at home, but we have to go to the village to find the dog shit. We don't have a dog now, and the black dog we bought has been bled. But Li Qiuge also said last time that if you use this prescription again, it may not work!" The eldest sister-in-law still remembered what Li Qiuge warned Shi Sisi last time!
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