"Your Highness, I also noticed something wrong. Don't worry, I'll pass the message down and let our people pay attention." At this time, Ye Yi whispered in Shi Dalang's ear.

Although everyone in Shijia Village now knew that Shi Dalang's original surname was not Shi and Dalang was his nickname, Shi Dalang still planned to travel with them under the identity of Shi Dalang, so he did not tell the villagers his real surname.

Because his surname was a national surname, only people of the royal family had it. Han was afraid to tell the villagers and cause unnecessary trouble.

I told the villagers that his family was a wealthy one. The villagers of Shijia Village did not ask too many questions. After all, what was the point of asking about other people's family affairs in this situation?

Shi Sisi from the old house here is complaining again!

"Sister-in-law, can't you make some soup for me? I'll choke to death just eating the pancake!" Shi Sisi found it hard to swallow the multi-grain pancake in her hand. Now the pancake was cold, not soft like when it was hot.

"Isn't there hot water in the pot? Can't you just make do with it?! Dad and mom eat like this, why can't you?" It's good enough to have a sip of hot water, but she even wants soup. This sister-in-law thought she was at home!

"Since the hot water is already boiling, why not put some vegetables and eggs in it to make a soup?" She just looked at it deliberately. Li Qiuge and the others hid aside, but they beat an egg into the soup! Why can Li Qiuge and the others drink egg soup, but she has to drink boiling water! They have saved a lot of eggs at home. After the chicken was eaten, the eggs were all on the mule cart! What's the point of keeping them? They will become rotten after a long time!

"Look who is cooking egg soup, you are so bold, we are fleeing famine, not sightseeing, and you still want to cook egg soup, there are so many people in the family, who will drink the egg soup? Our mother is old, the eggs should be saved and cooked for our parents from time to time to maintain their health, not to waste them!" The third sister-in-law said rudely. Anyway, it was not her turn to eat the eggs, but she couldn't let Shi Sisi get away with it.

"Just make do with it. This is how people in the village eat. Why can't you stand it? If you don't want to eat, get out of here and stay away!" The old man looked at his daughter. How could she be so ignorant? He couldn't say a word less!

"Hey, auntie, there are so many young girls and wives in the village. None of them are picky about food and drink. Why are you so greedy?" Shi Xiyou said to Shi Sisi while biting the multi-grain pancake in his hand with great effort.

"What right do you have to speak? The elders are talking, so why should you, a little bastard, fart?" Shi Xiyou is becoming more and more ignorant. No matter what she says, he will object!

"Just be quiet for a while. If you want to drink the hot water, then drink it. If you don't want to drink it, just bear with it!" The eldest brother also came over and scolded Shi Sisi.

"You just ganged up to bully me! I'm not going to pay any attention to you!" Shi Sisi angrily took the pancake in her hand and sat aside to eat!

Shi Sisi sat aside, which was just what they wanted. She had been farting all the way, and now it was time to eat, so it was just right for her to sit aside. They were just afraid that if she suddenly got angry, no one would be able to eat.

Shi Sisi sat aside, eating a pancake angrily, her butt also puffed. Anyway, Shi Sisi was used to her stinky farts. At first, she even retched a few times, but now it didn't matter. The villagers near her couldn't hear the sound, but they could always smell the stench. They were curious, where did the evil wind come from, why was it so smelly? They moved several places in a row to avoid the stench!

"Mom, what's so smelly? It makes me unable to eat." The little girl held the biscuit in her hand but couldn't bite it.

"What good food can there be on the road fleeing from famine? Someone must have pooped nearby. Just eat whatever you can. You are still being picky about food in this situation!" The woman patted her daughter on the back and comforted her.

The little girl was also an obedient one. She frowned, pinched her nose, and ate the biscuit in her hand.

"Mom, I found the source of the bad smell. It turned out to be Shi Sisi hiding behind our tree. I was wondering why it smelled so bad." Shi Sisi had just finished her biscuit and was about to take a nap against the tree when she was woken up by a little boy pointing at her nose.

What made her most angry was the little boy, who was saying that she smelled!

"You little bastard, I'm just taking a nap here, why are you making so much noise? Go back to your home!" The little boy didn't expect Shi Sisi to be so fierce, so he quickly ran to his parents.

"Goudan, stay away from her. Be careful next time we find a place to rest." Goudan's mother didn't want to argue with Shi Sisi. After all, everyone in the Shi family would cheat people.

"That stinky smell comes from my mother's asshole. I can hear the fart sound. It's so loud, just like the mud bubble game we used to play!" Goudaner described the sound of Shi Si's fart!

"You meddle in everything in the world, and you have no right to control other people's shit and fart. You are not a dead asshole, so don't you fart? Don't fart in front of me, just go where your throat should go!" This little bitch is just asking for trouble. She was already angry, and now he comes here to make fun of her!

"Goudan can also fart, but not in the way you think. Sister Sisi, can you teach me how to fart? I can use it to scare Xiao Zhuzi!" Goudan said to Shi Sisi at this time!

“If you also want to learn how to fart so loudly, then you should eat more beans, and then you will definitely fart more!” The child in this family is so uneducated, he is worthy of being a child of the peasants!

"Mom, please cook some beans for me tonight. I also want to fart as loudly as that. If my husband doesn't play nice with me, I will hit him with my fart!" Goudan grabbed his mother's clothes and begged.

“Goudan, don’t listen to him. Even if you eat a pot of beans, you can’t fart as loud as him. That’s not a good thing. If you really fart that smells so bad, no one will want to play with you in the future.” Her son didn’t want to get that kind of strange disease. It would be difficult for him to find a wife in the future!

"Mom, please give me some beans to eat. I want to try it. I also want to fart that loud and loud! You say that fart should be so loud! Will my buttocks be shaken when it comes out?" Goudan's mother was so amused by her son's words that she covered her mouth and laughed. What on earth was her son thinking?

"Yes, mother tells you, if you really fart that loudly, your little butt will be numb. At night, you won't even be able to sleep!" Goudan's mother threatened Goudan, and at the same time, she looked at Shi Sisi and showed her mockery!

Shi Sisi was so angry that she didn't want to talk to them anymore. She stood up and walked towards her home!

"Then I'd better not fart. I don't want to be unable to sleep at night!" Goudan plays crazy in the village every day and falls asleep immediately at night. It smells so good!

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