On the application of plant zombies in the world of Naruto

When Uchiha Tajima and Kyojuro led the Uchiha to explore the Kaguya family's territory, Madara and Izuna stayed at home.

When Black Zetsu saw this character configuration, he thought it was a godsend!

If we don't cause trouble now, when will we?

Apart from anything else, Black Zetsu's ability to act is really strong.

(Have very strong subjective initiative, happy)

He immediately led Izuna to the shrine and showed him the method of opening the Kaleidoscope on the stone slab.

[To open the kaleidoscope, you must experience the death of an important person]

Uchiha Izuna sneered in his heart.

It seems that someone deliberately guided me tonight just to make me see the error of this method.

It seems that the previous attack on his father was also to stimulate himself to open the Kaleidoscope.

I am quite important to the mastermind behind this.

Ever since Kyojuro discovered that the clan's stone tablet had been tampered with last year, Uchiha Tajima specially called a meeting of all the Uchiha with three magatama in the clan.

At the meeting, they were clearly told that the method for opening the kaleidoscope on the stone slab had been maliciously modified, and they were asked to be alert and vigilant at all times to prevent someone from misleading them into harming important people.

Black Zetsu hid in the darkness, rubbing his hands together, and looked with satisfaction at Izuna standing silently in front of the stone slab for a long time, then he sighed deeply and walked away in a daze.

Judging from Izuna's expression, she must have seen it. If she saw it, then there's no need to worry that he won't have any thoughts.

Now he just can't get around the hurdle in his heart. It's okay. If he encounters more critical moments and feels more unwillingness brought by weakness, he will have no choice but to open his kaleidoscope.

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie

In the darkness, Hei Jue laughed silently.

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Kaguya Fuuya, who was forced in by Kaguya Yoshiyuki, was decisively and forcibly stuffed to the fifth elder by Tajima as soon as he entered Uchiha.

Tajima: You still want to be close to Kyojuro? Go away!

Kyojuro: Uncle? Where's Xiaofeng?

Tiandao: Xiaofeng is here to get treatment. Don't disturb him if there's nothing else to do. It would be bad if it affects the treatment process.

……

After the beginning of spring, it is time for Uchiha to open the most exciting blind box (bushi) and summon Kyojuro every year.

This year, all the members of the clan leader's family are particularly present. Uchiha Tajima is of course a great leader. Madara took a day off for himself, Izuna asked Su for a day off, and Koichi just said hello to his master and didn't go to do anything.

Kyojuro is nine years old now, and his plant summoning system has undergone a major upgrade. In addition to removing the limit on the number of plants that can be summoned, there is also an additional surprise part.

But this surprise part is still gray and there is no information.

Kyojuro moved his hands and formed a seal.

……

……

?

The yard was quiet, with neither smoke nor sound.

Did it fail?

"It's okay, try again. It's common for ninjutsu to fail," Haoyi immediately comforted his son.

Kyojuro shook his head.

"Dad, it's been successful. The plant is in the yard, but I don't know where exactly."

Kyojuro looked at the prompt on the panel: [New plant summoned successfully], but the plant illustrations and plant introductions that should have come with it did not appear.

Several people immediately went to the yard and began searching. After searching for about a quarter of an hour, they finally found a small red fruit in the corner that was not originally there.

"Kyojuro, is this the plant you summoned this time?"

Kyojuro immediately moved closer, and when the red fruit appeared in his field of vision, a plant illustration and introduction also appeared.

"Yes, yes! This is what we summoned this time!"

[Plants always say that Potato Mine is lazy because it always leaves everything to the last minute. Potato Mine has no time to pay attention to them because it is busy thinking about its own strategies and tactics.]

Uchiha Madara looked at him curiously.

"What good can such a red fruit do? It grows on the ground."

Kyojuro looked at the content on the panel, "This part of the potato grows on the ground, and can... Uncle Madara, don't!"

"Ok?"

Uchiha Madara grabbed the fruit.

boom!

He was covered in dirt from the explosion.

"Ahem, ah, ah, ah! What is that?"

"……explode,"

Kyojuro said two words late.

"Uncle Madara, can you please not use the hand speed you gained from practicing hand seals on this?"

Tiandao looked at his eldest son who was covered in dust and dirt and smiled unkindly.

Izuna hurriedly helped Ban Ge clean the dirt off his body and asked casually,

"What would happen if I touched the part of it buried in the soil from underground?"

“It will explode, too.”

Tajima hit the pillar.

"Beautiful! This is a special plant you use to guard against the evil spirit that roams underground."

Uchiha Madara shook the dirt out of his hair.

"But if you want to use such a small thing to cover the entire tribe, you need a lot of it."

"Kyojuro, how many can you summon at once?"

Kyojuro held up two fingers.

"Two? That's too few."

"Yes, three."

Theoretically, he can now summon plants without restrictions, but the summoning is still related to his own state. Currently, his instinct tells him that two hundred is the limit for one summoning.

"! Has your Wood Release been upgraded again!?"

"Ok!"

"Hahahahaha! Kyojuro you're awesome!!!"

"Kyojuro!"

"Kyojuro!"

The family members began to circle around Kyojuro again.

Can there be less weird tacit understanding?

……

In order to understand the characteristics of the plant called potato mine, Tajima found a vacant lot to conduct experiments.

First, let Kyojuro bury a potato mine at the designated location, and then let the tribesmen dig down from the soil next to it. When they dig near the potato mine, people withdraw and throw kunai from a distance to pierce the underground part of the potato mine.

People observing on the ground immediately noticed that the small red fruit on top of the potato mine flashed quickly several times.

boom!

The potato mine exploded.

"This thing is just a trigger-type detonating tag," Tajima concluded, but he always felt that they thought its function was too simple.

How could Kyojuro summon such plants that are completely unusable in real life?

The big Uchiha beside him said immediately,

"It must be that we haven't found the right way to use it. Like the cherry bomb before, didn't we collect the seeds first and then plant them before they could grow into cherry trees and bear fruit?"

"That's right, let's study it slowly. Maybe there will be some changes after we plant it."

"Could it be that the fruit on top is edible?"

"Such a small fruit, even if you can eat it, it won't taste good."

"It's red and looks juicy and sweet."

“Maybe the underground part is edible.”

“Is it the same as sweet potatoes?”

"It's possible, I think the bottom part looks a bit like a sweet potato."

……

Under the guidance of the newly appointed chief elder, Uchiha Kyo, Kyojuro planted potato mines in key corners of the Uchiha clan's territory.

Especially on the outskirts of the clan territory, the basic rule is to place a potato mine every two or three steps.

When Black Zetsu hummed an ancient tune and prepared to come to see Izuna's recent situation,

Just after entering the Uchiha clan's territory, he bumped into something and was suddenly blown out of the ground by an explosion. His originally smooth black fluid body was also covered with a layer of soil.

Although it’s not very obvious.

Black Zetsu quickly burrowed back into the soil, turned around and jumped out of the Uchiha,

What the hell is buried under the Uchiha family!

(A ghost calling a ghost a ghost, so funny)

Detonating charm?

Have money to burn?

Burying such expensive detonating talismans in the ground? !

No matter how Black Zetsu broke through the defense, the Uchiha family did use the potato mines to keep the person they believed to be an evil spirit out of their home.

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Three months after the potato mines were planted, summer arrived.

Kyojuro was observing this year's cabbage harvest with people from the agricultural department when Maomao flew over with the message that Izuna left in her eyes.

"Kyojuro! Kyojuro! Follow me! Follow me!"

"Uncle, I'm leaving first."

"Go quickly, the patriarch's side is urgent."

After hurriedly saying goodbye, Kyojuro followed Maomao all the way to the outskirts of the clan's territory, where a large number of potato mines were planted.

Izuna and Tajima are here, as are several patrolling Uchiha.

When Tajima saw his nephew coming over, he quickly explained the current situation.

"Half of the potato mines that were planted earlier have popped up on the ground today."

Izuna added, "It's not just the ones on the periphery, it's also the case with the potato mines planted elsewhere in the clan's land."

"what's the situation?"

Kyojuro replied, "They are ripe."

"Is it ripe so quickly? How do we pick it then?"

Kyojuro demonstrated by holding the small red fruit on the top of the potato mine, shaking it slightly, and using his skillful strength to pull the entire potato mine out of the ground.

He shook the dirt off the potato mines and explained,

"If you don't pull it out, it will bury itself back underground tomorrow and begin to divide and multiply. It should split into three, and each one will be like the potato mine I just summoned, with a small red fruit on top. If you touch it from underground, it will explode."

"If you pull it out, it won't explode, and the part that was originally buried underground can still be eaten."

Kyojuro thought of the potato stew he had eaten before and secretly swallowed his saliva.

The big Uchiha on patrol suddenly thought of this.

"Wait, if these potato mines are very close to each other, if one of them explodes, will it cause the surrounding ones to explode as well?"

"meeting."

!

Then they can’t be planted too close to each other. If they all explode, the Uchiha clan’s land will be razed to the ground!

Tajima immediately gave the order.

"Pick out some of the potato mines that have already appeared, and make sure that the distance between each potato mine is more than one meter."

"You patrol teams should always pay attention to this matter and pick the potato mines as soon as you find them."

"Yes! Patriarch!"

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After finally arranging the time bomb buried in the Uchiha ground (which they buried themselves), everyone went home with a few potato mines.

"How do you eat this?"

"A root vegetable, probably similar to sweet potato?"

"Then cook it first?"

"...Hmm...it doesn't taste sweet at all."

Potatoes without sweetness were not very popular with the Uchiha.

"Look at it from another angle. The fact that it has no taste itself means that it can be made into any flavor."

"Uncle Grandpa! I'll do it, I'll do it!"

When he heard that there was a new dish, Jiu Lama, who had been hiding somewhere and being lazy, also showed up.

It really likes Kyojuro's cooking.

"Kid, what kind of meat do you need? I'm going to hunt now!"

"Thank you, Jiu Lama! I want pork, preferably a younger pig."

"Put it on me!"

Jiu Lama ran away quickly with all four paws and came back with the wild boar in its mouth twenty minutes later.

"Here! These piglets have just grown up, and the meat is very tender."

"it is good!"

Kyojuro rolled up his sleeves and began to get ready.

First, cut the pork belly into thick slices and put them into the pot. Add sliced ​​ginger and the green part of green onions, then add water to cover it and simmer for one and a half hours.

A lot of fat from the pork belly was stewed out, and there was a layer of fat floating on the broth. You could easily pierce the pork belly with chopsticks.

Take out the pork belly and wash it, pour out the broth, and ask Sen and Linglong who came to eat to help cool down the broth so that the fat can clump, take out the white lard on the top, and the broth below will appear in a wobbly semi-solid state.

Cut off the top red fruit of the potato mine, dig out the small part below the red fruit, then use a knife to scrape off the skin that is in contact with the soil, and then cut it into dice.

Put lard in the pot and fry the potatoes first. During this time, use the broth obtained just now, mix with sugar, miso, mirin and a little wine, and mix well.

Then add the seasoned broth and water in half to the pan where the potatoes are fried, then add the softened pork belly, cover with a lid and simmer. During this time, you can lightly poke the potatoes with chopsticks to check if they are cooked.

In order to make the dish look good in color, Kyojuro added some freshly picked cabbage cubes when it was almost ready to be served. Once all the ingredients were cooked, it was ready to be eaten.

Everyone added a piece of potato and tried it.

"! Five ants!"

The potatoes were filled with gravy and were even better than the meat itself.

The thick slices of pork belly are very soft and one bite can satisfy a person's energy needs.

The salty, sweet and fragrant taste is unexpectedly delicious!

Sen scooped a few spoonfuls of soup and poured it over the rice. The soup of the potato stew was much thicker than that of other stews.

"Oh! I see. Part of the potato melted into the soup during the cooking process! Five ants!"

Apparently, Mori, who often came to eat for free, was also assimilated by Kyojuro.

Linglong picked up a large piece of cabbage.

Because it is added just before serving, the cabbage has both the aroma of meat and its crisp texture.

"good to eat!"

"This would taste great if you put some radish in it!"

"I never thought that potatoes and meat stewed together would be so delicious and filling."

"But the soft texture probably doesn't make it suitable for stir-frying."

"I don't know, but Mrs. Mikiko and Ling should be very happy this time."

Mikiko and Ling were indeed very happy because this time they finally had new ingredients that allowed them to show off their skills.

The leaf umbrella summoned before cannot be eaten, but it made the master and disciple lost for a long time.

Mikiko stroked the round body of Potato Mine.

Hey, potatoes, hey~