On the application of plant zombies in the world of Naruto

At noon that day, after Izumi finished the morning clan studies course, his father told him that he could report to the Intelligence Department in the afternoon.

He was so excited that he performed a one-handed backflip for Kyojuro on the spot.

Madara seemed to be hesitant to speak, and in the end said nothing, but a look of anticipation appeared on his face.

Kyojuro, who noticed Uncle Madara's strange mood, felt that what his uncle was about to experience when he reported for duty this time might not be as good as he imagined.

……

The Intelligence Department that Izumi thought of: In a dark and dim room, the bosses deciphered intelligence based on the riddles sent back by the spies, analyzed the enemy's movements, and used language to determine the direction of the battle. It was a secret department hidden in the darkness.

Or he may be serious, with sharp eyes that can see through people's hearts at a glance.

Or he may be talking and laughing, with a glance that shows insight into the world.

When he was excitedly led by Uchiha Qing to a side room, he saw clothes from all walks of life, from the lowest-level coachman, boatman, waiter, human trafficker, prostitute, to doctors, calligraphers, monks, Taoist priests and zither players. Almost all the clothes of the industries that ordinary people can work in can be found in this room.

And a friend who has arrived early, Uchiha Mori (bald version)

Seeing him come in, Uchiha Mori turned his head and looked at him numbly, his eyes obviously dead.

Izuna: Mori!!! Wake up!!!

Although he knew that the Intelligence Department's outer spies would disguise themselves as various inconspicuous people to conduct reconnaissance, Izumi really didn't expect that the first step in their training would be to change clothes.

No wonder Brother Ban had that expression when he mentioned the training in the Intelligence Department!

Wait, there are prostitutes' clothes in here...

Doesn't that mean that Brother Ban also wore women's clothes back then?

He glanced at the second elder who was sitting in the middle watching the show, and thought,

"Given the Second Elder's temper, he would probably draw Brother Ban dressed as a woman..."

Izuna walked into the house without hesitation under Uchiha Mori's painful look.

"Good day, Elder Su."

Uchiha Su pursed his lips and smiled.

"Izumi Nana~"

He motioned to Uchiha Qing who was still standing at the door to come in and dress up Izuna.

Izuna tried to struggle a bit to figure out what the training content was for today.

"Elder Su, what are you going to do today?"

Uchiha Su glanced at her newly painted balsam nails and said, "It's very simple. Pick one of the clothes from the pile and follow Qing to learn how to dress up as a person of the corresponding profession. When you have learned it, you can switch to the next profession."

"That Sen..."

Uchiha Su smiled, "He picked a monk~"

Izumi: I'm sorry, Mori, this is your own choice.

Mori: Izuna-san! I’m waiting for the day when you become bald!!!

Izunai closed her eyes, hoping that she would not be drawn to be a monk today, because looking at Sen's miserable condition, she knew that Elder Su would really force them to shave their heads!!!

'Not a monk, not a monk, not a monk!'

As soon as Izunai opened his eyes, Su took out a golden bell from somewhere.

Dang Dang Dang——

"Congratulations to Nana Izumi for winning the Bald costume!!!"

Seeing Uchiha Qing bringing a women's kimono, Izuna's eyes instantly died.

My luck and Mori's luck are really comparable...

but……

Izunai doesn't understand.

If it is for the mission, the sacrifice of being bald and wearing women's clothes is nothing, but so much in advance, you have to learn the behavioral characteristics of people from all walks of life. It is not just to act, but to truly become and integrate into that group.

Sen doesn't understand.

The Sharingan is very convenient. Once it is opened, he can instantly grasp the characteristics of those people with just one glance. Why does he need to train these now?

She walked down from her chair, picked up the blue and white pearl flowers on the plate, and put them on Izunai's hairpin.

"Izuna, you're a smart kid, have you figured out something?"

Izuna tilted her head slightly, looking at the woman who was gentle and elegant in Kyojuro's words, but what she was thinking was,

As expected of the person in charge of the Intelligence Department, his control over emotions is flawless.

"Why should we learn to be like those commoners?"

"Can't you use the Sharingan?"

The two children asked questions one after another.

Hearing this, Uchiha Su suddenly pinched the faces of the two cubs in front of him.

To Izunai, "Not bad, not bad. You are much smarter than your brother."

To Mori, "As for you, you are a pure idiot, and you even opened the Sharingan. You are slower than others in opening your mind."

"All the outstanding children in the tribe will receive this kind of training. The difference is that only those who are outstanding enough can come to me."

Izuna and Mori stood up and bowed to Uchiha Su.

Uchiha Suya accepted the gift and explained,

"Uchiha, the one who holds the military fan."

"Everyone knows how powerful the Uchiha are, but the moment an Uchiha steps out of their clan territory, they will face being captured, killed and their eyes taken out. Even adult ninjas have to go through this, let alone children like you."

Uchiha Su softened his voice and sighed with a hint of sadness.

"Only by protecting yourselves can you protect the reputation of the Uchiha."

“You have to learn to make yourself ordinary.”

"Like ants, like grass, but not like Uchiha."

"do you understand?"

Uchiha Su tidied up Izuna's clothes and recalled his childhood experiences.

She and he were abducted together, but the treatment they received was completely different.

He stood there with a knife in his hand, but died on the spot, while she remained silent and cowered, but lived to wait for her tribesmen.

He is a seven-year-old genius with two magatama.

This is why, after gaining a certain say, she arranged these camouflage trainings against all odds.

I've told you that we can't just keep encouraging education!

"Without a future, how can you be strong? Remember, everything is for survival."

I hope this little trick can save these seedlings.

Uchiha Su patted Sen's serious chubby face.

People say nephews look like their uncles, and they really do look alike.

That's the IQ, ah~

……

Under the guidance of Uchiha Su, Izuna and Mori studied seriously.

Sen recited the Diamond Sutra and the Great Compassion Mantra skillfully, and the wooden fish in his hand made bursts of sounds.

Izuna is learning how to be a girl who can survive in the red-light district. She needs to be gentle, respectful and silent.

To show your vulnerability and beauty when being watched,

To arouse men's desire to protect and possess.

To disappear from women's sight.

------

Time passed quickly and the Fire Nation entered its long summer.

Kyojuro, who spent his first summer in this world, also deeply realized why this country was called the "Land of Fire".

Even though he was the successor of the Breathing of Fire, he still couldn't stand the heat.

However, the two sunflowers he summoned were extremely excited. They twisted freely in the sun every day, showing their enchanting dance moves to the audience.

By the way, a bunch of sunshine patches are also included.

The fifth elder was as happy as an old farmer who had a good harvest, and he wished the sun would not set every day.

However, the temperature in the pharmacy is constant, which is not surprising. After all, a too high temperature will not be beneficial to the recovery of the injured.

So Kyojuro began to go to the pharmacy on sunny days and to the intelligence department on cloudy days.

However, since it rarely rains in the Fire Nation in the summer, he hasn't been to the Intelligence Department for a long time.

That afternoon, it was finally a cloudy day, and there seemed to be signs of rain, so Tajima hurriedly sent Kyojuro to the Intelligence Department.

If you don't send it to him soon, Uchiha Su will probably put women's clothes on him.

Izuna followed her habit of the past month and changed into women's clothing that was inconvenient for movement, then sat at the table with Uchiha Mori to listen to the teacher explain the commonly used secret codes within the clan.

Kyojuro was led by the evil-minded Uchiha Su into the side room, and immediately saw Izuna in a kimono.

Whether it was because of his understanding of his family or a swordsman's familiarity with his partners, Kyojuro was unable to deceive himself.

what……

"Uncle?"

Izuna, who was sitting upright, actually knew that his eldest nephew had come when he heard Kyojuro's footsteps, but he still didn't want to face him and could only pray that Kyojuro would not recognize him.

In the end, he was recognized.

Izuna instantly threw away her shame, turned around happily and hugged her nephew.

"Kyojuro is amazing, wow, you recognized me in an instant~"

"Ok!"

Seeing that his uncle showed no reluctance, Kyojuro thought that dressing as a woman was a special training for the clan, so he asked,

"Is my uncle going to go on a mission?"

"Training is also part of the mission. By the way, this is my good friend, Uchiha Mori. You can just call him Brother Mori."

"Brother Mori."

When Uchiha Mori was called brother, his eyes instantly changed from numbness caused by the secret code to excitement. The hand in his sleeve was eager to touch Kyojuro's fluffy head, which looked very touchable.

Kyojuro took the initiative to pull Uchiha Mori's hand and placed it on his head.

Wow!

It's really furry!

But before Uchiha Mori could feel the touch of his palm carefully, he was dragged back to the desk by Izuna.

Izuna smiled and waved goodbye to Kyojuro, "Uncle and Mori-nii still have to continue studying, Kyojuro, please continue playing."

"Okay! Come on, brother Mori! See you later, uncle!"

Uchiha Mori also waved his hand. Hehe, Kyojuro told me to cheer up!

……

Kyojuro followed Uchiha Su back to the main room to continue learning waka, and was still thinking about the training content he had just seen.

What kind of mission location would require the tasker to disguise himself as a woman?

Kyojuro suddenly remembered that it seemed that Uzui was indeed in charge of all the team's tasks regarding the flower street.

So do you have this type of task at home?

(Not only that, there is also industry.)

He looked up at Uchiha Su.

"Auntie, is Kyojuro going to dress like this too?"

Uchiha Su thought that after all, Kyojuro's little face would definitely become a super beautiful beauty with a little dressing up, and she would also be a rare sunny beauty in the Uchiha clan.

However, all the training and education that Kyojuro received were specially discussed by several elders.

They couldn't possibly let such a big baby go to the red-light district. Kyojuro was so handsome. If he was touched by someone without eyes, it would leave a psychological trauma and affect his healthy growth. Then they would have no place to cry.

"Kyojuro, no need. This is your uncle Izuna's class."

"After I finish writing this, can I still go watch my uncle train?"

Pika～

Uchiha Su took Kyojuro's shining light attack head-on at close range and was completely sunk!

"Okay! Whatever Kyojuro says is fine!!!"

After Kyojuro finished today's homework carefully, Izuna also changed the content of his study.

Kyojuro just sat obediently on the mat and watched Izuna practice.

Kneeling, sitting, standing, walking, turning around, every frown and smile, all need to be trained.

Strive to make every angle and every movement flawless.

When the training was completely over, Izumi and Mori were both exhausted and sweating, but they still held their breath, knelt down gracefully, picked up the teacups on the tea tray, and sipped the tea in the cups in small sips.

Kyojuro saw that the teacher and Uchiha Su in the room nodded to him, and he immediately ran to Izuna.

"Uncle Izuna is so awesome! He is completely different from the Uncle Izuna at home!"

"Hmph~"

Izuna smiled proudly. As for how many mistakes the teacher corrected him for in the beginning, Kyojuro didn't need to know.

------

In the dark night, Kyojuro got up to go to the bathroom and found that Uchiha Madara was still sitting in the corridor, apparently admiring the moon.

He rubbed his eyes and sat next to Uncle Ban.

"Uncle Ban, Aunt Su is so amazing."

He was able to come up with this training method and promote it by suppressing the opposition within the tribe.

Uchiha Madara rubbed Kyojuro's head and said, "Well, no matter what, protect yourself."

Kyojuro leaned forward and stuck close to Uchiha Madara, "...Uncle Madara, why are you unhappy?"

Uchiha Madara removed his hand from Kyojuro's head and spread his palm under the moonlight.

"Kyojuro, tell me, is there really a place where there is no fighting?"

Kyojuro was silent.

No, he wanted to say.

Although he was always slaying demons, he also knew a little about current affairs. Those convenient Western items had only rushed into his country after that incident.

Even if the two countries have never had any contact before, it is only because the other party wants to and their own country has no ability to resist.

The premise of peace is equality of power and does not rely on the strength of either side.

Only when you become strong do you have the right to say "no".

"Yes," he looked at his uncle in this life, "we can make Uchiha a place like this."

Looking at Kyojuro's serious eyes, Uchiha Madara thought he might be crazy for actually talking about these things with a young child, and he actually thought that Kyojuro really understood what he was thinking.

He muttered to himself, "How can I make it happen..."

Kyojuro looked up at the moon in the sky.

"Strong military power, financial power and influence."

Just like what Ubuyashiki did in his previous life, although he was always chased and blocked by ghosts, he always managed to survive.

These three points are just the most basic points and none of them can be missing.

Now the Uchiha only have force.

Military force, financial power, influence...?

Uchiha Madara also raised his head and looked at the full moon in the sky.

(Thanks for the reminder, the first version was indeed a bit unreasonable, and it feels much better after the overhaul)

(The author is so lucky to meet such a good reader!!! Love you!!!)