Full-time King
Chapter 1299: Trick You to Death
Qin Tian fell into the deep forest and became invisible in an instant. His breath was completely hidden. He was instantly flat and there was no breath at all, as if he had evaporated from the face of the earth. The guy with the highest cultivation level searched hard for Qin Tian but couldn't find him. He was so angry that he blew up a large section of the forest and then chased after Zhang Sifeng.
At this moment, Zhang Sifeng had not been killed by the explosion, but he was turned black by the previous attack, and his whole body looked like he had just rolled out of a coal mine.
"Wuliang, you're a longevity Buddha, you're hurting me to death, I'm going to fuck your immortal Qin Tian!" Zhang Sifeng cursed.
As soon as he finished cursing, he found that the five guys behind him were rushing towards him, especially the two guys who were kicked away by Qin Tian. They rushed the fastest. Unable to find Qin Tian to take revenge, they transferred all their hatred to Zhang Sifeng.
"Amitabha, you are going too far!" Zhang Sifeng looked at the five people who were coming to kill him, and immediately cursed and ran away quickly. There were loud bangs and Zhang Sifeng's screams from behind. Qin Tian felt very happy to hear them and followed them quietly.
The five guys chased Zhang Sifeng for several hours, but Zhang Sifeng relied on his faster speed and always kept a distance between them so that the five guys could not catch him. However, he was beaten badly and was almost caught up several times.
"Amitabha, you are going too far. Do you think that I, the Taoist priest, am easy to bully? Do you think I will blow you to death?" Zhang Sifeng said angrily as he looked at the five guys who were chasing him. He took out a yellow talisman paper from his arms, looked at it with heartache, and then threw it behind him.
"call out!"
After this talisman paper flew out, it suddenly burst out with a dazzling bright light, and the next moment, it exploded.
"boom!"
The sky was filled with blazing flames that spread out in the air like a flower. The terrifying aura of destruction spread violently in all directions and instantly struck the five pursuers.
"what!"
"what……!"
Screams rang out one after another. In an instant, five guys were hit directly. Flames suddenly burned on their bodies. They quickly fell into the forest and fell to the ground. They hurriedly tried to put out the fire, screaming.
Zhang Sifeng didn't even bother to look at them. He turned around and ran away very quickly, as if he was afraid that the five men would catch up with him. In the blink of an eye, he disappeared.
After running for half an hour, he stopped when he saw that the five guys hadn't caught up with him. He breathed a sigh of relief and stopped on top of a huge peak.
"Amitabha, my most precious life-saving fire talisman has been used up. I am so heartbroken. It's all that damn Qin Tian's fault. He made me suffer like this. I curse him to give birth to a son without an anus!" Zhang Sifeng, who was burned black, muttered to himself.
"Hehe, Taoist priest, it's not good to say bad things about others behind their backs!" Qin Tian's voice suddenly rang out beside Zhang Sifeng.
"what!"
Zhang Sifeng jumped up in fright and dodged to the side. Looking at Qin Tian who suddenly appeared, he was shocked and angry.
"Asshole, you actually cheated me. I will kick you to death!" Zhang Sifeng looked at Qin Tian angrily and kicked him hard.
"Oh!"
"Ah...Master Dao, my waist is broken!"
Before Zhang Sifeng touched Qin Tian, he was kicked away by Qin Tian and screamed in pain.
"Hehe, Taoist priest, if you have something to say, please say it nicely. Why are you touching me? It's not good for your health. By the way, Taoist priest, your style is so sharp!" Qin Tian looked at Zhang Sifeng and smiled proudly. If you cheat me, I will cheat you to death.
"Amitabha, this is all your fault, and you're still laughing. Hurry up and compensate me for the medicine!" Zhang Sifeng looked at Qin Tian with his eyes wide open.
"I don't have the money for medicine, do you want this?" Qin Tian raised his foot and smiled at Zhang Sifeng.
Zhang Sifeng stood up hastily when he saw it, waved his hands fearfully and said, "Amitabha, the medicine fee is waived. If you have anything to say, just talk nicely. Don't move your feet. It's not good for your health!"
Qin Tian looked at Zhang Sifeng and laughed secretly in his heart. Then he put down his foot and stopped teasing him. He sat down aside. Zhang Sifeng looked at Qin Tian and stopped doing anything, so he also sat down beside him and adjusted his posture which was severely blasted.
It was already night time, and Qin Tian felt hungry, so he got up and went to hunt one or two big black bears and a few bison. He killed them all, leaving one and throwing the others into the small world for Qin Wen, Mo Lingxue and the others. Qin Tian then put some ingredients on this one and roasted it over the fire.
The fat black bear was grilled over a high fire, with oil oozing out and crackling sounds coming from it. Zhang Sifeng, who was standing next to him, was drooling at the sight.
"Amitabha, it smells so good!" Zhang Sifeng's mouth was watering as he watched the golden roasted bear meat, and his black hands immediately reached out to grab it.
"Snapped!"
"Not ready yet, wait!"
Qin Tian used a branch to push Zhang Sifeng's hand away. Zhang Sifeng was shaking with pain and had to wait on the side for the food to be cooked. His mouth was drooling all over the floor and he felt extremely sick.
After a while, the meat was roasted. Qin Tian took out a dagger and cut it in half. He threw one half to Zhang Sifeng and started eating the other half.
When Zhang Sifeng got the bear meat, he was like a hungry wolf, eating it in big mouthfuls. As a result, he was scalded by the hot oil and his tears came out. He kept inhaling. Qin Tian almost laughed when he saw this.
"Hahahaha... Taoist Priest, don't worry, no one is going to snatch it from you!"
"Hmph! What do you care?" The Taoist priest ignored the pain and continued to eat with relish.
Qin Tian shook his head helplessly, took out a can of beer, opened it, and slowly drank it with the barbecue.
"What is that? I want it too!" Zhang Sifeng said immediately as he watched Qin Tian drinking.
"You want some too? You may not be used to it!" Qin Tian said, reaching out to take out a can, opening it and giving it to Zhang Sifeng. Zhang Sifeng took it and took a big gulp.
"Pfft... It's so unpalatable. I'd rather eat meat!" Zhang Sifeng threw away the beer and continued to devour the barbecue.
……
after an hour.
"Ugh... I'm so full... This is the first time I've eaten such delicious barbecue. It's worth it even if I die!" Zhang Sifeng touched his round belly and burped.
"Is that so, Taoist priest? Then I will kill you!" Qin Tian said with a smile, waving the dagger.
"Ahem... Well, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, put the dagger away quickly, it's not good to play with a knife!" Zhang Sifeng said hurriedly.
"Boom!"
As the two were talking, a loud noise came from the sky in the distance. Qin Tian and Zhang Sifeng looked over immediately and saw that a space in the east suddenly collapsed. A dazzling light came out from it, revealing an extremely terrifying aura of destruction...
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