Full-time King

Chapter 2071 Eat Shit

When Yang Wei saw that his cell phone was embedded in feces, and it was the kind of yellow and sticky shit, it was so disgusting that he wanted to reach out to pick it up, but he was afraid of getting dirty and didn't dare to go.

"Oh my god!" Yang Wei raised his head and looked around, and suddenly saw a beggar begging on the roadside. He was overjoyed and immediately waved to the beggar.

"Beggar, come here. I'll give you money. Help me pick up the phone." Yang Wei shouted at the beggar, waving a fifty-yuan bill in his hand.

When the beggar saw it, he immediately ran over with his broken bowl in his arms.

"Come, help me pick up the phone, and I'll give you the fifty yuan." Yang Wei said to the beggar.

The beggar took a look at the phone in the shit and couldn't help showing disgust. He turned around and looked at Yang Wei and said, "At least 500. I won't do it if it's one cent less. It's too disgusting."

"Fuck, you're asking for a higher price. You're just a beggar and you think it's dirty. You've eaten so much shit and you still think it's dirty. Pick it up quickly. Let me tell you, I'm a plainclothes policeman. If you don't pick it up, I'll arrest you and lock you up for ten days or half a month. Hurry up!" Yang Wei said angrily to the beggar. He didn't expect that the beggar would dare to bargain.

"Fuck it, I'm not picking up any more. If you have the guts, arrest me. I'm worried about having no place to live and no food to eat or drink." The beggar looked at Yang Wei and said without any concern. He stretched out his hand and let Yang Wei handcuff him.

Yang Wei didn't expect the beggar to be so tough. He immediately became furious and wanted to teach the beggar a lesson, but when he thought about the fact that he still needed his help to pick up things, he finally endured it.

"Okay, damn it, five hundred is five hundred, hurry up and pick it up for me!" Yang Wei said angrily, stretched out his hand to take out his wallet, ready to take out five hundred yuan. Unexpectedly, as soon as he took it out, he didn't hold the wallet firmly, and the wallet immediately fell into the sewer below.

When Yang Wei saw it, he immediately reached out and tried to grab the wallet.

"Oh!"

"what!"

In an instant, Yang Wei lost his balance and fell down. His right hand was pressed directly on a pile of shit, which splashed all over his face.

"Fuck, he's eating shit!" When the beggar saw that half of Yang Wei's face was almost buried in shit, he ignored everything and ran away to avoid Yang Wei's anger from him.

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

At this moment, Yang Wei had a large piece of shit in his mouth. He felt extremely disgusted and couldn't help vomiting. He didn't expect that instead of picking up the wallet, he also threw his own money into it. This time he really ate shit.

"Damn it!"

Yang Wei cursed and raised his head from the sewer. His face was covered with shit and he had vomited so much that his face turned blue. He left his wallet and cell phone behind and stood up and ran towards the police station to wash off the shit first.

"Make way! Make way!" Yang Wei rushed into the police station and went straight to the toilet. Everyone who saw Yang Wei with shit all over his face covered in shit covered their noses and walked around him, looking disgusted.

"Yang Wei, you fell into the pit." Chen Yajie just came out of the women's restroom. Seeing Yang Wei with shit all over his face, she felt disgusted. She covered her nose and stayed away from him.

When Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he wanted to die immediately. He didn't expect that Chen Yajie would see such an embarrassing situation. How could he pursue Chen Yajie in the future?

"Yajie, listen to me...!" As soon as Yang Wei opened his mouth, his voice was full of the smell of feces. Chen Yajie was too lazy to listen to what he said. She immediately walked away quickly, as far away as possible.

"Yajie, please listen to my explanation!" Yang Wei shouted, but Chen Yajie had already left without looking back. Yang Wei looked depressed and angry at the same time. If the beggar hadn't raised the price, he wouldn't have been like this.

"Damn it, you dead beggar, don't let me find you, otherwise I will kill you!" Yang Wei said hatefully in his heart, then turned around and went into the toilet, turned on the faucet and started to flush.

After washing for a full half hour, he finally washed all the shit off his body, but he still felt smelly, and there was a smell of shit when he opened his mouth.

"Damn it!" Yang Wei wanted to call his colleague and ask him to send in some clothes, but when he touched his phone, he found that his wallet and phone were still in the sewer.

Immediately, Yang Wei ran outside without thinking. His phone still contained evidence of Ling Feng's infidelity, and he must not lose it.

Yang Wei ran out of the police station in one breath and returned to the small waterway, ready to get his phone back. However, he saw a large amount of water suddenly came out of the sewer from somewhere, and his wallet and phone disappeared.

"Fuck, I can't be that unlucky!" Yang Wei said in shock as he looked at the sewer. There was a huge amount of sewage down there, extremely dirty. It looked like the water from a cesspool. His phone and wallet disappeared without a trace.

Yang Wei suddenly fell to the side, completely dumbfounded. He had finally found evidence that Ling Feng was having an affair with other women, and even ate shit, but he didn't expect that his phone would be washed away by the water. This luck was so damn bad.

"No, the phone is heavy, maybe it's still down there!" Yang Wei suddenly stood up with a start, and without thinking, he reached into the sewer to fish it out. Unfortunately, after fishing for a long time, he didn't get anything, but his hands were full of feces.

At this time, Chen Yajie just walked out of the police station, preparing to handle the underwear theft case. Suddenly, she saw Yang Wei sitting by the sewer with a depressed look on his face. She was very surprised and asked, "Yang Wei, what are you doing!"

As Chen Yajie spoke, she walked over and immediately smelled a foul odor, and took a few steps back.

As soon as Yang Wei saw Chen Yajie, he immediately stood up and looked at her excitedly and said, "Yajie, I tell you, I saw Ling Feng with another woman, and they were holding hands. They were very sweet. I had photos, but my phone fell in here. Wait, I'll fish them out and show them to you. Don't walk away." Yang Wei said excitedly, and immediately reached into the sewer again, trying desperately to fish to see if he could get them back.

Chen Yajie watched Yang Wei's actions from the side and felt that Yang Wei's brain seemed to be stuck in the door. He ignored her and just left without looking back.

"Hey, Yajie, don't go. Just wait, I will get it back soon!" Yang Wei shouted immediately after watching Chen Yajie leave. Unfortunately, Chen Yajie ignored him and walked forward with big strides.

Yang Wei was so excited that he immediately stood up and wanted to chase after him. However, he forgot that there was a sewer in front of him and he stepped on empty air and fell down.

"Oh!"

"what!"