Siheyuan: I, Shazhu, will never be a scapegoat
Chapter 44: Don’t let Shazhu get married
The third uncle's face turned red with anger. The key point was that the third aunt was right. He did intend to cheat and defraud. He ate the meat and accepted the gifts, but did nothing and deceived Shazhu.
"If you can't speak, just shut up." The third uncle said angrily.
The third aunt was startled and said aggrievedly: "I am just worried that you will also learn from Lao Yi."
The third uncle said hurriedly: "Pooh, pooh, pooh, what nonsense are you talking about? I am a scholar and a teacher."
Auntie: "Where did you get this meat? It's so big."
The third uncle chuckled and said, "I asked Sha Zhu for this."
The third aunt's eyes widened: "If you want Shazhu, just give it to me. It's such a big piece of meat."
The third uncle had no choice but to explain: "I introduced Mr. Ran from the school to Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu must thank me handsomely."
Third Aunt: "Are you really going to introduce Teacher Ran to Sha Zhu?"
The third uncle smiled evilly and said, "He's dreaming. He's a stinky cook who hits people all the time. If he says anything, everything will be ruined."
The third aunt was shocked: "Then you are lying."
The third uncle said confidently: "How can it be called cheating when it comes to scholars' affairs?"
"Besides, it's Shazhu himself who is incompetent and has a bad reputation. It's none of my business."
The third auntie became a little worried: "My dear, Shazhu is not the same as before. If he knew you were like this, he would beat you to death."
"Besides, if you do such an immoral thing and Sha Zhu beats you to death, I'm afraid the people in the compound will just cheer and say you deserve it."
The third uncle was stunned for a moment, then became angry and said, "You are a woman, what do you know? Go get the meat and cook."
The third aunt took the meat and only had her eyes on it. She took the meat and went into the kitchen.
"By the way, this meat has to be eaten over several days. Don't be like a spendthrift woman and eat it all in one or two days." The third uncle reminded again.
The third aunt replied angrily: "Boss, are you confused? This meat can't be eaten over several days. If you really eat it over several days, it will go bad."
"Oh no, that was a mistake." The third uncle looked annoyed, "I should have asked Sha Zhu to give it to me in two installments."
"Okay, let's eat it over three days."
"However, we have to be careful about what my wife said." The third uncle thought that Yi Zhonghai was beaten, and if Sha Zhu knew about this, he would definitely beat him too.
"It seems that I have to learn from Yi Zhonghai's trickery and use a knife to kill people."
The third uncle thought of Xu Damao. Since Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu could use Xu Damao, he could too.
Given Xu Damao's personality, if he knew that Sha Zhu was going to have a blind date with Teacher Ran Yi, it would be strange if Xu Damao didn't try to sabotage it.
"By the way, besides Xu Damao, there are also Qin Huairu and even Yi Zhonghai."
Thinking of this, the third uncle felt that he was very smart. He was really smart.
"Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, with these three wicked people who don't want you to get married, it will be difficult for you to get married."
With the intention of the third uncle and the spread of the third aunt, the news that Sha Zhu, who earned 67 yuan a month, was going to have a blind date with a female teacher soon spread throughout the compound.
When the second uncle Xu Damao found out, he was furious.
The second uncle was angry because why was Sha Zhu's salary almost catching up with his? His salary was only over 70 yuan.
"Damn it, this is so unfair. Why does Shazhu have such a high salary and he wants to marry a female teacher? He doesn't deserve it."
Xu Damao held his chin and murmured, "There's nothing I can do about Shazhu's salary, so I can only ruin this bastard's blind date."
"You want to marry a female teacher? Dream on, you bastard."
However, when thinking about this problem, Xu Damao couldn't help but recall what happened last time. Sha Zhu, that evil star, was no joke.
If he does it again, that bastard will never be spared.
"Damn it, I can't do this myself."
Xu Damao was scared. He didn't care about his reputation, but he couldn't care less about his life.
"Then how can I let that female teacher know that Sha Zhu is a violent maniac who always shouts for violence and killing."
Xu Damao thought about it and felt that he had to go to the third uncle first to get some information.
That night, Xu Damao prepared good wine and food, invited the third uncle, and asked the second uncle to accompany them, and also took the opportunity to apologize to the second uncle.
After a while of eating and drinking, whatever Xu Damao asked, the Third Uncle answered it. He almost answered every question and told him everything he knew.
It went extremely smoothly. Xu Damao knew that Lianbang was Teacher Ran's student and he knew it very well.
Even Xu Damao knew about Teacher Ran's family background.
The more this happened, the more Xu Damao couldn't bear to see Sha Zhu go on a blind date with Teacher Ran. Even though he thought that Teacher Ran looked down on Sha Zhu, what if?
"Qin Huairu will be released tomorrow. I can use the stick joke first. I don't believe that Qin Huairu can tolerate Sha Zhu getting married, especially when Sha Zhu's salary is so high."
Xu Damao acted decisively, bought a lot of snacks, pretended to stroll around the yard, and after a while, he met Banggeng who came out to play.
"Bang Geng, come here, I have something delicious."
Bang Geng looked suspicious: "Xu Damao, don't lie to the kids, do you really have something delicious?"
Xu Damao was a little annoyed. Why would I, Xu Damao, lie to you? "Really?"
"I don't believe it. My mom said you're not a good person." Bang Geng rolled his eyes and said, "Unless you give it to me first."
Xu Damao was so angry, the little bastard was exactly the same character as Qin Huairu, greedy and insatiable.
"Okay, I'll give it to you first." Xu Damao suppressed his anger and gave Banggeng a bag of snacks first.
He took the stick stem, broke it open immediately, and ate it in two or three bites. Then he immediately said to Xu Damao, "Do you have any more? If not, I'm leaving."
"Damn it, this bastard, this little bastard, is even more shameless than his mother Qin Huairu." Xu Damao was stunned. The banggeng looked naked, as if he would turn against him if he didn't eat it.
Xu Damao had no choice but to take out another bag of snacks: "Here."
Bang Geng took it and asked, "Do you have any more?"
Xu Damao was so angry that he was shaking. What do you mean? It’s gone, and you’re going to turn against me again?
"Yes." Xu Damao took out a few bags of snacks and put them back.
Banggeng's eyes lit up: "Uncle Damao, can you give them all to me? You adults don't eat snacks anyway."
Xu Damao was not surprised. When this kid said he was not a member of the Jia family, Xu Damao was the first one to disagree. His shameless character was exactly the same as Qin Huairu's.
No matter how bold other children are, they cannot say such shameless words. Once they open their mouths, they will take everything.
This is not just greed, it's really shameless.
Not to mention, just a second ago, Xu Damao was not a good person.
"Just chat with me for a while. If I'm happy, I'll give you everything."
Bang Geng said without thinking, "No problem, but you have to give me two more packs of snacks first."
Xu Damao was too lazy to argue with Bang Geng and just gave it to him.
Bang Geng was so happy that his eyes were shining. He looked at Xu Damao as if he were a fool, a fool with a lot of money. Damn, he was so easy to fool. He got two more bags of snacks.
Only Xu Damao didn't know what Banggeng was thinking, otherwise he would be so angry that he would die.
"Banggeng, you know, that bastard Shazhu's salary is almost as high as that of an old man." Xu Damao looked at Banggeng and continued, "That is to say, Shazhu's salary is enough for your family to have steamed buns and delicious meat every day. You can't even finish it."
Banggeng couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Damn, is Shazhu going to be so rich?
"If your family is still like Shazhu's before, you can have big white steamed buns and delicious fish and meat every day. You can even eat a big white steamed bun and throw one away."
Xu Damao said this and shook his head: "However, if Shazhu wants to marry a wife, you will never dream of living a good life of eating delicious food every day, drinking spicy drinks, and eating a big white steamed bun and throwing one away."
"Bang Geng, I feel sorry for you." Xu Damao said, and took out some snacks: "Once Sha Zhu gets married, you will never live that kind of good life again."
After saying this, Xu Damao left.
Banggeng had only one thought at this time. He wanted to live a good life with delicious food and fish every day, eating a big white steamed bun and throwing one away.
Therefore, Shazhu cannot marry a wife, absolutely not.
After taking the snacks home, Banggeng went to ask Jia Zhang about it.
"Grandma, Shazhu's salary is so big that we can't spend it all by eating delicious food and eating steamed buns every day, right?"
Jia Zhang was a little surprised, wondering how Banggeng came up with this idea, and replied, "It's almost seventy yuan, I definitely can't spend it all."
Big fish and meat, plus big white steamed buns, you can eat as much as you want. At most, it only costs a little over one dollar, more than sixty years, and at least half of it is left.
When Bang Geng heard this, he couldn't help but say, "Damn it, if Sha Zhu gets married, won't we have a chance to live this good life?"
"No, we can't let Sha Zhu marry a wife, absolutely not."
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