My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court
Chapter 56: I can only steal shit!
Then Ye Xingxin looked around, then came over and whispered:
"My Lord, the princess doesn't mind you stealing things from the princess's mansion before, so this case is closed."
"After you and the princess divorce, you must not steal again."
"Although they are things that people don't like, such as the old lady's toilet paper, the old housekeeper's smelly socks, and the baby's diapers, they are still stealing."
She patted her chest.
"I am a fifth-rank Jingzhao Yin appointed by the imperial court, responsible for the public security of the entire capital."
"If you can't help it and do it again, I will put you in jail."
"You know, the cell is dark and damp, and there are rats running around everywhere. It's not a good place to stay."
"There are several pairs of eyes watching you even when you go to the bathroom. There is no privacy at all."
"And if you're really addicted to masturbation there, you can only... can only..."
Under Chen Wen's sinister gaze, Ye Shengxin's voice became smaller and smaller until it stopped.
Chen Wen smiled wryly: "Only what? Huh?"
Ye Xingxin tried: "Can you not tell me?"
"Master Ye can try."
[Damn, I’m threatened again! ]
[What kind of bad luck did I run into when I went out today? None of them let me go! ]
Ye Xingxin cursed in his heart, but forced a smile on his face, saying with dissatisfaction:
"There's nothing there. If you don't steal straw, you'll have to steal shit!"
As if in revenge, Ye Shengxin said this with great force.
After saying that, he ran back to Ye Mansion as if he was escaping for his life, leaving the four people standing there looking at each other in bewilderment.
Rong Anle, whose mind was stunned by Ye Shengxin's words, suddenly shivered with cold.
See Chen Wen’s cold face.
I could feel his chilling aura that was enough to freeze people to death.
I swallowed in embarrassment.
He took a few steps back in disgust and tried to persuade him: "My Lord, stealing is not good. I think..."
"If you don't want to steal shit from the prison cell, then change this perverted habit!"
After saying that, she quickly slipped away.
Only Chen Rou and Chen Ping were left in the awkward situation.
Unable to bear the freezing cold atmosphere, Chen Rou moved her lips.
Try to say something.
"Brother, stealing is not good. You should change this habit."
After she said this, Chen Wen's face became even colder.
He looked at his brother Chen Ping, "Do you think so too?"
Think I'm perverted enough to steal shit?
Chen Ping grinned when he thought of the things that were stolen from the princess's mansion by his elder brother, including his snot handkerchief.
He lowered his head and said carefully and in a low voice: "Brother, change it."
"You really can't go to jail."
Chen Wen, who was extremely distrustful, said: "..."
He took a deep breath, suppressed his anger and twitching eyelids and asked:
"Have you memorized the book I gave you earlier, The Art of Speaking?"
Chen Rou/Chen Ping: Is this true?
How come they don't remember this book?
Chen Wen gritted his teeth and said, "Go back and copy this book five hundred times. Don't leave the room until you finish copying it!"
Chen Rou/Chen Ping: Is Big Brother taking his anger out on others?
Is it because they don't trust him?
But how can they trust him given what he has done in the past?
Thinking of this book whose whereabouts were unknown, the two began to wail again.
Help, help, help! ahhhhh!
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Ye Shengxin returned to his yard and dismissed all the servants who were working there, with an excited heart.
Opened the wooden box.
But before opening it, I didn't know if it was her illusion.
She thought she saw a faint blue light flash briefly in the box.
[System, do you see the blue light? ]
System: [What blue light? I don’t see it.]
【I must have seen it wrong.】
Ignoring this matter, Ye Shengxin took out the things in the box one by one.
Two jade pendants, a wooden hairpin, and - a silver note for one hundred taels.
That's all.
Ye Xingxin held up a hundred silver notes and asked, "Is this the reward the princess gave me?"
She was a little disappointed and then slapped herself again.
[This is a lot of stuff, Ye Xingxin, don't be too greedy. ]
After persuading myself, I happily accepted it.
After a busy period, Ye Shengxin started to write today's story.
Inspired by Wen Huaifei's experience as Minister Wen, Ye Shengxin did not write about women this time.
Instead, he wrote a long and eloquent article, directly bringing out the historical story of Yue Fei verbatim.
I cried while writing.
My General Yue.
He cursed again: Damn Qin Hui!
The old man must have died a miserable death. It's a pity that the tin metal used to cast him was used!
After venting his emotions, Ye Shengxin suddenly found that the system was a little quiet before going to bed.
I called out to it immediately.
System: [Don't make any noise, I'm thinking! ]
Ye Xingxin: "..."
After waiting for a while, Ye Shengxin couldn't help but express his curiosity.
"What are you thinking about?"
"Tell me, I'll help you think about it."
The system was persuaded and expressed its doubts:
[Host, I found that I didn't do anything with you, but I suddenly had energy. 】
Ye Shengxin stood up with a somersault.
Thinking that her long-awaited golden finger was finally coming, her eyes lit up and she asked excitedly:
“What can this energy do?”
"Can we open a mall?"
"Or contact the flower grower."
System: [Why did you contact the flower grower? ]
"Of course I'll hand you over! I have no use for you, so I might as well hand you over to scientific researchers to strengthen my country."
System: [Do you want to go home? ]
Ye Xingxin rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, there is nothing here, of course I want to go home."
He urged again: "Tell me quickly, what can you do with this energy?"
The system said nothing.
Ye Shengxin had a bad feeling.
"You don't know because you lost your memory, do you?"
The system felt guilty and gave two dry laughs, ha, ha.
Ye Xingxin: "..."
Ye Shengxin held back countless curse words, then lay back in his original position, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
Garbage system!
System: [Host, when I have enough energy, I might remember it. Don't be discouraged!]
Ye Xingxin: "Then how do you earn your energy?"
The system stopped talking again.
Ye Shengxin pounded the bed in annoyance, and after a moment he covered his face with the quilt.
"go to bed!"
royal palace.
Emperor Jingming, who was about to fall asleep, also sat up.
Is the system energized?
It doesn’t know how to make money?
After thinking about these two questions carefully, Emperor Jingming suddenly felt that being able to know the conversation between the system and Ye Shengxin from a distance was not a good thing.
It was obvious that the two brains were not good enough to solve this problem, so he had to solve it.
But what can he do with the immortal creatures in heaven?
How sad!
Emperor Jingming pulled his hair unconsciously and accidentally pulled out several strands.
Emperor Jingming: "..."
His hair is so brittle, he won’t be bald at such a young age!
He sighed deeply and thought about Ye Shengxin's desire to return to his original world.
Emperor Jingming smiled.
Hehe, this kid probably doesn’t know that he and the civil and military officials in the court have all been to her original world!
Suddenly I felt secretly happy.
The smile on his face grew wider.
Just as he was laughing, Emperor Jingming thought of himself in Ye Shengxin's world.
I was interrogated by the bailiffs there for several hours.
A smile disappearing technique was performed on the spot.
Damn, this trip was so fucking terrible!
Suddenly, he lay back, angrily saying: I can’t think about it anymore, let’s go to sleep!
You won’t be angry when you fall asleep!
The Mansion of Marquis Wenxin.
After drinking a large amount of painkillers, Wen Xinhou finally fell asleep, but then he fell into a nightmare from which he could not escape.
In his dream, he came to a world full of darkness...
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