My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

Even though this kid isn't very smart, judging from his money-grubbing attitude, I think his ability to make money is pretty good.

Emperor Jingming made the decision and issued the approval immediately.

"Eunuch Lin, send some rewards from my private treasury to Ye Xingxin later to reward her for solving the case."

"Do it quietly, don't make a fuss." He warned again.

Otherwise, if a reward is given for a small case and the ministers find out, they will probably feel unbalanced.

Emperor Jingming thought so.

He also secretly despised himself, for being an emperor and yet his words and deeds were inconsistent!

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Ye Shengxin originally wanted to read a book, but there were many people coming and going on the way to court.

Many officials would come over to say hello to her.

This book was never translated.

I could only suppress my curiosity and watch quietly while the emperor and his ministers discussed state affairs.

[Let me see what secrets the ministers have written in this book "Seven or Eight Things About Ministers".]

Suddenly, the entire court fell silent.

Countless pairs of eyes suddenly shot towards Ye Shengxin.

Ye Shengxin was ignorant and unaware.

Xu Changyu next to her was forced to face the baptism of everyone's gaze.

He closed his eyes with a look of despair, and lowered his head heavily.

The ministers also began to exchange glances in horror.

Prime Minister Shangguan: Old Xu, are you the Imperial Censor? Did you do this?

Xu Zhong frowned: How is that possible? Am I that kind of person?

Zhang Liang: You are not, but you died last time because of Ye Xingxin Society?

The Prince's Tutor nodded: You are the most likely to drag us down!

Xu Zhong raised his beard and said: Nonsense, I am not that kind of person. Maybe it was done by Lord Chang!

Chang Zunli glared: I have been busy raising money and arranging the cancellation of the chastity arch these days, so I don’t have the leisure time for this.

I think Marquis Pingqing has the best relationship with Lord Ye, so maybe he was the one who used it to entertain Ye Shengxin.

Marquis Pingqing stroked his beard and said: "I have been accompanying my wife at home after court dismissal, and have no time to deal with this matter."

If you don't believe me, I can ask my wife to explain it to you in person.

The ministers who advised themselves not to be afraid of ghosts intellectually but were terrified emotionally: …

You are still ruthless!

The prince put his hands in his pockets, coughed lightly, and stood aside, hiding his achievements and fame.

Emperor Jingming sighed: It’s finally here.

[Wow, the book actually says that when Prime Minister Shangguan was a child, he was naughty and stole the dog's food bowl from his neighbor's house.]

[I was chased by an angry black dog for three blocks and accidentally injured my roots, so I only have one wife until now. 】

【Is this true or false? 】

Everyone looked at Prime Minister Shangguan.

Zhang Liang thought about his brother who had a wife but no concubine and only one daughter, and the look in his eyes immediately became strange.

He lowered his voice and said, "Brother Shangguan, there is a good doctor in my mansion. You can go and see him after the court session."

"There are three unfilial acts: not having a son, and the worst is not having a son. You can't be childless!"

Prime Minister Shangguan: “…”

The Prince's tutor joked, "I never knew that the Prime Minister was so lively and cute when he was a child."

Prime Minister Shangguan: ...

You are lively and cute, your whole family is lively and cute!

Nong Minchang was curious: "At first, the Prime Minister couldn't outrun the black dog, so..."

"Old farmer!" Shangguan Tong warned with a red face.

He couldn't help but explain, "I was very agile at the time, and I chased the black dog away, but I didn't hurt it at all."

"As for offspring, I already have a wife and daughter, which is enough. There is no need to add more!"

[Oh my god, who is so bored that he actually counted the number of times Lord Xu Zhong farted thirteen times during the morning court session! ]

The system exclaimed: [The butts are different! ]

Ye Xingxin blinked: [How does this person know so clearly? ]

Everyone: "..."

Xu Changyu couldn't help but hold his forehead: "..."

Some people couldn't help laughing.

Among them, Prime Minister Shangguan was the happiest. He found the next victim and immediately retaliated.

"Master Xu's stomach is not in good condition. If you don't get treatment in time, Master Chang standing behind you will suffer in the future."

"You...you..." Xu Zhong's face was filled with shame and anger.

"Master Chang, I wonder how you felt at that time?" Zhang Liang immediately teased.

Chang Zunli: “…”

He lied with a fierce face and said, "I don't know about this."

[Tsk tsk, the person standing behind Lord Xu at that time was Lord Chang Zunli, and his expression was wrong from the first fart. ]

[Unfortunately, he couldn't hide, so when he was forced to sniff the fifth one, he couldn't stand it and rolled his eyes.]

[Seeing that he was about to faint, Lord Xu stepped out to discuss state affairs with His Majesty, and Lord Chang finally breathed a sigh of relief. ]

Emperor Jingming: ...

He bared his teeth. How on earth had he managed to have a conversation with that piece of shit Xu Zhong?

Looking back at that time——

Ahhhhhh, what should I do if I want to explode?

[Soon after, Lord Xu returned to his original position and moved his butt.]

[While Lord Chang was on high alert, he let out a long, long fart! ]

[Hiss! Lord Xu actually managed to control his voice at that time and didn't interrupt everyone's discussion of state affairs. Awesome! ]

Ye Xingxin admired him very much, so he expressed his opinion very strongly.

Everyone's jaw dropped in shock.

They all looked at Chang Zunli, the biggest victim at that time, with sympathy.

When Chang Zunli thought of the situation at that time, tears were about to flow.

Wuuuu... He really wanted to die at that time, which would have been better than living and suffering such torture.

He really has a hard time!

Emperor Jingming bared his teeth again.

Suddenly I know the day when Xu Zhong farted thirteenth time.

Long after the court session that day, he remembered that Chang Zunli, who had not left the palace for a long time, came to the imperial study to find him.

With a painful look on his face, he asked him to change his seat, but he couldn't give a reason.

At that time, he thought Chang Zunli was looking for trouble, so he did not agree.

I didn't expect that he was defending Xu Zhong's face.

This is really...

Emperor Jingming calculated the time and found that it had been more than two years since this incident.

Lord Chang still stands behind Lord Xu.

He hissed. Xu Zhong’s stomach…

I’m afraid Chang Zunli has already been marinated?

Many ministers also determined the time based on clues, and suddenly became more sympathetic towards Lord Chang.

In order to protect themselves, several colleagues around him quietly moved away from him.

Chang Zunli: “…”

Ahhhhhh, this is so frustrating! ! ! !

I really don’t want to live anymore!!!

In anger, he glared at Xu Zhong and threatened in a low voice:

"Go back and take a good look at your stomach. If it still can't be cured, I don't mind sending a few male lovers who can clean your stomach to your door!"

Xu Zhong glared: "...you you you...you are so rude!"

Chang Zunli: "You have no manners!"

Xu Zhong: "You are shameless!"

Chang Zunli: "You have no shame!"

……

The quiet quarrel here continued.

On the other side, Ye Shengxin was so excited that she didn't notice Xu Changyu pulling her sleeve as if asking for help.

Just look down by yourself.

[The morning court session was unusually long that day. When Lord Xu farted for the tenth time, Lord Chang resisted the urge to faint.]

[Standing in the center of the hall and reporting a bunch of useless information, he managed to avoid the disaster.]

[What a pity! Sooner or later, he will have to return to his original position.]

[After enduring three more farts, he finally left the court. ]

【Mr. Chang was also fumigated to the point of sweating on his forehead, his lips turned pale, and he rolled his eyes one after another.】

[He knew that he could no longer walk, so after everyone left, he lay in the corner of the hall for a long time before coming back to life.]

[After that, I couldn’t wait to go to the emperor and ask for a change of position, but unfortunately… I didn’t get what I wanted! ]

Everyone:...

It makes me sad just listening to it, what should I do?