My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court
Chapter 7: Not So Smart
They would have to be crazy to allow this time bomb to stay in the court.
Xu Changyu tilted his head to look at Ye Shengxin, who was completely unaware and still secretly excited, and wanted to hold his forehead with his hand.
This person from another world really doesn't seem to be very smart.
After Ye Shengxin said this, Emperor Jingming found that he was indeed cooperating with her to some extent.
After coughing, he decided to be more subtle in the future.
Over in the toilet, after finishing his duty comfortably, he felt relaxed, but he found that Lord Xu had not brought any toilet paper and didn't know what to do.
Suddenly I received toilet paper from the little eunuch.
Lord Xu was so moved that tears filled his eyes. He came back and stood in his original position.
Lord Zhang whispered to him what had just happened, and he nodded.
At this moment, my stomach suddenly made another "gurgling" sound.
Lord Xu's body stiffened.
Facing the emperor's silent but wary gaze above her head, with an extremely painful heart, she had no choice but to stand outside the palace again.
A cool breeze blew and Lord Xu shivered.
System: [What happened to Master Xu? Are your legs weak from squatting?]
Ye Shengxin glanced outside and a cool breeze blew through the palace door and hit her face.
She seemed to understand something and said: [It's no big deal, just a bit of cold wind on my butt. ]
[Lord Xu was able to endure for an hour before, so the current difficulties are not a problem for him.]
Lord Xu, who was just trying to move his butt out of the wind: ...
The emperor's mouth twitched: ...
Xu Changyu couldn't bear to listen any longer:...
Emperor Jingming had no intention of cooperating with Ye Shengxin and hesitated for a long time. Finally, he asked the young eunuch to send a robe to Lord Xu, who had been loyal to the country for many years.
Eunuch Lin came back quickly and brought back the evidence that Lord Wang had mentioned.
—A seriously injured person.
This man was a guard of the palace. He made a mistake while carrying out his orders and was ordered to be killed by Xuanyuan Yu.
He escaped in time and was saved by Lord Wang, and now he has become the evidence for him to accuse Xuanyuan Yu.
When things came to this point, the guard who was pushed to the front told everything Xuanyuan Yu had instructed him to do.
He pointed to the heaven and the earth and said that if he told even a single lie, he would be struck by lightning.
Ye Xingxin: [Yes, whoever lies will be struck by lightning.]
Emperor Jingming originally had some doubts, but after Ye Shengxin said this, there was no movement outside for a long time.
Emperor Jingming thought for a moment and looked at Xuanyuan Yu.
"What else do you want to say?"
The emperor asked, and Xuanyuan had to risk losing his last upper front tooth:
"If you wave it, it will fall, the poet will say it is yellow!"
"He has no contempt..."
Before he could finish his words, there was a loud "boom" from the sky.
The sky was still clear, but at this moment, the wind and clouds changed, and a layer of dark clouds floated over at an incredible speed.
This made Lord Xu, who was standing outside the hall, dumbfounded.
Is this really going to be struck by lightning?
Just as the thought was about to come to an end, a bolt of lightning struck first, illuminating most of the dark sky.
Lord Xu was old and afraid of any accidents, Xu Changyu, who was standing in the back row, reached out and pulled him into the hall.
Just like that, a loud thunder struck down.
Just before landing on the floor of the Golden Palace, he was staring at with horror at the gazes of many ministers and the emperor.
It turned 90 degrees and struck Xuanyuan Yu who was kneeling in the middle.
"Ah ah ah ah..."
Sharp screams echoed throughout the palace.
Xuanyuan Yu, who was shaking all over and his limbs were twitching, was knocked unconscious by the lightning.
The thunder gradually stopped.
Everyone suppressed their fear and looked towards where Ye Shengxin was standing.
This person... this person... is truly a god.
The thunder can also be controlled.
The gazes of the emperor and countless ministers made Ye Xingxin, who was being watched, feel uneasy. He was so nervous that he turned into a screaming chicken:
【Ahhhhhhhhhh…system, system, why are all these people looking at me. 】
[I am so upset. Did I do something that deserves to be struck by lightning? What are those expressions?]
[I'm so scared, mom, save me. Woo woo woo...]
When Ye Shengxin shrank his head and pretended to be a quail, he suddenly smelled a foul smell in his nose.
The odor is getting stronger.
Ye Shengxin almost raised his hand to cover his nose.
[It stinks. Who farted at this time? ]
[You are so ignorant! ]
Ye Shengxin caught a glimpse of Lord Xu, whose face was red and who was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to die on the spot. He thought for a second.
It's clear.
[I was wondering why the emperor and the civil and military officials were looking at me. It turns out that they were disgusted by Lord Xu's sweet potato fart.]
[Is it so powerful? Can you smell it? ]
Mr. Xu: ...
He looked at Ye Shengxin with gritted teeth, and his flaming eyes almost burned Ye Shengxin, who was incompetent, to death.
She actually used his fart as a shield to justify her own evil deeds. It's simply... simply...
Shameless boy!
Lord Xu cursed in his heart. The anger that had been accumulating in his stomach for the whole morning almost made him faint.
The body shook.
Xu Changyu quickly supported his grandfather and walked him out of the hall without saying a word.
When he came back, Ye Shengxin happened to glance at him, and he felt bad.
[Wow, for fear of his own stink, he even sent his grandson far away. Tsk tsk, this cheap grandparent-grandchild relationship ends here.]
System: [I didn't expect a fart could be a test.]
Ye Xingxin nodded in agreement.
Feeling the strong gazes staring at him from behind, Xu Changyu's scalp tingled.
He cursed in his heart, this Ye Shengxin is not a person who can be worry-free!
Everyone agreed.
I don’t know who gave her such a reassuring name, but she ended up doing so many terrible things.
It's such a waste of the word "peace of mind".
Tianlei helped Emperor Jingming identify who was lying, and Xuanyuan Yu was awakened by the imperial physician with a silver needle.
Before he had time to feel sad about having lost all of his upper front teeth, an inkstone hit him in the face.
Middle of lower lip.
He heard the familiar sound of teeth cracking again.
"Xuanyuan Yu, do you have anything else to argue?"
The numb feeling all over his body made Xuanyuan Yu clear his mind, and he knelt on the ground.
"Sir, your humble servant...your humble servant Yuanwang!"
"Boom!"
Another sound.
A bolt of lightning appeared again from the dark clouds in the sky that had not yet dispersed.
The lightning was much smaller than before, and it turned again and hit Xuanyuan Yu.
As his body twitched, he belatedly realized why he had fainted before.
A huge panic struck his cheeks, his lips trembled, and his two cracked lower front teeth fell out of his mouth.
It fell to the ground mixed with blood.
There were two small "bangs."
The minister in front took a closer look at Xuanyuan Yu, whose face was twitching due to the electric shock.
I found out that he had lost his upper front teeth at some point.
Two of my lower front teeth have fallen out, and there is air leaking from my lips.
This is this...
They looked back silently.
This was done by Ye Shengxin again!
I don’t know how Prince Xuanyuan got involved with this plague god.
Ye Xingxin had sharp eyes. When he saw the bloody tooth, he cried out in his heart:
[System, the emperor's technique is amazing. With one stroke of the inkstone, directly...]
Ye Shengxin's eyes widened when he suddenly saw Xuanyuan Yu's toothless upper jaw.
Sigh, [directly smashed a row of Prince Xuanyuan's teeth. 】
[This accuracy, this attack power, is amazing! ]
Emperor Jingming: ...
Ministers:...
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