My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

After a small collapse, Ye Shengxin came to his senses.

"I was just wiping away some vegetable soup, how much paper did I use?"

"You definitely stole more than just this little!" Ye Shengxin said firmly.

"Where is the rest of the paper?"

Chen Wen smiled: "Of course I used it myself, otherwise why would I steal it?"

Ye Shengxin held back her eyes and said, "With all the toilet paper in the Princess's Mansion, I don't believe that Master Chen can only use this little in one day."

Chen Wen was not afraid of boiling water: "I will go to the toilet 20 times a day, and I will use half a finger thick water each time. Is there any problem?"

Ye Shengxin looked Chen Wen up and down. He was well-dressed and, although his appearance was not outstanding, he could still be considered a gentleman.

But going to the toilet twenty times a day...she was heartbroken.

[System, how come Mr. Chen starts to urinate frequently and urgently at such a young age? ]

【This is a symptom of prostatitis. 】

System: [Host, what is prostatitis? ]

Princess Fukang's eyes moved. Yes, what is prostatitis?

She looked at Chen Wen suspiciously again. Why didn’t she notice that this man went to the toilet so frequently before?

Could it be that she cared too little about him?

He can only go to the toilet to relieve himself?

She thought again, no wonder the prince consort had stolen so many toilets before, it turned out that the ones she had arranged were not enough, so this man had to take turns using them.

"Mom, what are you thinking about?" Jiaojiao asked in a low voice when she saw her mother lost in thought.

Princess Fukang touched her head and whispered, "Mother is wondering if we should prepare a few more toilets for your father Qin?"

Jiaojiao doesn’t understand, why?

Princess Fukang didn't quite understand the frequency of men's behavior, so she could only say, "Be careful that he also has prostatitis."

"It's always a good idea to be prepared."

Jiaojiao pondered: "Mother, I haven't given Father Qin a gift since he came back. Since he needs one, why don't I prepare one for him?"

"Just give me the golden bucket."

The little girl's eyes sparkled and she had already started to think.

"Jiaojiao promised to ask the craftsman to make the most beautiful one and send it to Father Qin."

"..."Princess Fukang imagined the scene of Qin Chengjun using the golden toilet bucket given by her daughter.

It felt like he might not be able to pee inside.

Princess Fukang wanted to dissuade her, but seeing that Jiaojiao was in high spirits, she felt reluctant to dampen her enthusiasm.

but--

She has to give her daughter a vaccination.

"Jiaojiao, if your father Qin doesn't use the golden toilet bucket you gave him, don't misunderstand him."

"That's only because your father Qin couldn't bear to use it, so he kept it properly."

Jiaojiao was very generous and didn't mind this at all. She even thought it was natural for her father Qin to put it away.

"If Daddy can't bear to use it, then just keep it with you. There is a large bookshelf in the room that Jiaojiao prepared for Daddy Qin, and it is no problem to put the golden toilet bucket in it."

"This way, Daddy can see it every day when he wakes up, and he can understand Jiaojiao's feelings for him."

Although the toilet does not sound nice, it is still clean as long as it has not been used, and it is also expensive.

Jiaojiao thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with using the bookshelf as a decoration.

Put a bookshelf?

On par with the books of sages?

Princess Fukang felt a headache.

What kind of daughter did she give birth to? How could she have such a strange way of thinking?

You almost asked your father Qin to enshrine the golden chamber pot you gave him.

Princess Fukang was speechless for a moment, and these words came out of her mouth without paying attention.

Jiaojiao blinked.

"If Father Qin is willing, Jiaojiao has no objection."

"Of course, if Father Qin is very satisfied with this gift, Jiaojiao will send another ten or eight to his grave a hundred years later."

"Let him take it with him after he dies. This way he won't lose face in front of his colleagues who have passed away. If he runs out of money, he can use the golden toilet to pay off his debts."

Princess Fukang: ...

You are a calculating kid.

Rong Anle, who listened to the whole process silently, said:

I have never seen a kid who is so good at cheating his father!

Chen Wen: …

With Qin Chengjun by his side, he was more willing to go to jail.

Ye Xingxin didn't pay attention to the movement here, and talked to the system:

【Prostatitis is a disease that only men get. 】

[You are still young, you don’t need to understand this. ]

The system shut up.

Ye Xingxin turned around and continued Chen Wen's words: "Since the things are gone, it doesn't matter, as long as Master Chen pleads guilty."

Chen Wen said straightforwardly: "I plead guilty."

"Then why did you steal? I remember reminding you before."

Chen Wen looked at Ye Xingxin deeply and said, "I just want to prove to Lord Ye that I am not the kind of person you say I am."

Ye Xingxin had a question mark on his forehead: "What kind of person?"

"Even if I go to jail, I will never steal such filthy things."

Ye Xingxin's face tightened, he couldn't believe it, "Just because of this reason?"

Chen Wen was very serious: "My reputation must not be ruined by Lord Ye."

Ye Xingxin whispered, "Your reputation has been ruined since you stole someone's baby's diapers."

What does it have to do with me!

Chen Wen smiled wryly: "Those were just the fun between me and my family. I was innocent at that time!"

"Nothing like now."

"You're infamous in front of your younger brothers and sisters!"

Ye Xingxin: ...

If you don't want to steal that thing, then don't steal it. Why are you feeling wronged?

Ye Shengxin suppressed his countless complaints, took out the book that recorded the laws of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and searched carefully for a long time.

Finally, his eyes fixed on a certain place, and then he asked Princess Fukang at the side:

"Your Highness, I wonder how much the toilet paper lost in the Princess's mansion is worth?"

The princess glanced at Chen Wen and said, "It's worth ten... no, three taels of silver."

If the fine is more than three taels of silver, the sentence is more than three months, and if the fine is more than ten taels of silver, the sentence is one year.

Having made up his mind, Ye Shengxin slammed the gavel and said, "There are witnesses and evidence in this case... evidence..."

Ye Shengxin was stuck, so he turned around and quickly took back the toilet paper that was stained with vegetable soup and threw it aside and put it on the table.

"There are both witnesses and evidence in this case. The defendant Chen Wen has confessed to the crime. In view of his active confession, I will handle this case at my discretion."

"Chen Wen is now sentenced to compensate the owner for his losses..."

Chen Wen threw a gold ingot in Jiaojiao's direction: "Jiaojiao, take it and buy yourself some snacks later."

"Thank you, Big Daddy."

Chen Wen smiled with some sincerity.

Jiaojiao took the gold and turned to Ye Xingxin and said, "Master Ye, Jiaojiao forgives Daddy."

Princess Fukang: "I have also forgiven Master Chen."

That means he has obtained the forgiveness of the owner, and Ye Shengxin handled the matter accordingly.

"Chen Wen is now sentenced to ten days in prison and one month of social labor after his release from prison."

"What is social labor?" Rong Anle asked first.

She had never seen such a verdict.

Ye Xingxin: "Mr. Chen is very skilled. He is good at stealing things, so he can also prevent others from stealing things."

"This month's social labor is that Young Master Chen must catch all the thieves he sees and hears in the capital within a month and send them to me."

"How is it? Isn't this method of mine good?"

Ye Shengxin said proudly.