My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

In order to apologize on behalf of Taomu Jian, Ye Shengxin helped Wei Haoguan to the side.

"Just sit back and let me take care of the rest."

Ye Xingxin endured Wei Hao's gaze and turned around to look at the male owner of the house:

"Is it really impossible to break the door down?"

The man's poor face became even more twisted, "Sir, a door costs three taels of silver, our family..."

"Forget it, let's keep pulling."

The ghost lady's soul was condensed into a small ball, and this time Ye Shengxin pulled it in front of the door.

The ghost woman's son poked forward from behind the door with a stick.

A pull and a poke, plus the ghost hag's own efforts.

The jaws exerted great force on the rope, and the rope easily threw her out.

That's right, dump it.

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Amid the ghost woman's exclamation, Ye Xingxin watched her fly quickly into the night sky like a point of light, and asked blankly:

"The old lady should be able to reach the underworld safely, right?"

Rong Anle looked at her with a complicated expression: "What do you think?"

Ye Xingxin blinked: "It looks like we'll have to go through a lot of hardships before we can go back."

"..." Rong Anle said: "You think it's right."

"Clap clap clap."

The little granddaughter of the ghost looked at the sky and clapped her hands with starry eyes: "Grandma is so amazing. She can even fly out as a shooting star."

"Mother, grandma must be flying very far away, right?"

Everyone:...

It will fly very far.

Wei Haoguan bid farewell to the princess's mansion today. He now has no place to live and is injured.

The culprit Ye Shengxin took him to the backyard of Jingzhao Prefecture without saying a word.

The room assigned to him was right next to hers.

Before leaving, she took a last look at Wei Haoguan, who was lying on the bed with a look of despair.

"Brother Wei, do you really not need a doctor to take a look?"

The issue of chrysanthemum cannot be delayed.

Wei Hao covered his face with a pillow and said, "Go away!"

Ye Shengxin felt that he had done something wrong, so he closed the door and left obediently.

After returning to his room, he didn't know what he was thinking about, so he borrowed a handy tool from the bailiff on duty.

Then he stayed in the room and tinkered with a chair.

I was busy all night with "bang bang, buzz, ding ding-dong" and only went to rest late at night.

The next day is a day off.

After getting up early in the morning, Ye Shengxin went to the small kitchen to heat up the food that Rong Anle brought yesterday.

Then he invited Wei Haoguan to the room to have dinner together.

"Brother Wei, wait a minute."

Before Wei Haoguan sat down on the chair, Ye Shengxin took the results of her evening's work from the side.

——A chair with a big round shape pulled out of it.

In Wei Haoguan's doubtful eyes, she said sincerely:

"Brother Wei, there is a saying that when the chrysanthemums wither, the ground is covered with wounds. Would you like to try the magic weapon to protect the chrysanthemums?"

Wei Haoguan's forehead throbbed: "Is this the result of your half-night's hard work?"

"Yes, specially made for you."

"Look at this circle. It's round with a nose and eyes. It's most suitable for you who are covered in wounds right now."

Wei Haoguan: ...

Wei Haoguan looked at the circle, which was about the size of two babies' heads, and felt that it was a bit too big.

But it seems... it can be used for the purpose.

His butt is still burning with pain. Although this thing is shameful, he is not a person who cares too much about his reputation.

He lifted his robe and sat down.

It was quite comfortable. No matter how he moved the chair during the meal, his butt didn't get injured again.

After the meal, Wei Haoguan, feeling well, bowed to Ye Shengxin.

"I would like to thank Lord Ye for taking the trouble to think about me."

Ye Xingxin: "Of course, of course. Just use it as you like."

"But I think the circle is a bit big. Brother Wei, be careful not to get stuck in it when you sit down next time."

"This circle is just the right size, it's useful to me..." Very good.

As he was speaking, his butt suddenly sank.

Wei Haoguan’s expression froze.

He moved his legs and shifted his waist.

He tried to sit up by supporting himself on the table.

Finally, he discovered in despair that his butt was deeply, deeply stuck.

He looked at the culprit, his face tense, his breath held, his eyes blazing, and he changed his words:

"It's not very good for common people to use!"

Ye Xingxin swallowed his saliva: [System, I clearly reminded him, how can he still blame me? ]

System: [Maybe you didn’t remind me in time enough. ]

Ye Xingxin: (°ー°〃)

Wei Haoguan's butt was stuck tightly, and the two of them struggled in the room for a quarter of an hour. Finally, Wei Haoguan said with sweat on his forehead:

"Master Ye, please bring the axe. I cannot bear this chair."

Ye Shengxin couldn't bear to waste half the night's hard work, but he was even more unwilling to persecute others, so he quickly took an axe and came in.

Wei Haoguan was worried about Ye Shengxin's craftsmanship and was afraid that she would mess it up, so he chose to take the axe and do it himself.

The wooden boards on both sides of his buttocks were thicker. Wei Haoguan tried to pick them and finally chose a direction with a slightly awkward movement.

Chop from front to back, then chop from back to front.

Amid the sounds of chopping wood, Ye Shengxin reminded with caution:

"There's only a little left. Brother Wei, be careful not to cut your butt and make matters worse."

"Don't worry, Lord Ye. I will control my strength and won't get hurt..."

"Ok!"

Wei Haoguan groaned.

"hiss!"

Ye Shengxin gasped as she watched the blood flowing from Wei Haoguan's buttocks, which quickly dyed his clothes red.

She hurried over to support Wei Haoguan who had freed herself.

The voice insisted, "Brother Wei, this time you have to ask the doctor to come no matter what you say."

After saying that, he hurriedly called for someone at the door.

"My lord, what happened?"

Four or five yamen runners ran over and stood at the door, looking at the scene inside, all with their mouths wide open.

What's going on with this young man?

Why is your butt covered in blood?

Ye Xingxin pulled off his purse and threw it to the yamen runner: "Go and get the doctor. And prepare two sets of clothes for Brother Wei."

"correct……"

Ye Xingxin looked at the bleeding spot on Wei Haoguan's buttocks, hesitated for a while, and said:

"Let's buy some more for a few months."

The bailiffs took a look at Wei Haoguan's slightly ferocious face and ran out in confusion.

This doesn't look like a woman.

How...how...did you end up using this thing!

"Master Ye, the common people don't need that stuff!"

Wei Haoguan was deeply hurt by the looks of the yamen runners.

Ye Xingxin looked at his robe which was stained with blood again, helplessly:

"But if you don't use it, it will leak!"

Wei Haoguan: ...

The yamen runners acted quickly and delivered the purchased items to Ye Shengxin's house as soon as possible.

The doctor who came with him looked at the place where Wei Haoguan was injured.

He also agreed: "Young Master, you should use it."

"You were too harsh on this wound. It's quite deep and in a special location."

"Even with the best medicine, you're bound to bleed if you're active."

"Master Ye is right in his consideration."

Ye Shengxin smiled and said, "That's right, so use it quickly."

"All of you get out!" Wei Haoguan felt like dying after being persuaded.

After everyone left, Wei Haoguan hesitated for a long time.

With a flushed face, she finally took the package containing the menstrual belt.

He comforted himself that he was a real man and just used some women's things.

Why are you being so pretentious? You have no future!

But when he used it seriously, tears instantly flowed out.

Woohoo… So embarrassing.