My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

"Your Highness, this is unacceptable."

"If we wake up those two donkeys, they won't be quiet tonight."

Zhao Gao tried earnestly to persuade Xuanyuan Huhan, who was holding a few bamboo cannons in his hands.

"You've embarrassed me so much, do you want me to let it go?"

Xuanyuan Hu Han asked angrily with dissatisfaction.

Thinking of the previous shame, he wished he could dig up the ancestral graves of the two donkeys.

But the emperor, for the sake of the crown prince, sent the two donkeys back safely.

He is still being well taken care of in the stable of the East Palace.

Whenever he thought about how comfortable the two donkeys were living, he couldn't even sleep well.

All kinds of emotions were swirling in my mind for a long time, and finally I decided to take action.

He will be punished no matter what if the truth is revealed later.

As long as he didn't take the lives of the two donkeys, I believe my father and the prince would not say much because they would consider that he had been wronged.

Xuanyuan Huhan was not a brainless person. After he came up with a plan, he immediately asked someone to buy a basket of bamboo firecrackers.

Pushing aside Zhao Gao who was blocking the way, Xuanyuan Huhan took two eunuchs and carried a basket to the East Palace.

Most of the palaces in the imperial palace were closed at night.

The stable is located near the back door of the East Palace, separated from the outer road by only a wall.

"You, carry me up."

Xuanyuan Hu Han ordered two eunuchs.

The secret guards hiding in the dark used bird sounds to give a warning before Xuanyuan Huhan arrived. I believe the Queen Mother must have hidden well.

The secret guard looked at the basket in Xuanyuan Huhan's hand at this moment, and a bad feeling came over him.

It was no surprise to him.

Under the big donkey's curious gaze, Xuanyuan Hu Han placed a long string of bamboo robes at its feet.

The big donkey moved its hooves and kicked the little donkey next to it, who was sleeping soundly and farting from time to time, to wake it up.

The two donkeys looked at Xuanyuan Huhan together.

I don't understand what this person is going to do?

Xuanyuan Huhan looked at the donkeys who looked like fools with ill intentions and sneered:

"Do you know what's in the basket?"

The two donkeys looked confused.

Obviously not.

But they sensed the man's malicious intent and bared their teeth at him.

The Queen Mother poked her head out of the straw pile and saw Xuanyuan Huhan and something at his feet.

Heart beating wildly.

What is this idiot going to do?

The Queen Mother was filled with rage when she thought that her plan to leave was ruined by the arrival of this idiot.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know. Just remember it."

He turned around and climbed up the wall, taking the bow and arrow handed to him by the young eunuch amid the puzzled gazes of the two donkeys.

The specially made arrow feather tips are ignited with a tinder.

Xuanyuan Hu Han pulled the longbow, and under the horrified gaze of the Queen Mother, the rocket shot towards the basket full of bamboo cannons.

Suddenly——

"Crackle...bang...bang..."

“Ahhh—ahhh—ahhh—ah.”

"What happened?"

"Protect your majesty, there is an assassin!"

The sound of bamboo firecrackers exploding was crackling.

Xuanyuan Huhan looked at the two donkeys that were jumping up and down in fear and roaring at long throats, and laughed.

"This is what happens when you offend this prince."

After saying that, he jumped off the wall and left quickly.

Too many bamboo firecrackers were still sparking, and the Queen Mother's nose was choked and her ears were deafened, and she kept coughing.

And I was afraid that I would be discovered because of that idiot.

Before anyone comes over.

Ran out of the haystack quickly.

She was avoiding the two donkeys, and the secret guards were ready to welcome them.

But a frightened donkey has no rationality at all.

When the big donkey saw its former enemy, the Queen Mother, it let out a long roar and broke free from the leash.

A donkey's head butted towards her.

The empress dowager was pushed directly onto the pile of donkey dung in the corner.

Then he quickly rushed towards her.

The Queen Mother was so frightened by the donkey's posture that she couldn't stand up. Her body rolled from side to side, and she was covered in donkey dung and urine.

I was almost kicked a few times.

"The donkey has gone mad."

"Your Highness, why did you come out?"

The eunuchs from the Prince's Palace had already run over here and were about to see the Queen Mother.

She looked towards the bronze mirror for help: "Help me!"

"I can't be spotted in this attire."

The ghost was motionless, as if struggling.

But before the eunuch rushed into the stable, he used the little remaining Yin energy to create an illusion for the Queen Mother.

Although her clothes did not change, it looked to others like she was wearing the Empress Dowager's regular clothes.

"The Queen Mother?"

The young eunuch who rushed in saw the person in the corner of the stable, his eyes widened and his voice choked.

"My lady, why are you here?"

Look at the queen mother with disheveled hair, still dodging the attack of the donkey.

The young eunuch quickly called for people to come and subdue the two donkeys.

In the yard, the prince looked at the empress dowager with a complicated expression. She was stepping on donkey dung and smelled terrible.

Somewhat disillusioned.

Is this still the same graceful, superior, and arrogant grandmother he had seen in the past?

Now she looks like an old lady among the refugees.

"Grandma, you come to your grandson's palace..."

The prince looked at the two donkeys whose hooves were tied up and said in a difficult voice:

"Grandma, were you the one who set off the firecrackers to scare the donkey?"

Queen Mother:…

The Queen Mother was holding back her anger. She stared at the Prince with angry eyes without saying a word.

How could she do such a thing!

But if she didn't admit it, would she say that Xuanyuan Huhan did it?

This would make it difficult for her to explain why she stayed up late at night and came here?

Weighing the pros and cons——

"It was Ai who did it."

The Queen Mother spat out the words word by word.

He vomited until his face turned blue and he had a myocardial infarction.

"Grandma, do you want to vent your anger?"

He had long known about the grudge between the two donkeys and the queen mother, and now he saw that the queen mother was so angry that she came here in person to seek revenge.

The prince lowered his eyes and sighed.

This makes sense.

"Is it not possible?" the Queen Mother asked with a cold face.

The prince said: "Okay, but since you are having a hard time with these two donkeys, why bother coming here yourself?"

"You've got your hands and feet dirty."

It also stinks.

The prince took a step back.

Wow, it really stinks.

Queen Mother: (｀⌒′メ)

"Who is it? Who is it that is not sleeping in the middle of the night and is setting off cannons in the palace?"

Emperor Jingming came hurriedly with a group of guards in an angry voice.

His pupils tightened when he suddenly saw the empress dowager in a dishevel.

Instant clarity.

He approached the Queen Mother, and after smelling the stench on her, he took a few steps back.

Queen Mother: (｀⌒′メ)

Emperor Jingming sighed and said, "Mother, if you want to set off fireworks to blow up the donkey and save face, you can do so during the day."

"I am your son, and the prince is your grandson. How can you not allow it?"

"It's just that..." Listening to the roars of the two donkeys, one after another, Emperor Jingming pretended to have a headache.

"You can also blast it during the day."

"It's really inappropriate to scare all the concubines and their juniors in the middle of the night."

Every word that Emperor Jingming spoke pierced the Empress Dowager's heart.

The Queen Mother was so angry that her breathing became rapid. After she called out "Emperor", she fainted from anger.

"Quick, quickly carry the empress dowager back to the Cining Palace." Emperor Jingming pretended to be shocked and ordered.

only--

No one moved.

Emperor Jingming looked at everyone present and glared.

What’s going on? Is there smoke coming out of my ancestral grave?

I can't order you to do anything, right?

The eunuchs and guards all lowered their heads.

I feel bitter.

Your Majesty, the Queen Mother really stinks.

The servants really don’t want to get involved in shit!