My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

As soon as Ye Shengxin said such an embarrassing thing, both of their faces turned red.

Especially Zhang Shuyu, who made him use his own urine to splash his ancestors...

That is extremely unfilial and you will be criticized for it!

Zhang Liang, one of the younger generations, was also in a difficult situation, but among Heaven, Earth, the Emperor, parents and teachers, the Emperor comes before parents.

As a minister, he could not bear the risk of risking the lives of his nine clans to do something that would implicate the king.

He said anxiously: "Your Highness, Shuyu, the zombies are coming soon, you...don't lose the big picture for the small."

"Your Majesty is still here!"

Chang Zunli and Xu Zhong also tried to persuade him, their calves were shaking.

[System, I forgot, people here get married quite early, and their families will have maids ready to let them know certain things. Do you think these two people won’t…]

Chang Zunli and Xu Zhong's faces turned even paler.

Do they really want to risk their lives just for watching the fun?

The prince and Zhang Shuyu said hastily: "No, we can do it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Shengxin handed him a water bag.

"Hurry up, His Majesty depends on your urine to save his life."

Emperor Jingming's face turned dark and he wondered what Ye Shengxin was saying.

What do you mean I rely on urine to save my life?

I didn't know I thought...

"Turn your back and pee, don't face us." Ye Shengxin, as a woman, kindly reminded.

The Crown Prince and Zhang Shuyu looked at each other. For the sake of their lives and for the sake of His Majesty, they both felt less psychologically burdened.

And they are all grown men, but... they can do it.

Having made up his mind, the prince moved his hand, and Zhang Shuyu hoped to delay for a while.

He handed the water bag to Zhang Shuyu.

"Shuyu, come first."

The prince is the future emperor and must not be offended. Zhang Shuyu took the water bag with his ears burning.

Then she turned around shyly, lifted her robe...

Ye Shengxin watched the zombie run towards the third person, fearing that time was not enough, and he did not dare to speak.

I can only urge in my heart: [The water should flow faster! ]

[A man who is always hesitant is not as efficient as Master Chen Wen. ]

The system also said: [That’s right, if the prince and Zhang Shuyu had the ability to urinate frequently like Master Chen. ]

[Host, you don't have to worry about running out of materials. 】

Prince:......

Everyone:...

The prince realized belatedly that Ye Shengxin had never touched a woman, so why didn't she need to dedicate herself.

Just as I was thinking this, a bag of scented water was handed to me.

Ye Shengxin knew that the prince was about to start, and encouraged him in his heart.

[Your Highness, time is running out. You must strive to be better than Zhang Shuyu.]

Prince:......

To show off one's ability is to let him, as a crown prince, compete with others to see who can pee faster?

No need!

Emperor Jingming covered his pounding heart and thought helplessly.

At this time, even if the prince won, he as a father would not feel a sense of accomplishment!

When the zombie finished sucking the four men in black and pounced on them with its bloody mouth.

The prince poured all the pure yang urine in the water bag at him.

It was expected to be accurate, but——

Everyone underestimated the speed of the zombies.

He flew up and down, landing in front of Ye Shengxin without peeing.

When Ye Xingxin saw that pale face and those black eyes, he was not afraid at first, but——

【Ahhhhhhhhh, why did it splash nothing? 】

[System, the prince is tall and strong, there should be some in stock, right? ]

[Is it okay for the prince to not have Shuyu? ]

[Is it too late to let them pee now? ]

Prince: (°ー°〃)

The surrounding guards acted quickly and soon surrounded Ye Shengxin and the zombies.

Upon seeing this, Emperor Jingming snatched the weapon from the guard beside him.

Ye Shengxin was given to the Great Zhou by God, and he must not die like this.

The prince and several ministers had the same idea.

Everyone stepped forward, trying to find a way to rescue her.

Ye Shengxin was so frightened that she didn't notice these things. Facing the zombies, she didn't know where she got the courage from.

before the zombie bit her.

He poked the wooden stick, which was as thick as a woman's wrist and as long as a finger, that he had asked the guard for just now into the zombie's wide-open mouth.

Zombie: ┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~

System reminder: [Host, there are still his black nails that can hurt people. ]

Ye Sheng's heart sank.

[Oh no, there’s nothing I can do about this! ]

The zombie was angered by Ye Shengxin and his black nails went towards her heart.

The prince stopped him.

The long sword in his hand chopped at the zombie's arm, and the arrows in the hands of the guards shot at the zombie's back.

Dark clouds obscured the moon again. In the dark night, the zombies were knocked back a step.

Ye Shengxin took this opportunity to escape quickly.

[System, you said those arrows were shot at the zombies.]

[Even if he didn't die, shouldn't he have lost too much blood and felt dizzy? ]

Ye Shengxin said it at the right time, when the zombie's long black nails were just a finger's distance away from her back.

A feeling of powerlessness came over him, and the zombie fell to his knees on the ground.

Then his body collapsed and he fell face first onto the urine-soaked ground.

His back, fletched with arrows.

Countless black blood spread out, quickly soaking the ground.

The zombie lost too much blood and felt dizzy. His eyelids struggled for two seconds and then closed completely.

Emperor Jingming breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that Ye Shengxin's bad words would still be useful at the critical moment.

The crisis is resolved before this zombie, which others covet but whose purpose is unknown, is transported away.

Just in case, Emperor Jingming asked Ye Shengxin to recite a passage after him.

"This zombie has a cruel temperament. God is merciful and will definitely keep an eye on him and the people behind him who covet him."

"As long as he has the intention to kill, and the people behind him do evil things, there is no telling whether there will be a few thunderbolts from heaven to strike him."

"Let them learn a lesson together!"

Ye Shengxin finished reading it without understanding what it meant and quickly forgot it.

The group of people were relieved as they loaded the zombies onto the truck and headed towards the city gate.

The zombie on the road blinked and woke up.

The fresh smell of people outside made his mouth grin.

He struggled to go out for a few good meals.

At this time, there was a muffled thunder in the sky.

The experienced Zhang Liang ordered everyone to quickly move away from the middle carriage.

A few breaths later, several rumbling thunders struck, and the carriage was charred black.

The zombies inside were also chopped to pieces, becoming burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, and twitching all over.

The long black nails and sharp teeth quickly degraded under the pure masculine power of thunder and lightning.

The zombie uttered a soft "hurt."

There was silence all around, and everyone heard his voice.

A terrible guess was brewing in my mind.

Ye Shengxin looked at Zhang Liang and Zhang Shuyu who were stunned.

[It's over, if this zombie had human thoughts. ]

[No matter how unlucky Mr. Zhang is, he will probably worship this ancestor who has great abilities.]

[But zombies need to drink blood, so his family will be in chaos! ]

Zhang Liang:......

Stop talking, stop talking, he is already scared.

He glared at Ye Shengxin who was causing trouble for him.

I thought darkly in my heart, why can't this guy have some bad luck for once!

Why are they always the ones who get hurt!

Just as he was feeling regretful, he heard someone in front of him shouting to Ye Xingxin:

"Master Ye, it's bad, someone broke into the prison!"

Zhang Liang:......

With just a blink of an eye, his wish came true?

Is he also a jinx?

Touching his mouth, Zhang Liang felt a little excited.

I tried to say it in my mind: Ye Shengxin fell down in shock.

But the fact is, Ye Shengxin was so frightened that he quickly ran towards Jingzhao Yin.

The legs and feet are quite nimble!

Zhang Liang:......