My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

Ye Shengxin didn't know how the kidnapped protagonists in the novels escaped the cycle of reincarnation.

Now she was woken up by the system and she had to pee urgently.

She wants to go to the toilet.

This is her only request now.

"Wei Haoguan, let me out. I can't hold it anymore if you don't go out." Ye Shengxin shouted outside the coffin.

There was the city gate in front of him, and Wei Haoguan was startled when he heard the sound.

Why did Ye Shengxin wake up now?

He rode his horse to the coffin where Ye Xingxin was and whispered, "Master Ye, there is a small convenient bucket inside. You can use that."

Ye Shengxin stumbled and fumbled in the coffin for a long time and finally touched the thing.

The palm is wide and flat, and can hold a lot of things.

but--

Ye Xingxin was devastated, "It will leak!"

"If the cart moves, everything inside will spill out."

"Mr. Wei, I believe I have no grudge against you. I treated you well before. You can't humiliate me like this just because you are in power!"

Wei Haoguan knew that Ye Xingxin had no intention of abusing her, so he said, "Then you just have to bear with it for another quarter of an hour. After passing the city gate, you will be home soon."

Ye Shengxin heard the hidden meaning in the words.

This is the destination.

She touched her stomach and thought that she could still bear it for another quarter of an hour.

System: [Host, don't you want to take this opportunity to ask for help? ]

Ye Xingxin shook his head: [Wei Haoguan has no intention of killing me. I just want to see what he wants to do by doing this.]

First he got in touch with the princess's mansion, then he "accidentally" met her at the door of a farmer's house, and then he took advantage of the situation to enter Jingzhao Yin.

He even took advantage of Chen Wen's power to make himself a hostage.

They also took away Chen Wen's three siblings.

Ye Shengxin wanted to see whether this famous "good official" had any unknown secrets.

Ye Shengxin in the coffin was no longer tossing and turning, but was awake, and Wei Hao was worried.

Lead the funeral procession to be questioned by the guards.

"Are you returning home for a funeral?"

A group of simple people carried two coffins in total. They were all dressed in plain clothes and had tear marks on their faces.

Wei Haoguan nodded and bowed: "Yes, sir, the people in the coffin are my parents. I will take them back to their hometown for burial."

The guard was in a dilemma.

The higher-ups asked us to think carefully about it, but the funeral procession couldn't open the coffin of the deceased.

Not to mention how the deceased's relatives would react, even they felt it was very unlucky.

Seeing the guard's dilemma, Wei Haoguan handed over two gold bars at the right time: "Sir, my father and mother have passed away five days ago. I really can't delay any longer. Please give me some convenience."

"It will also give my parents some dignity."

The gold was of considerable weight. The guards and their companions looked at each other and waved.

"You guys can go now, but remember to register with the government office afterwards. Don't say we didn't remind you. If anything goes wrong, be careful that your whole family will be arrested and thrown into prison."

Wei Haoguan responded repeatedly.

But when he was about to call people to set off, a voice came from afar.

"Wait a minute."

Ye Xingxin frowned, [System, I really don't want the people coming here to be friendly. They will delay me. I need to go to the toilet.]

[I really need to go to the toilet! ]

Rong Anle, Xu Changyu and Emperor Jingming came riding on donkeys.

As soon as he got closer, he heard Ye Shengxin's inner voice. Before he could feel happy, the joy on his face instantly disappeared after he heard clearly what she was saying.

The three men got off the donkeys. Xu Changyu and Rong Anle looked at Emperor Jingming and asked whether they should arrest the people immediately.

[Ahhhhhhhh, whoever dares to waste time and stop me from leaving for the toilet, I curse you to be buried in shit every day when you go out! ]

The three of them turned their heads away. This was too vicious.

Wei Haoguan looked at Rong Anle and Xu Changyu, feeling nervous and making uncertain guesses.

Did they discover something?

He subconsciously touched his face. He had changed his appearance and didn't believe that these people could recognize him.

"What's your intention in stopping my parents from entering the city?" Wei Hao was confident and pretended to be as angry as a filial son should be, with bloodshot eyes.

Emperor Jingming waved his hand calmly and said, "You misunderstood. We are talking about the old man leading the donkey in front."

The old man also stayed at the city gate.

"You're looking for me?"

Emperor Jingming smiled and was about to nod, laying the groundwork for something before getting into the topic.

The sound of Ye Xingxin's collapse could be heard again.

[Your Majesty? Is it Your Majesty? Woohoo, Your Majesty is here to save me? ]

[But please don't delay me from going to the toilet! Do you know that you will lose me if you do this? ]

[Having a minister who died from holding his urine will go down in history! ]

[People in the future will think of you and ask, who is Emperor Jingming? Oh, it turns out to be the emperor who made his subjects die from holding their urine. This emperor was so vicious! ]

When Emperor Jingming heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to roll his eyes, but he still quickly gave the gold to the old man.

"Old man, we bought your donkey. Do you think this gold is enough?"

"The three of us just happen to have one donkey each." He explained casually, making Wei Haoguan let down his guard a little.

The old man had never seen so much money before, so he took the money and gave the donkey to Emperor Jingming.

Before leaving, he said with a smile: "This is a female donkey, and she is about to give birth. Please remember to take good care of them, sir."

Emperor Jingming agreed.

After a quick escape, Wei Haoguan called everyone to prepare to set off.

Then, the sound of horse hooves was heard from the front.

The local prefect Huang Shikang brought people over.

He received news in advance that a distinguished person would be coming here. Although he didn't know how noble the person would be, it was always a good idea to be polite and courteous when welcoming someone at the city gate.

Huang Shikang knew Xu Changyu and saw that he was very respectful to the majestic Emperor Jingming who was beside him.

He quickly dismounted and bowed, "I didn't know this noble man was coming here. I'm sorry for not coming to greet you."

Emperor Jingming waved his hand to ask him to excuse himself, and at the same time, his face looked unhappy because of his arrival.

Huang Shikang was a man who could read people's expressions. When he saw the two coffins beside the nobleman, he thought he had offended Emperor Jingming.

In order to show off, he suddenly became furious.

"How can you place this coffin here? You are walking in and out of the city gates in broad daylight, ostentatiously passing through the streets, ruining the fortune of the entire city. Can you bear the consequences?"

"Didn't I say that funerals are only allowed at night?"

He never said this, but it did not prevent the guard from being frightened and he immediately knelt down and kowtowed repeatedly.

While begging for mercy, they even told Wei Haoguan about the gold he gave them and how he bribed them.

Ye Xingxin was somewhat desperate: [System, this prefect, he won't do anything to curry favor with His Majesty, right? ]

[I really can’t stand it for much longer! ]

[I need to go to the toilet!!! Your Majesty, please save me!!!]

The last sentence was almost a scream, and Emperor Jingming couldn't help but tilt his ear through the coffin.

He was nearly deafened.

Helplessly, Emperor Jingming said, "Sir Huang, let them pass."

Huang Shikang carefully observed Emperor Jingming's expression.

With a dark face and his head turned away, he seemed to dislike the coffin very much, but with the people around him, he had to suppress his displeasure for the sake of his reputation.

Huang Shikang thought he had guessed Emperor Jingming's thoughts, so he weighed the gold.

Fu Zhixin suddenly thought of something, and his cloudy eyes stared at Wei Haoguan and the coffin.

He had received the order to conduct the investigation two days ago, and now...

His eyes lit up. This coffin can hide a person!

"Come here, seize the coffin and the funeral procession immediately. I suspect they are the criminals that your majesty wants to arrest."

Emperor Jingming\Rong Anle\Xu Changyu: …

This guy is so smart!

Ye Xingxin was already powerless. She had a sad face and wailed: [Your Majesty, you are hurting me! ]

[You might as well not come to save me! Let me die, it's better than being suffocated to death by urine. ]

Emperor Jingming could not listen any longer and used his status as a noble to stop them: "Sir Huang, in my opinion, this is just a simple funeral procession, not the person Your Majesty is looking for."

The king?

Is this man a prince?

Huang Shikang's smile became more sincere, and he said flatteringly: "Your Highness is right, I will have this funeral procession guard outside the city gate and enter the city at night according to the rules."

"But as the official in charge here, I will have to have someone check it again to reassure Your Majesty."

The prince has access to His Majesty every day, and now that he has suspicions, he cannot let him go easily.

Moreover, this can not only avoid the bad luck of the prince bumping into the coffin when speaking, but also show his cautious and serious attitude in front of the prince.

Maybe the news will reach His Majesty's ears and he will be transferred to the capital.

Huang Shikang thought happily.

Little did they know that Emperor Jingming was already furious.

He stared at the man with a serious look. How could there be such a stupid, flattering and extremely unlucky official in the Great Zhou!

Huang Shikang was shocked when he suddenly met Emperor Jingming's eyes and took a step back.

Just happened to catch the bird droppings falling from high altitude.

The bird droppings were so watery that they covered his entire face.

Rong Anle covered his nose and pulled the two donkeys back.

Hey, this bird has a stomach upset and has diarrhea!