My bad words were heard by all the civil and military officials in the court

Chapter 97: Donkey Born in Water (revised, can be re-read)

After floating in the flood for more than half an hour, Ye Shengxin was no longer worried about sinking to the bottom.

His mind shifted and he immediately noticed that the temperature of the flood was wrong.

She used her free hand to scratch it, "Anle, why do I feel that this flood water... is a little hot?"

The sweat steaming from Rong Anle's forehead flowed down his red cheeks and ears into a flood.

She looked at the scorching sun hanging in the sky and asked feebly, "Did you just notice it?"

Didn't you look at His Majesty on the other side of me and see how many times he wiped his sweat in a quarter of an hour?

Emperor Jingming wiped his sweat again. He said with no desire to live: "Lord Ye, I think the flood is so hot that it burns people. It is a sight that has never been seen before. What do you think?"

“Is it so outrageous that it shouldn’t exist?”

He still had a glimmer of hope, hoping that the flood that was about to bubble up with hot air could cool down in Ye Shengxin's mouth.

Ye Xingxin blinked and said, "Your Majesty, I don't know about this matter, but I think this may be the price God has caused Wei Hao's plan to fail, and we who are still alive must pay."

Emperor Jingming closed his eyes, his lips trembled, and his heart was dead.

"You feel...good."

Your Majesty is so miserable, Rong Anle sighed. He really didn't want to see his good friend continue to suffer unintentionally, and was just about to set a stage for her.

Before he could finish his words, Ye Xingxin suddenly asked, "Your Majesty, do you know where the two donkeys that the Crown Prince gave you are?"

"And the pregnant donkey you spent your gold on?"

"Your Highness loves donkeys so much. Now that the flood has come, not only will you not be able to return the gift you gave to the prince, but your Highness's beloved thing may also be lost. If Your Highness knew, he would be very sad."

Emperor Jingming who was soaked in the flood: ...He was sad that his donkey was lost?

Shouldn't he be more sad that his father was forced to take a long, scalding hot bath!

Seeing that Emperor Jingming looked unhappy, Rong Anle said quickly, "Don't worry, the donkeys will not be in danger of death. Who knows, they may be free for the rest of their lives."

"In the palace, they can't make noise or make a fuss, and their lives may be in danger at any time. It's always uncomfortable."

If we could take this opportunity to stop them from having to listen to the constant, ghost-like braying of donkeys during court sessions, Your Majesty would certainly be happy in his heart even if he didn't say it on the surface.

In this way, we can give an explanation to the prince.

Ye Xingxin didn't know Rong Anle's painstaking efforts, so he didn't say anything, but he thought to himself:

[Three innocent donkeys encountered this kind of thing as soon as they entered the city. With such bad luck, they still want freedom? ]

She curled her lips, [Impossible, impossible in this lifetime. ]

The system agreed: [Yes, they were born to be bound by the walls of the imperial palace, suitable to be bound for life.]

【It also saves you from harming other people. 】

The harmed Emperor Jingming\Rong Anle:...

"Ahhhh-uh-"

Almost immediately after the system finished speaking, the three heard the sound of donkeys braying in unison.

Yes, it’s the neat sound of a donkey!

Emperor Jingming closed his eyes, exhaled, and then looked towards the source of the sound with the two people around him.

Then they saw three donkeys being carried towards them by a current.

Among them, the big and small donkeys saw familiar people in the vast flood. Their eyes lit up one after another, and then they flapped their four hooves and swam towards Ye Shengxin faster.

Ye Xingxin was panicking: [What is this donkey trying to do? It's swimming so fast, is it going to cause trouble?]

His face turned pale as he spoke: [Are they going to catch the three of us and torture us in this vast flood? ]

[With such a large body, what should we do if we sink...]?

"what!"

Before she could finish her words, someone grabbed her arm fiercely. Ye Shengxin looked at the person who attacked her with a confused look on her face.

Why did Anle hold her arm tightly? It hurt her so much.

Rong Anle did not answer. She and Emperor Jingming noticed what Ye Shengxin had said about what the donkeys were going to do.

——Let them deliver the baby.

The female donkey, who was protected by the big and small donkeys, was crying out and couldn't hold it back any longer.

The baby donkey's head is about to come out. If there is no effective intervention, the baby donkey will not be able to control its limbs and body as soon as it is born and may easily drown or choke to death in the flood.

"His Majesty."

The three donkeys had floated closer, and Rong Anle was asking whether to save the mother donkey.

If she rescued him, she would have to let the emperor go, and the three of them would be in danger of being separated.

Emperor Jingming said without hesitation: "Anle, let go and save the donkey."

These two donkeys, which helped him vent his anger at the Queen Mother, were now seeking his help. Considering their past friendship and the fact that they would not be lost in the future and might still be of help, Emperor Jingming made a prompt decision.

Ye Shengxin had no objection. The donkey was also a life, so he should save it if possible.

So, before letting go, Rong Anle found a tree trunk top that could temporarily stop them from floating down. The three people and three donkeys used the not-so-thick branches and leaves on the top of the tree to complete the delivery plan.

Emperor Jingming was born noble and had never done this kind of work. Ye Shengxin was just a weak scholar, so Rong Anle asked them to lift the donkey's head in front.

She swam to the donkey's buttocks and prepared to hold up the baby donkey's head.

It was difficult to gain leverage in the water, and the mother donkey had a particularly hard time giving birth. The two donkeys nearby were worried that the braying was too loud, and Rong Anle was so annoyed that he scolded them:

"Shut up and stop yelling!"

Two donkeys: ...

After struggling for a long time, half of the donkey's body came out. Rong Anle, sweating profusely, took action and tried to pull it out slowly.

The movement was a little too big, causing the donkey to howl in pain, and her four flapping hooves almost kicked the three people.

Ye Shengxin and Emperor Jingming were at the head of the female donkey. The female donkey, who was lying on her side, spit out saliva in pain, which sprayed all over their heads and faces.

Emperor Jingming was unwilling to let go and tried to wipe his face, but was almost swept away by the flood.

Ye Shengxin quickly grabbed him.

"Your Majesty, please hold on to the donkey's ears. This is a good place to gain leverage and your hands won't slip easily."

Ye Shengxin placed Emperor Jingming's hand on the donkey's ear.

As a result, because Emperor Jingming was a little too strong, the female donkey's big ears were scratched and it hurt. Immediately, the donkey opened its mouth and began to howl desperately.

Seeing this, the two donkeys also howled.

The three donkeys were braying at a close distance, and Ye Shengxin's ears were hurt by the sound. He freed one fist and, with all his strength, hit two of the donkeys on the head one after another.

"Shut up, that screaming is so unpleasant."

"Don't you have any sense at all?"

The two donkeys glared at Ye Shengxin, and Ye Shengxin glared back.

"What, do you still want to be beaten?"

"Ah-uh!"

The female donkey brayed again, and this time a small wave of the flood came and filled her mouth with Yellow River water.

The donkey's throat was choked and rolled up and down.

Seeing this, Ye Xingxin didn't bother to glare at the two donkeys, and said directly to Emperor Jingming: "Your Majesty, the donkey is giving birth, and she may need a piece of clothing to gag and vent. I'm sorry to bother you."

Emperor Jingming subconsciously wanted Ye Shengxin to take off his clothes, but Ye Shengxin directly blocked his way and said, "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince's birthday is coming soon. If you give him the mother and son donkey you rescued, he will be very happy."

Emperor Jingming stopped talking, thought for a while, then took off his outer shirt and stuffed it into the mouth of the female donkey who had recovered a little.

Seeing this, the two donkeys thought that the female donkey was hurt, so they swam over anxiously and started crying again.

Ye Shengxin's patience ran out, and he punched them on the head one by one again.

"Shut up!"

The two donkeys blinked their eyes, and the real one stopped braying.

Ye Shengxin shook his hurt palm and rolled his eyes.

This is how I evaluate the two donkeys’ obedience: [Two punches are just right, they confuse the donkeys but don’t hurt their brains. ]

System: [The host is right. These two beasts should be taught a lesson.]

Suddenly, a surprised voice came from the side, "Your Majesty, don't worry, the little cub is out."

At the last moment, Rong Anle used a little strength to drag the little donkey out, allowing it to be born perfectly.

However, there was still mucus on its body, so Rong Anle used the slightly scalding flood water to clean its body.

The mother donkey no longer needed the help of two people, and Emperor Jingming and Ye Shengxin swam to the little donkey's position.

Looking at its beautiful black eyes, Ye Xingxin suddenly thought, "This donkey was born in water, so how about calling it Donkey Deshui?"

Rong Anle looked at Emperor Jingming and said, "This matter still needs His Majesty's approval."

Emperor Jingming thought about it and felt that the name was good, so he decided on it.

"Anle, does this female donkey have milk? The baby donkey needs to eat." After the name was decided, Ye Shengxin began to worry about this issue again.

Rong Anle couldn't answer. This was not something a girl like her should know.

Ye Shengxin held the baby donkey's legs and brought it to the mother donkey's belly.

After a little groping and finding the right position, Ye Shengxin put the donkey cub's mouth up.

Half a cup of tea later, the baby donkey was crying anxiously, and Ye Shengxin and the other two were dumbfounded.

The donkey had no milk and they were still in the flood, what should they do?

Rong Anle was desperate and tried every possible means to find a cure, so he set his sights on donkeys, big and small.

"Shengxin, do you think these two donkeys are male or female?"

Ye Shengxin didn't pay attention to this matter at all. She looked at Emperor Jingming.

Emperor Jingming's face was stern: "It depends on what I do. I am busy with official duties. If you don't know, how can I know?"

Ye Xingxin touched his nose and said, "Your Majesty, you misunderstood. I didn't mean that. I was just anxious."

At this time, a huge flood came, and the top of the branch, which was not very strong to begin with, could not support the weight of three people and four donkeys, and was instantly washed away.

In the rolling water, Rong Anle tried to swim towards Ye Shengxin and Emperor Jingming.

But the mother donkey was grateful to her and protected her and her baby donkey closely.

Rong Anle couldn't swim over, so he could only shout, "Your Majesty, don't worry, contact me as soon as you are safe, and I will come to pick you up."

Ye Shengxin and Emperor Jingming were together, and they responded one after another in panic.

The flood washed several people away, and Rong Anle didn't hear them. He shouted in their direction several times and gave them loud instructions.

The system has good hearing and conveys them one by one.

Ye Xingxin felt helpless when she heard this: [Anle can rest assured. Your Majesty and I haven't been kicked in the head by a donkey. If we can't wait for her, we will save ourselves.]

Emperor Jingming's sleeve was tightly pulled by Ye Shengxin, and he was about to explode after hearing her bad words.

Seeing the big donkey floating towards them, Emperor Jingming became afraid, fearing that he would be implicated by Ye Shengxin.

In the water flow, he used great strength to pull the sleeve back from Ye Shengxin's hand.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you caught me, why are you letting go?"

Ye Shengxin felt something was wrong. Seeing that Emperor Jingming was about to separate from her, she was worried and swam over with great strength and grabbed Emperor Jingming's sleeve again.

"Ye Xingxin, let me go!"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty. I will keep you safe."

Ye Shengxin couldn't understand why the old man was doing that at such a critical moment, so his men tightened their grip on him.

At this time, the big donkey floated over, with its four hooves facing the two of them. Emperor Jingming's pupils suddenly shrank when he saw it, and he almost wanted to vomit blood.

In a hurry, he ordered again: "Ye Xingxin, I don't want you to save me, let me go, I..."

With a "swish" sound, Emperor Jingming's sleeve was torn.

Emperor Jingming was delighted. Was he saved?

Ye Shengxin didn't notice the donkey's hoof coming towards her from behind, and her sleeve broke. She lunged forward and grabbed Emperor Jingming's hand directly.

"Your Majesty, please don't joke. How can I not save you!" Ye Shengxin said righteously.

Emperor Jingming was extremely anxious: "Let go!"

Ye Xingxin was determined: "No! I won't let you go!"

"You...you..."

Seeing the donkey's hoof coming towards him, Emperor Jingming tried to dodge anxiously, but Ye Shengxin moved and directly blocked all his vision.

After two breaths.

Two sounds of "bang" and "bang"!

"Ah" and "Ah" twice!

Before Ye Xingxin was kicked unconscious on the head by a donkey's hoof, he suddenly remembered the classic plot in the storybook.

She said to the system: "Your Majesty and I have suffered brain injuries. Will we lose our memories when we wake up?"

Emperor Jingming, who was on the verge of fainting: ...

Ahhhhhhhh...Ye Shengxin, you repay kindness with enmity!

You are harming me again!

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