He secretly changed his character

Lu Zichu was extremely surprised and a little uneasy. He felt that his idea was really rude. [How do you know what I'm thinking? ]

[You can think of yourself as a beam of brain waves, and me as a brain wave receiver. ]

[Can you receive anyone's brain waves? ]

【certainly. 】

[Then it must be difficult for you to fall asleep, after all, there are trillions of brain waves in the world. ]

[No, I sleep as soon as I touch the bed.]

[Is it because the heaven is too far away from the human world, or the brain wave signal is too weak——]

The angel interrupted him bluntly, "It's just a matter of buying a jammer."

Lu Zichu, [……]

The angel finished speaking and scanned the QR code on Lu Zichu's chest, which displayed a huge amount of download data.

If this amount of data were processed on earth, even the world's largest server farm would take a full day.

But it only took the angel three seconds.

Therefore, Lu Zichu was amazed, as if he had witnessed a miracle.

[May I ask, aren’t you an angel? ]

[I didn’t say I wasn’t.]

[But I think you are more like a computer with a million core processors. ]

[Angel-shaped artificial intelligence, you did not understand it wrongly. ]

Lu Zichu, [……]

Suddenly, the angel's whole body began to tremble, smoke came out of his ears, his eyes flashed red, and a sharp system warning sounded.

[Fuck! I finally waited for you. ]

[What?] Lu Zichu was puzzled. He wondered if the angel had processed a huge amount of data and the hardware couldn't keep up, causing the CPU to catch fire?

Moreover, the two wings behind the angel were flapping all the time, which made Lu Zichu feel that he looked like the turkey with standing feathers that he saw at the school's Halloween party that year.

The angel immediately cried with joy, and then said to another angel, "Sariel, I finally found the patch."

patch?

Could it be you?

Lu Zichu suddenly thought of a ragged beggar with his clothes patched up.

However, for students majoring in computer programming, this patch has another meaning.

But before he had time to think carefully, the angel pulled him up without any explanation and ran all the way.

Lu Zichu saw that the other people's eyes were full of envy and hatred, as if they wanted to eat him alive. He wanted to tell them that he really didn't use any backdoor.

When they arrived at the Jiuchongtian Building and pressed the elevator, Angel pushed Lu Zichu in without any hesitation.

The elevator sped along, faster than a Boeing 747. In less than five seconds, the two of them stood on the top floor, the ninety-ninth floor.

As soon as the angel walked out of the elevator, he grabbed someone and asked, "Where's the Boss?"

That man was also an angel, but his face was serious and cold. He looked at the two people without a good expression.

[Gabriel, what are you doing here? ]

Gabriel, it turned out to be the angel who brought him here.

Seeing the other party's cold attitude, Gabriel was not in a good mood either, [Lucifer, why are you so idle? ]

[What are you looking for Boss for?] Lucifer said, and then he spoke with great kindness, [He is furious. I advise you to be sensible and not add fuel to the fire at this time.]

Gabriel ignored it and walked along, telling his men, "We've found the patch. Go and make the backstage preparations."

[Wait a minute——] Lucifer called him with a stern face.

Gabriel looked unhappy, [What's wrong? ]

[The patch is the most important thing this time. If he doesn't want to, who can force him? Do you remember what happened more than a hundred years ago? The patch jumped down from here and returned to the garbage disposal in an instant. ]

[Trash crusher?] Lu Zichu asked in shock, [Hell?]

[No, hell is a recycling station.] Lucifer said, and then looked at Gabriel, [Do you know what is most important right now?]

[I know. I'll go pour the coffee. The coffee beans must be from the best Blue Mountain in Jamaica, and they must be ground by hand.]

【no. 】

[Then I'll prepare some rose essential oil. How about a full body SPA? ]

【Not yet. 】

[How about a French meal? Before I died, I was the chief chef of the Palace of Fontainebleau, and I usually served nobles and dignitaries from various countries.]

Lucifer cleared his throat and spoke helplessly, [I mean...close all the windows on this floor. Remember - every single one.]

Gabriel woke up as if from a dream, [Yes, yes. Just in case... Just in case. ]

Lu Zichu was unwilling to defend himself, "I think I will change to a more elegant way of dying so that I can have a peaceful appearance. 】

***

The President's Office of Jiuchongtian Company.

Gabriel thought he would see a mess and their Emperor scolding his subordinates. Unexpectedly, the entire meeting room was silent.

only one person.

The man sat with his back to the others.

Lu Zichu has always had a self-portrait of the image of the Emperor of Heaven.

For example, when he read Harry Potter, he felt that Dumbledore fit his idea of ​​the Emperor of Heaven. Later, he read The Lord of the Rings and thought that Gandalf in the book also made him feel like the Creator.

They are all the embodiment of wisdom, kindness and holiness.

What is even more indispensable is the gray hair, long beard, and a white robe.

So when he saw a man similar to Hector Barbossa, Captain Jack's friend in "Pirates of the Caribbean", he was immediately disappointed and uneasy.

This Emperor of Heaven is too deep and gloomy. He seems to have a weird temper and is not easy to deal with.

[Sorry, I went to the wrong set.]

Emperor of Heaven, [……]

Gabriel's attitude was extremely pious, [Boss, the people are finally here. ]

The Emperor looked confused, [Who is it? ]

Lucifer whispered, [Patch.]

【Oh...】After the Emperor of Heaven said this, he was silent for a long time.

Lu Zichu asked curiously, [What happened to the Emperor of Heaven? ]

Lucifer was not surprised. [The system crashed and is freezing.]

[How do I restart the computer? Where is the switch? ]

[No need to go to so much trouble.] Lucifer said as he patted the Emperor on the head.

Lu Zichu, [……]

He had a sense of déjà vu when watching a TV set from the 1980s or 1990s. When something malfunctioned, he would tap on the casing. Maybe, it would make it work again. Maybe, it would make it even more dysfunctional.

The Emperor of Heaven reacted quickly, his face was filled with joy and excitement, [Oh, Patch, Patch - my dear Patch. Quick, recall the Director of Operations and the Director of R&D who are going to be exiled to Pluto.]

Lucifer said with a heavy face, [A minute ago, they were on their way.]

The Emperor of Heaven seemed to have just woken up, holding his chin in thought, [Then, start an AI meeting with the Director of Finance and the Director of Human Resources. ]

[The financial director has been locked in a small dark room by you. He is deeply reflecting on himself and has to write a 100,000-byte self-criticism. As for the human resources director, he is writing a resignation report. According to the progress bar sent back from the intranet, he has completed half of it. In this mood, I think he will refuse to start the AI ​​meeting. ]

【Turn on mandatory execution.】

[I don't have this power and need your authorization. ]

The Emperor did not speak, but snapped his fingers, but the conference hall was still dark. The Emperor's face looked a little unhappy.

Lucifer and Gabriel were left with a frown on their faces.

Lu Zichu asked anxiously, [What happened? ]

Lucifer, [Network disconnected.]

Emperor of Heaven, [It seems that I am the only one who has come in person. ]

Lu Zichu asked subconsciously, [What?]

【Watch the VCR first. 】