I dressed as a princess and cheated on myself

Song Bushi replied, "The noodles are the same. The bowls he has are too expensive. It's good enough to have free food. Why are you picking? If you don't want to eat, don't eat."

Seeing that she was about to collect the bowls, everyone quickly protected the bowls.

"I didn't choose, I just asked."

The Fourth Prince looked very proud and continued to drink his soup from his paper bowl.

The Crown Prince and several princes also tasted the instant noodles.

The rich and spicy flavor of beef is really unforgettable and very addictive.

The portion is just too small, totally not enough to eat.

The Third Prince said cheekily, "Anything else? I'm not full."

"The noodles are gone, but there's some soup. Do you want some?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Soup is also fine."

Several princes all asked for soup with licking faces, and Song Bushi turned around and brought out the noodle pot and added soup to them.

But the Crown Prince and several princes' faces changed drastically.

Then came the prince's trembling voice, "You, you, you...you woman, you actually used a urinal to cook noodles for us?"

Everyone present was stunned, and their hands holding the noodles were shaking.

Even the calm King Heng widened his eyes and looked at the familiar urinal.

He said, why couldn’t I find the urinal last night, it turned out that she used it to cook noodles?

The culprit looked calm.

Holding the urinal in his hand, he said with certainty, "Your Highness, open your eyes and look carefully, this is a noodle pot!"

Although she said this, she was actually very nervous inside, could it be possible?

Is this thing a urinal?

Were all the urinals in ancient times so exquisite?

She sneaked out and stole it back last night!

I don’t know whose bedroom this is, but this thing is hidden under the bed!

She thought it was a piece of fine porcelain, so she stole it back.

I couldn’t find a pot to cook noodles just now, so I remembered this and found it quite useful when cooking.

She wouldn't have taken it out if they hadn't asked for more soup.

Now no matter what you say, you can’t recognize it, this is the noodle pot!

"Noodle pot?" The prince looked at the urinal carefully. It looked like a urinal no matter how he looked at it.

With a red face, he threw the bowl in his hand to the ground.

"You woman, you are wrong but you are still trying to argue. This is obviously a urinal. You used the urinal to cook noodles for this prince. This is contempt for the royal family and insult to the royal dignity. You deserve to die!"

After saying this, he didn't even give King Heng face and shouted directly, "Come here, drag this lowly slave away and behead him!"

The prince's guards immediately stepped forward to arrest the man.

Prince Heng stood up calmly and coughed, "Who dares to be so presumptuous in this palace?"

Wei Zhong immediately led a group of people forward and blocked the prince's men!

The two waves of troops were on the verge of action, and the situation became extremely tense in an instant.

The prince was furious, "Prince Heng, what do you mean by this? Openly rebelling?"

King Heng put the two children down.

He said respectfully, "I dare not! But, this is my residence, and the people in my residence will naturally be taught by me, so there is no need for you to do anything!"

"Is it also King Heng's intention that your people disregard the royal dignity and insult the royal majesty?"

Prince Heng said calmly, "Your Highness, you are too polite! We just have a disagreement on the definition of the object. In my opinion, this is a noodle pot, but it is made to look a bit like a urinal!"

"The prince is high up in the sky, so he has never seen the cooking utensils used by ordinary people. It's normal that he doesn't recognize them, but you can't convict people at will. This is unfair!"

Song Bushi didn't expect that King Heng would lie with his eyes open and help her to defend herself.

Did he really believe what she said?

Or is it that he and the prince are rivals, so he helps her unconditionally?

Whatever the case, it’s a good thing!

"This is clearly a urinal! Prince Heng, how can you lie with your eyes open? Do you think this prince is a fool?"

The prince was furious and asked the other brothers, "Third brother, fourth brother, sixth brother, come on, this is not a urinal?"

The Third Prince and the Sixth Prince both felt like vomiting.

But, if they admit that this is a urinal, wouldn't they become the laughing stock of the entire city of Kyoto?

Even if they kill this woman, they will still be a joke!

The most important thing is, killing her would only relieve the anger temporarily. Not only would it become a joke, but it would also completely offend King Heng!

The most infuriating thing is that with King Heng blocking them, they can’t touch this woman at all!

Prince Heng now commands a million troops and also serves as the commander of the Imperial Guard. He is currently the person the emperor trusts the most, no doubt about it!

Although the Crown Prince and several princes are the Emperor's biological sons, he is always on guard against them.

Although they were angry, they could do nothing about it. If a conflict arose, even if they brought it to the Emperor, they might not gain any benefit.

After all, who can tell whether this is a noodle pot or a urinal?

The Third Prince coughed and said, "Maybe we are really ignorant. There are many different types of pots and pans in the folks. Urine pots and noodle pots all depend on how the individual uses them. There is no unified standard."

"My sister-in-law said it was a noodle pot, so it must be a noodle pot. Who would use a urinal to cook noodles? If we tell others about it, no one will believe it. Instead, they will think we are looking for trouble and accusing people of crimes."

The Sixth Prince agreed, "Yes, there are so many strange things in this world, and there are too many that we don't recognize."

"This urinal is quite similar to a teapot. Some teahouses specially customize teapots with large diameters, which are more like urinals, but it does not affect business. Some people even have this habit and like to use strange tableware to show their specialness!"

After hearing what the two said, the prince was not sure whether what he insisted on was right or wrong. Could it really be the noodle pot?

Is he worrying too much?

Song Bushi quickly said, "Yes, this is really a noodle pot. It is really useful for cooking noodles. Do you want more soup?"

Several people waved their hands and said, "No, no, we are full."

They were not just full, they were so stuffed that they just wanted to vomit.

The prince gritted his teeth and endured the anger. "Forget it, I won't argue with her. King Heng, today really opened my eyes! Goodbye! Let's go!"

After speaking, he walked away.

The group came quickly and left quickly.

Only the Fourth Prince greeted her cheerfully, "Sister-in-law, I support you. Next time I have a chance, I will come to eat the noodles you cook. I don't mind that it looks like a urinal!"

Song Bushi's mouth twitched. This guy is really a foodie!

After everyone left, Wei Zhong also withdrew his troops.

Only Song Bushi and Prince Heng were left, along with their two lovely children.

King Heng stared at the urinal in her hand and asked, "Did you steal this to cook noodles?"

This woman must be seriously ill in the brain!

Song Bushi put the urinal on the table, looking like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, "Is Your Majesty confused too? This is a noodle pot."

Anyway, she didn't admit that it was a urinal.

King Heng sneered. This woman was really stubborn. She stole his urinal and refused to admit it. "Okay, then you can continue to cook noodles with this!"

After saying this, he turned away.

The two children looked at her eagerly and asked worriedly, "Mom, are you using this to cook noodles for us?"

"No, I used to use packaged noodles and soaked them directly in the box. If there weren't so many people coming and I couldn't find a suitable pot, I wouldn't use this..."