The villain doesn't want to have fun and just wants to start a business
15 Special car pick-up for house viewing, this is basic operation
"Why can't we sell houses in the end times?" Lala retorted to Kaka. She was very happy to be able to suppress the other party.
"Even if you can sell it, how much do you plan to sell it for?" Kaka immediately retorted.
"It should be at least two or three thousand per set! It's zero cost anyway!" Lala said disdainfully.
Kaka's eyes widened. "Two or three thousand? You must be dreaming. This is the end of the world. Houses are worthless and not even as much as a sniper rifle!"
"We need to expand our business. The starting price for a small apartment is 5,000 yuan, and a single-family villa is 10,000 yuan!" Li Ping'an took a bite of green beans.
What? Starting from 10,000?
Kaka looked his boss back and forth, wondering if he had a fever.
"Ten thousand? There are more villas here than apartments with elevators, and there is no electricity, so the apartments can't be sold!" Lala reminded the boss.
"I know all this, but what do you know? This is not just a house, it's also a guarantee of life and an improvement in quality of life. Can you buy it for two or three thousand?
In the future, security and cleaning will be standard in the community, plus various small shops and a complete material supply chain. It will definitely be a rising commercial district, no, a new city!
This is not a house for sale, it is the future of mankind and the hope of life!
Is ten thousand expensive? "
"I can't find any evidence to refute you!" Kaka shut up.
"It's the boss who's paying it back. He's indeed an evil capitalist. He can even say that the dead are alive!"
"Packaging, what is the most shameless thing in the 21st century? Packaging! Because you can say nonsense. What about establishing a persona, creating concepts, it's all hype anyway. Packaging a product is easier than research and development!"
Li Pingan put down the spoon and suddenly remembered, "Have you washed the spoon?"
Lala nodded and said, "I've washed it!"
Li Pingan breathed a sigh of relief.
"I washed it several times using the rotating blades in my mouth!" Lala licked her lips.
The rotating blades in the mouth? Do you think it's a washing machine?
Li Pingan's hand holding the spoon trembled a little. You are really good at talking! He even introduced the powerful functions of the tongue! Can it be used for scraping? It's really awesome!
Aren't you afraid of infecting me? Even if you're not, have you brushed your teeth?
Li Pingan looked unhappy.
Lala laughed and said, "Don't worry, boss. I have my own temperature control system, which can be high or low. Disinfection is very easy."
Built-in temperature control, high or low? Do you want to say this is still a song of ice and fire?
Awesome, one of you can go high or low, the other can lift or press, you both have special skills!
I'm still a child! Are you going to torture me all day long?
Unable to eat anymore, Li Ping'an wiped his mouth and stood up.
"Go to the command car!"
"Are you going out?" Lala quickly followed.
"No, it's not enough to just look at the efficacy. Good medicine must be advertised first!"
Oh, Kaka said as if he understood something, and immediately dumped the food on the plate into the trash can and followed quickly.
I went out to the yard, got in the car and turned on the radio.
"It's still the band that received Mingyuan last time. There should be more neutral NPCs listening."
Watching Kaka start to get busy, Li Pingan sat down at the operating table and picked up the microphone.
"Hello, boss!"
"Lala, what are the characteristics of our Xinglan Bay?" Li Ping'an thought for a moment and prepared to speak.
"Our neighborhood is all weeds. We dug a pond but it's dry now. We're near the urban-rural junction, the elevator apartments are terrible, and there's a shopping mall next door."
Kaka rolled his eyes after hearing this.
"Friends who are still wandering on the edge of survival, do you want to enjoy a life like Venice with a huge green space? This is Xinglan Bay, a place where dreams and distance coexist.
Xinglanwan is far away from the downtown, returning to nature and enjoying the pastoral scenery. The personalized apartment design keeps up with the fashion trend. XX shopping center is just around the corner, and convenient life is within reach. "
Kaka opened his mouth wide. How the hell can you say that?
Lala blushed, she was worthy of being the boss, her words were very sophisticated.
That's not called a wasteland, that's called a super large green area, a pond, that's called the Venice of the East. The house type is bad, but this is a fashion trend. There is a shopping mall nearby, so isn't a convenient life within reach?
Kaka lowered his head and uttered a word softly.
"Cowhide!"
After giving the two of them a fierce look, Li Pingan continued to advertise.
“Xinglan Bay has complete facilities, a first-class security team, and a powerful security system. The end of the world is not despair. Xinglan Bay is where your hope in life begins.
The Xinglanwan property is grandly opened, Sunshine Real Estate provides special car pick-up and drop-off, door-to-door viewing, and many benefits! ”
"Special car pick-up? Home viewing of the house?" Kaka was almost speechless.
"Nonsense. It's the end of the world now. The streets are full of infected people. As a conscientious entrepreneur, of course I have to look at the problem from the perspective of my customers. Isn't this basic operation?"
Shut your mouth, you loser!
Lala nodded. "But it's hard to be effective. After all, there is a lack of trust between people in the end times, and it's also very dangerous outside."
"I know. We need to advertise three times a day, morning, noon and night, without interruption! We can think of other ways later!"
Bang bang, several gunshots were heard outside. Li Ping'an's face changed and he immediately walked out of the command vehicle.
Several security guards around him immediately took out their shields to block him.
Kaka rushed out quickly with a gun on his back.
"Come on, let's go take a look too."
There was a burst of gunfire coming from near the side door on the other side of the community.
It was obvious that two groups were engaging in a gunfight.
"Damn it, I just started promoting this real estate today and someone set up a battlefield here!" Li Pingan cursed.
Lala's face was also gloomy. "The community is too big. Dozens of security guards are not enough to ensure that there are no leaks! And they are all concentrated near the boss to protect you!"
"I don't need protection. Let them patrol separately from now on!"
"Know it!"
He led his men to the place where the gunshots were heard. Once they arrived nearby, they saw four guys wearing leather jackets on motorcycles shooting at a nearby SUV with pistols.
While beating him, he shouted, "Boy, come out, you can't run away!"
"Brother, stop using the gun, and don't attract the infected people nearby!"
"What are you afraid of? There are no mutants here. You two stay here, and Xiao Liu and I will go catch that guy. I'm going to make him bleed today!"
"Come here if you dare!"
"Boy, do you think we dare not kill you?"
"Boss, it's another predator!"
"Are there any gangs near us? How did we meet them again?"
"There should be a small gang, it looks like they want to arrest someone!"
Li Pingan glanced at the other person.
Point at the opponent's motorcycle and say, "Blow it up!"
"Do you mean to blow up their heads or their cars?" Kaka licked his lips.
"Of course it's the car. I want to catch it alive!"
With a whoosh, the little loli rushed out with a gun in hand.
He raised his hand and fired a shot. With a bang, a hole was made in a motorcycle and it exploded instantly.
The two predators guarding nearby were blown away.
Swish, swish, swish, the five Swifts, with red eyes, raised their AR16s and jumped out from the tops of the cars. Like fleas, they quickly surrounded the Predators with the muzzles of the guns pointed at their foreheads.
The change in the blink of an eye made the last two people stunned immediately.
The little loli holding the gun actually rushed all the way up to the outer wall of the elevator apartment, and ran on it like Spider-Man, laughing wildly as she ran, and finally stuck her feet into the wall and stood on it.
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