The programmer and his woman

Today is the weekend, the sun is shining, the breeze is not dry, it is a good day for traveling. I am in a good mood, so I decided to invite my good friend Yan Jing to go out and play together to enjoy this rare leisure time.

I picked up the receiver and dialed the number of the glasses. After a few crisp phone rings, a slightly lazy voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hello~ Hello, this is Hou Wei, who are you looking for?"

I smiled and responded, "It's me, Wang Dong. It's the weekend today, and the weather is so nice. What are you doing at home? I want to go out and play with you."

There was a hint of sleepiness in Glasses' voice. He rubbed his eyes, yawned and said, "Dongzi, why did you wake up so early? I just got up. I didn't sleep well last night."

I asked curiously, "What's wrong? Didn't you sleep well these days?"

Glasses sighed and said, "Yeah, my parents kept bothering me so much these past few nights that I couldn't sleep well."

I asked in confusion: "What are you doing? Are your parents busy recently?"

Glasses smiled bitterly and said, "Do you remember the picture book I got from Xiaobai some time ago?"

I was confused by the question asked by Glasses: "I remember, what's wrong?"

Glasses continued, "I put it on the bed after reading it that day and went to school. Unexpectedly, my mother found it when she came into the house to clean up, and then handed it to my father. My father took one look at the album and immediately confiscated it."

I couldn't help laughing and said, "Haha, then your parents didn't read the book in vain. They must have been attracted by the content."

Glasses sighed and said, "Yeah, they've been like they took stimulants these past few days, tossing and turning in the house every night, howling non-stop, making it impossible for me to sleep well."

I asked curiously, "Did your parents beat you?"

Glasses shook his head and said proudly, "No, he asked me about the book yesterday, and I thought about it and said it was the art textbook issued by the school, but I couldn't find it and I needed it for art class. He was speechless at the time, and was a little embarrassed. He said he took it to the store and would bring it back to me tomorrow. I also warned him not to delay my class, so I guess he will bring it back to me today."

I smiled and patted his shoulder, exclaiming: "Oh my god, you are such a great man with glasses, your lies are so perfect!"

Glasses chuckled and said, "Of course, I do have some cleverness. Wait for me to change my clothes, and then we can go to the computer room to play."

I asked in confusion: "Why are you going to the computer room? Don't you have a computer?"

Glasses smiled mysteriously and said, "You don't know, the computer room has added a surfing project these days. Come on, I'll take you to have a look."

I was even more confused and asked, "What, the computer room turned into a swimming pool?"

Glasses laughed and said, "Oh, it's either swimming or surfing the Internet, that's what they call it. Oh, it's hard to explain it to you, you'll know when you see it there."

We arrived at the computer room and heard Glasses shout, "Boss, turn on a computer for me to surf the Internet."

The boss responded: "Surfing costs extra, and it's charged by the length of time."

Glasses nodded and said, "I know, boss."

The boss helped us get online and said, "Okay, go ahead and have fun. Call me if you need anything."

I sat next to Glasses and asked curiously, "Glasses, what is this?"

Glasses pointed at the computer screen and explained, “This is surfing the Internet. It actually means browsing the Internet, playing games, watching videos, etc.

You see, click here and enter the URL to surf the Internet. I memorized a few URLs at school, and they told me that these websites are very interesting. I came here today to open them and see what they are.

Here is the first one. Hey Dongzi, look, it’s opened. This is called Sina.com. Dongzi, look, all of them are what are happening now, with pictures and texts. It’s much better looking than a magazine.

My classmates said they all have email addresses, and asked me to go to this website to apply for an email address. Yes, it is this Sina website. Dongzi, please help me find the email address. "

I asked curiously: "Glasses, I saw a mailbox icon in the upper right corner of the computer, what is the mailbox for?"

Glasses smiled at me and said, "Look at you, you don't understand this, you are really out of date. I can see that you haven't bought any computer magazines to study hard recently. The most popular thing now is surfing the Internet, and the most fashionable thing is sending emails. I was looking for our class beauty's email address a few days ago and was about to get her email address. Today I plan to register an email address and send her an electronic love letter."

I asked curiously: "Electronic love letter? Is this thing equivalent to writing letters?"

Glasses nodded and said, "Yes, this thing is equivalent to writing letters in the past. In the past, you wrote on paper, mailed it, and it took several days for the other party to receive it and write back to you. Now you write letters on computers, and it only takes one second from sending it to receiving it. Don't you think this thing is amazing?"

"Oh, just like you said, email is really great." I exclaimed as I watched the glasses operate.

"Is the registration successful?" Glasses confirmed, "Enter the other party's email address here, and let me see what her address is... Oh, got it, that's it."

"Now enter the main text. What should I write in it?" Glasses looked a little puzzled.

"Aren't you going to write a love letter?" I reminded Glasses.

"Yes, but I have never written it. How about you write it for me?" Glasses asked embarrassedly.

"You want me to write for you when you're courting a girl?" I smiled and shook my head. "No, you have to write it yourself to express your true feelings."

Glasses looked at the time with a bitter face and said, "No, there is a time limit for surfing the Internet. I think the time limit will be up by the time I finish writing. Otherwise, just write this, 'I love you' and send it."

I watched him click send and asked, "Just these three words?"

Glasses nodded and said helplessly: "I can't think of anything else. Time is money, so we have to save it. We have limited time and we have to check other websites."

"Other websites? Anything new?" I asked curiously.

"Chat room!" he whispered softly, his eyes sparkling with excitement. Glasses eagerly searched for the URL of the chat room he mentioned in the notebook. Finally, as if he had found a treasure, he carefully typed it into the address bar.

With the gentle press of the Enter key, a brand new interface appeared before my eyes. I stared at it with wide eyes, full of curiosity, as if I was in an unknown and wonderful world.

"Glasses, what on earth is this chat room?" I couldn't help but ask, my voice full of confusion and anticipation.

Glasses answered excitedly, "I heard from them that this is the most fun. Many people are bragging here, and you don't know if the person on the other side of the computer is a human or a dog. Maybe they are dating, but they only found out they are two men when they meet. Haha, let's register an account and chat for a while. Let's come here and enter as a visitor."

I followed Glasses into the chat room and was surprised to find that there were dozens of people in the chat room.

"I'll find someone to chat with, let's just pick this one, Xiaoyun. I can tell from the name that she must be pretty." Glasses said, pointing at the nickname on the screen.

I couldn't help but laugh: "Come on, Glasses, whether he looks good or not, you can tell by looking at the name?"

Glasses smiled nonchalantly, then began typing: "Hello." and clicked send.

Not long after, the guy with glasses was so happy that his voice changed with excitement: "Hey! Dongzi! Dongzi! Look, someone wrote me a reply!" He yelled, and I got interested too. I hurried over and asked, "Wow, you are so happy. What did they say? Read it to me!"

I saw Glasses pointing at the computer screen, grinning foolishly: "Hey, she said...she said 'Hello to you too'." Seeing his useless look, I was really angry and amused, and couldn't help but teasing him: "Brother, is it necessary for you to be so happy just by replying 'Hello to you too'? Can you calm down a little! Don't be so anxious, just ask if the person is a man or a woman." After I said this, Glasses immediately came back to his senses, "Oh, right, right, how could I forget such an important thing." Then he quickly typed a line of words and sent it out: "Are you a man or a woman?"

The time to wait for a reply seemed extremely long. Both my glasses and I held our breath and stared at the screen. Finally, after a few seconds, a simple and clear answer appeared before my eyes: "female".

This was a big deal. Glasses, who had been relatively calm just now, seemed to have been electrocuted. He jumped up from his chair and danced with joy, "Wow! Dongzi! Dongzi! She's a beauty! A huge beauty!!" He looked like he was injected with chicken blood, which made people laugh.

I raised the corner of my mouth slightly, shook my head gently, and said jokingly, "Come on, keep chatting. Didn't you just tell me that you couldn't tell whether the other person was a human or a dog? Why are you so sure now that she must be a beautiful woman?"

We were chatting casually when we heard the boss of the computer room shouting, "Hey, buddy, your time is almost up, do you want to renew it?" Hearing the voice, Glasses quickly responded, "Okay, another dollar!"

Not long after, Glasses seemed to have become a different person. He looked extremely focused. He whispered to me seriously, "Dongzi, I feel like I've fallen in love." Hearing this, I couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing, "Don't give me that. Are you having a seizure?"

Glasses explained to me anxiously, "Don't disbelieve me, Dongzi! She and I really get along very well. It's like we met too late! The most amazing thing is that she and I are from the same city!"

Seeing him so excited, I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Come on, what's so strange about this? You chose the chat room in the same city yourself, it's normal to meet people from the same city!"

However, at this moment, Glasses was completely immersed in his own joy and couldn't extricate himself. He had no time to care about what I said. He just kept shouting to himself: "Why bother with so much! Anyway, there is a special fate between us. I must meet her today no matter what!"

Seeing how stubborn he was, I kindly suggested, "In that case, why don't you make an appointment with her right now and go over to talk to her in person? Wouldn't that be better?" As soon as I finished speaking, Glasses suddenly slapped his thigh and suddenly realized, "Right! You are right! Let's do this!"

After a while, Glasses couldn't hide his excitement and said excitedly: "It's already been decided! The location is not far from here, you have to accompany me later!"

I was very confused when I heard him say that, and asked in confusion: "Why did you have to drag me along when you went to meet your online friend?" I saw Glasses rubbing his hands nervously and stammering: "No...it's not like that, I'm just a little unsure. Just accompany me this time, and next time if you want to meet your online friend, I will accompany you too."

I sighed and said helplessly: "Come on, I'm not that boring. Okay, I'll go with you to meet him."

We walked to the agreed location, and Glasses looked around nervously: "It's time, it's just in front, Dongzi, help me see if there are any beauties in front."

I looked carefully and said, "No, there is only one man there. Oh, Glasses, maybe you were right, the person you are chatting with is not a woman, but a man."

Glasses' face turned pale all of a sudden: "I can't be so unlucky."

I patted his shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, I'll go ask for you."

I walked back after asking, and Glasses came closer nervously: "Dongzi, come here quickly, how is it, is it him?"

I suppressed my laughter and replied, "Yes, it was him. He said he was just kidding you. It was really fun."

眼镜脸色一僵，愤愤地说：“妈的，我的初恋啊，就这么葬送了，这家伙太可恨了，我要过去揍他。”

I quickly pulled him back and said with a smile, "Come on, glasses, I was just teasing you. It's not him. He's waiting for his colleague, not you."

Glasses was stunned for a moment, then reacted and glared at me: "How dare you lie to me, you guy."

I smiled and patted his shoulder, comforting him: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. Look, look, this time it might be true, look there!" I pointed to a place not far away, and saw a young girl standing there, looking around.

Glasses' eyes lit up: "Oh, I can tell from her back that she must be a beauty. I won't need you this time. I'll go there myself." He ran over in a hurry, but he turned around without stopping. He came back jogging and waved his hand at me, saying, "Hurry up, run, run."

I looked at him in confusion: "Hey, what's wrong with your glasses?"

Glasses panted and said nervously: "Don't ask, don't ask yet, run quickly."

After we ran to a relatively safe place, Glasses stopped and said, panting, "Ouch, Glasses, we've run far enough. What happened?"

Glasses said in horror: "Scared, scared to death, I saw a dinosaur."

I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Ah! Doesn't it look good?"

Glasses shook his head: "It's not that I look bad, it's that I look scary, otherwise how can I run so fast."

I asked doubtfully, "Are you sure it's her?"

Glasses nodded: "Sure, she told me online what color clothes to wear."

Glasses sighed, "That's her. Oh my god, I won't dare meet my online friend again next time."